Fry and the Slurm Factory

  • 11/14/1999

Fry wins a trip to the Slurm Factory and discovers the secret behind the addictive soda.

( slurping )

Honey unit, I'm home.

( gasps ):Monique!

Calculon!

( beeping )

Oh, how I wishI could believe that.

You may be my evilhalf brother,

but there's no law againstmurdering the other half.

( music tinkling )

Announcer:All My Circuits

will be right back after this word from...

Slurm: It's highly addictive.

( surf music playing )

Look. It's Slurms McKenzie.

He's the originalparty worm.

Ooh.

( women giggling )

Whimmy wham-wham Wozzle!

Let's party!

( surf music plays )

LOOK AT THAT WORM GO.

WHO SAYS THERE ARENO MORE HEROES?

( surf music )

Hey, dudes,you could win a chance

to party with me,Slurms McKenzie

at the Slurm bottling planton planet Wormulon.

Announcer: Just look for the golden bottle cap

inside specially marked cans of Slurm.

( gasps ):I won.

No purchase necessary unless you wish to enter the contest.

Odds of winning mathematically insignificant.

I LIKE THOSE ODDS.

( can rattling )

( gasps )

RATS.

JUST ANOTHER TOOTH.

AH...

( rhythmic grunting )

WHO ARE THOSE HORRIBLEORANGE CREATURES OVER THERE?

WHY, THOSE ARETHE GRUNKA-LUNKAS.

THEY WORK HERE INTHE SLURM FACTORY.

TELL THEM I HATE THEM.

Glermo:AS WE SAIL DOWNTHE RIVER OF SLURM

YOU'LL SEEOUR MIXOLOGISTS AT WORK.

THEY TAKE 900OF THE FINEST INGREDIENTS,

ADD A TOUCH OF CHILDLIKE DELIGHT

AND MIX IT ALLWITH GLACIAL SPRING WATER

FROM OUR GLACIALSPRING WATER GENERATOR.

THEN, LAST OF ALL,WE ADD THE SECRET INGREDIENT

THAT MAKES SLURMSO DELICIOUSLY ADDICTIVE.

( grunts )

SO WHAT'S THESECRET INGREDIENT?

IT'S WHATEVERYOUR IMAGINATION WANTS IT TO BE.

OH. BUT WHAT IS IT, REALLY?

THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW.

NOW, OVER HERE,THE GRUNKA-LUNKAS

ARE INDUCING WUMPUS BERRIESTO RELEASE THEIR FLAVOR,

USING SENSUAL MASSAGE.

PST. THOSE BERRIES.

THOSE ARE THE SECRETINGREDIENT, RIGHT?

NO.

YOU POSITIVE?

YES.

I'M JUST ASKING

'CAUSE THEY LOOKKIND OF SECRET.

ENOUGH!

THERE WILL BE NOFURTHER QUESTIONS.

WHY?

HEY, LOOK.

THE DISGUSTING LITTLE MENARE STARTING TO SING.

♪ ♪

♪ GRUNKA LUNKADUNKITY DOO ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT A FRIENDLYWARNING FOR YOU ♪

♪ GRUNKA LUNKADUNKITY DASIS ♪

♪ THE SECRET OF SLURM'SON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS ♪

♪ ASKING QUESTIONS IN SCHOOL ♪

♪ IS A GREAT WAY TO LEARN ♪

♪ IF YOU TRY THAT STUFF HEREYOU MIGHT GET YOUR LEGS BROKE ♪

♪ WE ONCE FOUND A DEAD GUYFACE-DOWN IN THE SLURM ♪

♪ IT COULD EASILY HAPPENAGAIN TO YOU FOLKS ♪

♪ SO KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWNAND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ♪

♪ GRUNKA LUNKA LUNKADUNKITY DUTT! ♪

HEY! I DON'T PAY YOU TO SING.

YOU JUST USED UPTODAY'S BATHROOM BREAK.

HARDASS.

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