CC Presents: Charlie Viracola

  • Season 7, Ep 14
  • 05/15/2003

I LOVE IT.

RIGHT ON!

RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON.

I'D BE COOL IF WE JUST DID THAT

FOR 30 MINUTES, YOU KNOW WHAT

I MEAN?

YEAH.

WE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, MAN.

LAST YEAR I BROKE MY TOE,

AND IT COST $10,000 TO GET IT

FIXED AT THE HOSPITAL.

DID YOU PEOPLE HEAR ME?

$10,000 TO GET IT FIXED AT

THE HOSPITAL.

I READ IN A MAGAZINE, THAT THE

WHOLE HUMAN BODY IS ONLY WORTH

ABOUT 60 BUCKS.

YOU KNOW?

MY INSURANCE COMPANY REFUSED

TO COVER IT, BECAUSE THEY SAID

THAT ME BEING BORN WITH A TOE

WAS A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.

RIGHT THEN I DECIDED TO START

MY OWN PLANET.

I CALL IT PLANET CHARLIE,

CAUSE THAT'S MY NAME, AND YOU'RE

ALL INVITED TO COME AND LIVE

THERE, MAN.

YEAH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NOW, SOME OF YOU ARE LOOKING

AT ME LIKE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR OWN PLANET.

WELL, I CAN, TOO.

REMEMBER THAT PHRASE WHEN YOU

WERE A KID?

"CAN, TOO"?

YOUR PARENTS WOULD TELL YOU

YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING,

WHAT WOULD YOU TELL 'EM?

Audience: CAN, TOO!

Charlie Viracola: CAN, TOO.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S BACK WHEN WE HAD

IMAGINATION.

WE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT, TOO,

DIDN'T WE?

PLANET CHARLIE WILL BE A

CAN, TOO, PLANET.

I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

YOU CAN'T PARK IN THE

HANDICAPPED SPACE, AND THEN

HOP ON ONE FOOT INTO THE STORE.

(LAUGHTER)

CAN, TOO.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU HOP

YOUR ASS OUT THE SAME WAY.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU CAN'T MASTURBATE WHILE

YOU'RE WAITING IN LINE AT

THE POST OFFICE.

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

CAN, TOO.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT MIGHT SPEED THOSE PEOPLE

UP A LITTLE BIT, HUH?

(APPLAUSE)

YOU CAN'T RIG THE VOTING

IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA WITH

THE HELP YOUR OF BROTHER,

AND BECOME THE PRESIDENT.

Audience: CAN, TOO!

Charlie Viracola: DID, TOO, HUH?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH, OLD G.W. CAN'T COME

TO PLANET CHARLIE.

NO.

HIS DAUGHTERS CAN COME UP

AND PARTY IF THEY'D LIKE.

(LAUGHTER AND CHEERS)

I'D LIKE TO GET A HOLD OF ONE OF

THOSE, DRUNK, EASY PIECES, HUH?

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

WHAT?

WE GOTTA BE NICE TO HIM ALL

OF A SUDDEN?

NO, MAN.

I SAY, MAKE FUN OF THE

PRESIDENT.

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT PARTY YOU'RE

WITH, OR WHO YOU VOTED FOR.

YOU GOTTA MAKE FUN OF THE

PRESIDENT TO KEEP HIM IN LINE.

AND BUSH IS AN EASY TARGET, HUH?

EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF

HIS MOUTH IS SOMETHING WEIRD.

HIS BIG THING NOW IS, "WE GOTTA

GET THESE EVIL-DOERS."

WE GOTTA GET THE EVILDOERS.

SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE LIVING IN A

GIANT EPISODE OF SCOOBY DO, HUH?

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THOSE

MEDDLING TERRORISTS.

RUT-RO!

(LAUGHTER)

LET'S GET HIM A SCOOBY SNACK.

JUST MAKE SURE IT'S NOT SHAPED

LIKE A PRETZEL, SO HE WON'T

(BLEEP) CHOKE ON IT.

(LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE)

BUT I'LL BE THE LEADER OF

PLANET CHARLIE, SO YOU GOT

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, MAN.

I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT

MYSELF.

I'M ORIGINALLY FROM LOS ANGELES,

CALIFORNIA.

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

YEAH, CALIFORNIA.

BUT I GREW UP IN NORTH CAROLINA.

AND-- YEAH.

AND NOW, I LIVE BACK IN

LOS ANGELES.

WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE I HAVE

A SOUTHERN ACCENT NOW.

AND THE MINUTE PEOPLE IN L.A.

HEAR MY SOUTHERN ACCENT,

THEY IMMEDIATELY THINK YOU'RE

A RACIST.

AND I'M LIKE--

YOU COULDN'T BE A RACIST AND

LIVE IN L.A.

YOU'D BE EXHAUSTED.

(LAUGHTER)

ALL DAY LONG, "I HATE YOU,

I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE

YOU."

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT

THE (BLEEP) YOU ARE, DUDE.

AND I HAVE TO INVENT A NEW WAY

TO HATE YOUR ASS.

BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY'S CRAZY,

MAN.

THEY ARE.

I COME FROM A CRAZY FAMILY.

MY GRANDMOTHER'S--

SHE'S NUTS.

MY GRANDMOTHER'S GOT A

GLASS EYEBALL.

SHE'S SO CRAZY, EVERY CHRISTMAS

SHE PUTS ONE IN THAT'S GOT THAT

SNOW STUFF IN IT.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SHE'S OLD AND ALL BEAT UP, TOO.

SHE'S ONLY GOT ONE BREAST.

SO I GOT HER A PART-TIME JOB

AT HOOTERS.

(LAUGHTER)

WITH JOKES LIKE THAT, I WONDER

WHY I'M SO LONELY.

I AM LONELY, MAN.

I'VE BEEN SO LONELY LATELY I WAS

THINKING ABOUT BUYING A SATURN,

JUST SO I COULD GO TO THAT

PICNIC.

(LAUGHTER)

I HAD A SATURN AS A RENTAL CAR

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO WHEN I WAS

ON THE ROAD.

LISTEN TO THIS.

IT HAD A REMOTE CONTROL FOR

THE RADIO ON THE STEERING WHEEL.

A REMOTE CONTROL FOR THE RADIO,

ON THE STEERING WHEEL.

NOW, FOLKS, I'M LAZY AS HELL.

BUT WHAT FAT BASTARD DID THEY

INVENT THIS FOR?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHO IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T

DO THIS RIGHT HERE?

(LAUGHTER)

AT WHAT POINT IN YOUR PATHETIC

LIFE DOES THIS BECOME A PROBLEM?

I LOVE MUSIC.

I JUST DON'T WANNA STICK

MY FAT CLOVEN HOOF DOWN THERE,

AND TRY AND DIAL SOME OF IT IN.

I GET ROAD RAGE IN MY CAR.

DO YOU--

YEAH?

YOU GET THE ROAD RAGE?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

I GET MAD BEFORE I EVEN GET IN

MY CAR.

I'M WALKING TO THE CAR GOING,

"I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY TODAY."

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT THERE.

ON PLANET CHARLIE, CAR COMPANIES

WILL HELP US OUT WITH ROAD RAGE.

YEAH.

ALL CARS WILL COME PRE-EQUIPPED,

ROAD RAGE READY WITH A BIG-ASS

CANNON RIGHT ON THE FRONT.

YEAH.

I DON'T WANT IT TO SHOOT BOMBS

OR MISSILES, NO.

I WANT IT TO SHOOT SPEAKERS

WITH SUCTION CUPS ON LONG CORDS,

SO IT WOULD STICK TO THE BACK

WINDSHIELD OF THE CAR IN FRONT

OF YOU, AND THEN YOU'D HAVE A

LITTLE MIKE IN YOUR CAR,

AND YOU COULD GO, "(BLEEP) YOU."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

"THAT'S RIGHT, JACKASS,

I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

I'M IN THE SATURN.

I'M LATE FOR THE PICNIC."

(LAUGHTER)

Charlie Viracola: NOBODY CAN

DRIVE ANY MORE.

I'LL TELL YOU MY NEW PET PEEVE

THAT I'M MAD ABOUT.

PEOPLE DRIVING AROUND,

TALKING ON THEIR CELL PHONE.

OH, I HATE THAT.

DANGEROUS AND STUPID.

I'M BEHIND A GUY TODAY,

HE'S DRIVING ALONG, TALKING ON

HIS CELL PHONE.

HE'S UP ON THE CURB.

HE'S CUTTING ACROSS TRAFFIC.

HE'S CUTTING THROUGH LIGHTS

AND PARKING LOTS.

HE'S UP IN PEOPLE'S YARDS.

I GET UP NEXT TO THIS FOOL.

HE'S GOING LIKE THIS.

"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

(LAUGHTER AND CHEERS)

DAMN CELL PHONES.

CELL PHONES DON'T EVEN WORK,

DO THEY?

UH-HUH.

THEY SHOULDA PERFECTED

THE TECHNOLOGY BEFORE THEY

RELEASED IT, HUH?

NOBODY'S CELL PHONE WORKS.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

I GOT A BAD CELL PHONE.

I GOT A BAD CALLING PLAN, TOO.

MY CALLING PLAN SUCKS,

8,000 NIGHTTIME MINUTES.

(LAUGHTER)

RIGHT.

THERE'S NOT EVEN 8,000 MINUTES

IN NIGHTTIME!

I TRICK 'EM.

DURING THE DAY, I HIDE IN A DARK

CLOSET AND MAKE ALL MY CALLS.

(LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE)

I'M LIKE "YEAH, IT'S NIGHTTIME

IN HERE, HUH?"

WE DON'T NEED TO BE DRIVING

SO MUCH ANY WAY.

WE GOTTA CONSERVE GAS.

THEN WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING

PEOPLE FOR IT.

WE GOT TO CONSERVE, MAN.

ON PLANET CHARLIE, WE WILL

CONSERVE GAS BY TEACHING KIDS

TO SMOKE.

THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO DRIVE

THEIR ASS TO SOCCER PRACTICE

SO MUCH.

(LAUGHTER)

PLANET CHARLIE WILL RUN ON

SEXUAL ENERGY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

WE'LL ALL HAVE LITTLE BELT

GENERATOR PACK THINGS, RIGHT?

AND WHEN WE'RE DOING IT,

IT'LL STORE UP FRICTION ENERGY.

SO IF YOU LADIES WANNA WATCH

THE FULL HOUR OF OPRAH IN

THE AFTERNOON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

TO HUMP US ALL DAY LONG.

(APPLAUSE)

GOTTA SAVE, MAN.

WE DON'T NEED TO BE GIVING

THE ENERGY COMPANIES OUR MONEY,

ANYWAY.

BIG COMPANIES SUCK.

THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

THEY'VE BEEN RIPPING US OFF

FOR YEARS, AND THEY'RE FINALLY

GETTING WHAT'S COMING TO THEM.

BIG ASS COMPANIES.

TIRED OF IT.

YOU CAN'T EVEN GET 'EM TO ANSWER

THE PHONE ANY MORE, CAN YOU?

CALL UP, HAVE TO LISTEN TO LIKE

30 MINUTES OF PRE-RECORDED

BULL (BLEEP).

PRESS ONE FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE.

PRESS TWO FOR SALES.

THAT PISSES ME OFF.

I'LL STAY ON THE PHONE ALL DAY

'TIL A HUMAN FINALLY ANSWERS.

AND THEN THEY GO, "YES, SIR?

MAY I HELP YOU?"

AND I GO, "YEAH.

PRESS ONE IF YOU WANT ME TO TELL

YOU TO KISS MY (BLEEP) ASS."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL THE BIG COMPANIES WANT

TO GET US.

THEY ALL DO.

HOW ABOUT THE CABLE COMPANY.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THE CABLE COMPANY.

THEY'LL GIVE YOU CABLE.

THEY'LL CHARGE YOU A

MILLION DOLLARS FOR IT, TOO,

WON'T THEY?

AND THEN THEY TELL YOU--

YOU GO--

"WELL, WHEN CAN YOU COME OVER

TO HOOK IT UP?"

WHAT DO THEY SAY?

"WELL, WE'LL BE THERE SOME TIME

BETWEEN ONE AND FIVE."

SOME TIME BETWEEN ONE AND FIVE.

YOU'RE GONNA PAY THEM THOUSANDS

OF DOLLARS, AND THEY'RE NOT

GONNA GIVE YOU THE COURTESY

TO SHOW UP ON--

"WE'LL BE THERE SOME TIME

BETWEEN ONE AND FIVE."

MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

WE CALLED UP AND GOT A STRIPPER.

SHE SHOWED UP IN LESS THAN

TEN MINUTES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

RIGHT?

ON PLANET CHARLIE, ALL STRIPPERS

WILL BE CERTIFIED CABLE

TECHNICIANS.

YEAH.

THAT WAY YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA

SHOW UP ON TIME, HUH?

Charlie Viracola: WHAT'S THIS

WORLD COMING TO?

CAN'T YOU ALL SEE IT?

DON'T YOU NEED TO GO TO ANOTHER

PLANET?

HADN'T YOU BEEN GOING TO ANOTHER

ONE IN YOUR OWN HEAD, ANYWAY?

RIGHT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WE ALL GOT OUR OWN WORLD.

I JUST BROUGHT MINE TO YOU

TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW?

WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?

IT IS NOW SAFER ON THIS PLANET

TO HAVE OZZIE OSBORNE AS A

BABY-SITTER THAN IT IS TO HAVE

A CATHOLIC PRIEST.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH?

AND WE DON'T NEED SOME HELP?

COME ON.

PEOPLE WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE

SMOKE A LITTLE POT?

OKAY.

WE NEED A LITTLE HELP TO GET BY,

MAN.

BUT BE CAREFUL IF YOU'RE GONNA

SMOKE THAT POT.

YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL 'CAUSE

YOU CAN'T GET A JOB IF YOU'RE

SMOKING POT.

'CAUSE WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

THEY'RE CHECKING EVERYBODY'S

PEE.

THEY WON'T BE HAPPY 'TIL

THEY'VE LOOKED AT ALL THE PEEPEE

ACROSS AMERICA.

PEE ACROSS THE WORLD.

THEY CHECK COP PEE,

GOVERNMENT PEE, MILITARY PEE,

AIRPLANE PILOT PEE, ATHLETE PEE,

PRETTY SOON, DOMESTIC PEE.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S ANYBODY'S PEE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE.

I DON'T WANT 'EM CHECKING

MY PEE.

THEY'RE NOT INVADING MY BODY.

I SAY WHEN THEY COME TO CHECK

YOUR PEE, "JUST SAY NO."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I'M GLAD THEY'RE CHECKING

SOME PEOPLE'S PEE, THOUGH.

YEAH, MAN.

LIKE AIRPLANE PILOTS.

I FLY TWICE A WEEK.

I DON'T WANT THOSE PILOTS

CALLING THE TOWER.

"HELLO, TOWER?

OH, MAN, WE'RE (BLEEP) UP,

UP HERE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"JUST SMOKED A BIG FAT ONE,

AND--

FORGET ABOUT THAT ON-TIME

ARRIVAL.

WE'RE GONNA TRY AND FLY THROUGH

THE WENDY'S DRIVE-THROUGH AH..."

(CHEERS AND LAUGHTER)

DON'T LET 'EM INVADE YOUR BODY.

DON'T LET 'EM TAKE AWAY OUR

FREEDOM, MAN.

YOU KNOW?

WE NEED SECURITY BUT NOT--

AT WHAT COST, YOU KNOW?

DON'T LET 'EM LISTEN TO THE

PHONE CALLS.

AND IF THEY DO, GIVE 'EM

A GOOD CALL.

(LAUGHS)

GIVE 'EM SOMETHING TO RECORD

AND LISTEN TO.

NOW IF YOU'RE GONNA SMOKE POT

YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL, THOUGH IN

SOME STATES HERE IN AMERICA.

OH, YEAH.

SOME OF THE STATES CRACK DOWN.

LIKE NEVADA--

IN THE STATE OF NEVADA,

WHERE LAS VEGAS IS, MARIJUANA

IS A FELONY OFFENSE.

MARIJUANA IS A FELONY OFFENSE

IN THE GOOD CHRISTIAN STATE OF

NEVADA.

(LAUGHTER)

YET, IT IS OKAY TO (BLEEP)

A HOOKER ON THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR

IN THE TOYS 'R' US

PARKING LOT...

(LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE)

AT HIGH NOON ON EASTER SUNDAY.

BUT IF YOU SMOKED A LITTLE BIT

OF POT, YOU'RE BOTH GOING

TO JAIL.

HYPOCRISY?

AH?

(LAUGHTER)

PEOPLE ARE PUTTING JEWELRY

ON THEIR FACE NOW.

ALL THE BODY PIERCING HAS GONE

OUTTA CONTROL.

YEAH.

I SAW A GUY TODAY, HAD RINGS

AND HOOKS AND PENS AND ANTENNAS

HANGING OUT OF HIS CHEEKS

AND HIS EYEBROWS.

LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY HIT HIM

IN THE HEAD WITH A TACKLE BOX.

(POOF!)

(LAUGHTER)

LIKE SOME KIND OF FISHING

ACCIDENT GONE BAD RIGHT ON HIS

FACE.

I'M LIKE, "DUDE, WHY DO YOU GOT

ALL THAT STUFF ON YOUR FACE?"

HE GOES LIKE THIS.

"TO SHOCK PEOPLE."

I'M LIKE--

"YOU WANNA SHOCK PEOPLE?

WHY DON'T YOU GET A (BLEEP) JOB,

MAN."

(LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE)

THAT'D SHOCK THE HELL OUTTA

YOUR PARENTS, HUH?

I MEAN, I'M A COMEDIAN.

I GOT A JOB, RIGHT?

AND-- HEY, I TRAVEL FOR

A LIVING, TOO.

THAT'S BECOMING A REAL JOB,

THESE DAYS.

NOBODY WANTS TO GO AND TRAVEL

ANY MORE.

YOU GOTTA GET BACK OUT THERE,

FOLKS.

PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING.

THEY'RE LIKE "I DON'T WANNA GO

TO THE AIRPORT.

'CAUSE IT'S GONNA TAKE HOURS

WHILE THEY SEARCH ALL MY BAGS."

WELL, (BLEEP) YOU.

THEY'VE BEEN SEARCHING MY

(BLEEP) FOR YEARS!

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

LOOK AT ME.

YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST NOW CATCHING

UP TO MY ASS.

I WALK IN THE AIRPORT WITH MY

PANTS ALREADY AROUND MY ANKLES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHO WANTS TO FLY, ANYWAY?

THE AIRLINES ARE ANOTHER BIG

CORRUPT COMPANY, HUH?

JAMMING YOUR ASS IN A LITTLE

TEENY SEAT.

GIVING YOU SOME WATER AND SOME

LITTLE PEANUTS.

LIKE YOU'RE A LITTLE MONKEY

OR SOMETHING IN THERE, HUH?

OH.

YEAH.

THEY LOVE YOU.

THE AIRLINES LOVE US ALL

SO MUCH.

(KISSING SOUNDS)

ONE OF 'EM JUST ANNOUNCED THAT

THEY'VE ADDED SIX INCHES MORE

LEGROOM IN THEIR CABIN.

OH, REALLY?

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

WHAT IS THAT?

THAT'S ABOUT LIKE THIS.

OH, YEAH.

YEAH.

I'M A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE NOW.

LOOK, I CAN RIVERDANCE IN MY

SEAT.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY SO PROUD

OF SIX INCHES IN MY DAMN LIFE.

(LAUGHTER)

I TAKE THAT JOKE BACK.

(CHEERS AND LAUGHTER)

I WANNA MAKE YOU--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OH, YEAH.

YEAH.

I WANNA MAKE YOU ALL OFFICIAL

CITIZENS OF MY PLANET.

WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

YEAH?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

COOL.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO PEE ON YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M JUST KIDDING.

I'M GONNA READ YOU THE

DECLARATION OF PLANET CHARLIE.

AND THEN YOU'LL ALL BE OFFICIAL

CITIZENS.

IT STARTS LIKE THIS.

WE THE PEOPLE OF PLANET CHARLIE,

HOLD THE FOLLOWING TRUTHS TO BE

SELF-EVIDENT.

I KIND OF BORROWED THAT FROM

ANOTHER DOCUMENT.

(LAUGHTER)

NUMBER ONE.

ON PLANET CHARLIE,

ALL PRESIDENTS WILL BE REQUIRED

TO HAVE A MINIMUM OF A GED,

OR AT LEAST APPEAR THAT THEY

COULD PASS ONE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NUMBER TWO.

IF YOU'RE TOO OLD TO HAVE SEX,

THEN YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR

DRIVER'S LICENSE.

(APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

THAT SHOULD CLEAR THE ROADS UP

A LITTLE BUT, HUH?

NUMBER THREE.

YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY INCOME TAX

IF THE PERSON YOU VOTED FOR

WINS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

COME ON.

GOTTA DO A LITTLE BIT OF

THINKING WITH THAT ONE, HUH?

NUMBER FOUR.

IF YOUR DOG CRAPS ON

THE SIDEWALK, AND YOU DON'T

CLEAN IT UP, INSTEAD OF GETTING

A TICKET, WE'LL RUB YOUR NOSE

IN IT AND HIT YOU WITH A

ROLLED UP PAPER.

(LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE)

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST--

ON PLANET CHARLIE, YOUR CELL

PHONE NUMBER WILL BE THE SAME AS

YOUR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.

SO IF YOU DRIVE LIKE A JACKASS,

WE CAN CALL YOU UP.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THAT MAKES YOU ALL OFFICIAL

CITIZENS OF THE PLANET.

THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

SEE YOU GUYS.

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