In this episode, my long-awaited showdown with rebel billionaire Richard Branson. Oh, is that tonight? Huh. Then, Fred Thompson is in some hot water. Ugh. That is a horrible image to get stuck in your head. Plus, another edition of Colbert Platinum, my segment for the high-end viewer. If you don't own at least one vehicle with spiral staircase, go watch Leno. Your phone is ringing, your phone is ringing. Free ringtone. This is The Colbert Report.