Extended - Thursday, November 12, 2015 - Uncensored

  • 11/12/2015

Guy Branum, Diedrich Bader and Janet Varney write warnings for Ted Cruz's app, #InternetThePast and bribe crocodile prison guards in this uncensored, extended episode.

>> HARDWICK: AND NOW, BECAUSEIT'S THURSDAY, TECHNICALLY

FRIDAY, IT'S TIME TO DISSECT THEPOLITICAL PROCESS LIKE WE'RE

UNWILLING EIGHTH-GRADERS IN ASCIENCE CLASS.

IT'S PANDERDOME!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)THERE'S ALL THAT... BUSINESS.

EXTRA IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL,JEB BUSH, HAS BEEN...

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT'S WHY THE SMILE.

>> HARDWICK: THAT'S THE SMILE...

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: I TALKED TO MYDOCTOR, AND EVERYTHING'S FINE

NOW.

(LAUGHTER)JEB'S BEEN, UH, A LITTLE BIT

FLOUNDERING IN THE POLLS LATELY.

IN ORDER TO MAKE HIM SEEM MOREMASCULINE AND IN CONTROL, HE

STARTED INJECTING HIS CAMPAIGNSPEECHES WITH WHAT THE NEW YORK

TIMES IS CALLING "SOME GENTLEPROFANITY."

(LAUGHTER)GET READY, 'CAUSE THIS IS GONNA

GET SUPER NSFW IF YOUR "W" IS AYOUTH PASTOR IN MONTANA.

(LAUGHTER)AT A RECENT APPEARANCE IN TAMPA,

HE SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO WINTHIS DAMN THING."

OH, SHIT!

>> WHAT?!

>> HARDWICK: OH... WHAT?

>> WHAT?

>> HARDWICK: WHAT?!

FUCKIN' JEB'S DROPPING THE DBOMB LIKE IT'S HIS JOB.

(LAUGHTER)THAT IS CRAZIER THAN WHEN HE

WAITED ONLY 15 MINUTES AFTEREATING TO GO SWIMMING.

OH!

THAT IS CRAZIER THAN WHEN JEBAND HIS WIFE MADE LOVE, AND SHE

WAS ON TOP!

(LAUGHTER AND GROANING)I DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOO CRAZY

ABOUT IT.

HE DIDN'T LET HER FINISH.

UH...

COMEDIANS, NOW THAT WE KNOWANDREW DICE JEB IS DOWN WITH A

LITTLE SALTY LANGUAGE, WHATSHOULD HIS NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

BE?

GUY BRANUM.

>> "NOT EVERYTHING THAT COMESOUT OF BARBARA BUSH'S CUNT WILL

DECLARE WAR ON IRAQ."

(LAUGHTER AND GROANING)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

>> HARDWICK: AHEM. AHEM.

WELL... I...

>> GENTLE... PROFANITY.

>> GENTLE.

>> GENTLE PROFANITY.

>> HARDWICK: IT WAS... IT WAS...

>> GENTLE PROFANITY.

>> HARDWICK: ...QUITE A LEAPFROM "DAMN" TO THE "C" WORD.

(LAUGHTER)QUITE A CHASM WE'VE TRAVERSED

THERE.

IT'S...

I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS... FORTHAT.

>> OH.

>> HARDWICK: JANET VARNEY.

>> I'M GONNA GO WITH, UH,"BUSH-- NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT'S

SLANG FOR 'PUSSY.'">> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

POINTS.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> I LIKE THAT.

>> MM.

>> HARDWICK: THAT'S REAL GOOD,JANET.

>> YEAH.

>> THANK YOU, JEB.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, MOVINGON.

MOBILE GAMING IS A BOOMINGBUSINESS, AND THE HOTTEST NEW

GAME ON THE MARKET COMES FROMYOUNG EMPEROR PALPATINE HIMSELF,

TED CRUZ.

>> HE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM.

>> HARDWICK: HE HAS GAMIFIED HISOFFICIAL APP, SO USERS GET

REWARDS FOR SHARING CRUZ'S TAXPLAN ON SOCIAL MEDIA, DONATING

MONEY, OR GENTLY KISSING A GUN.

MWAW. MWAW.

BUT YOU GET A WHOPPING 250 CRUZCREW POINTS IF YOU LET THE APP

ACCESS YOUR ENTIRE CONTACT LIST.

YOU LOSE FRIENDS, BUT YOU GETPOINTS.

(LAUGHTER)POINTS ARE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS

THE ONES ON THIS SHOW.

UH, THIS GOT US VERY CURIOUS, SOWE DUG AROUND ON THE CRUZ CREW

APP.

WE WENT TO THEIR STORE AND SAWSOME BADASS WARNINGS ON THERE,

LIKE, UH, RIGHT THERE.

OH, YEAH, HELL, YEAH.

FOR "MILD PROFANITY OR CRUDEHUMOR."

JEB BUSH.

UH...

ALSO, "MILD ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, ORDRUG USE."

AND BEST OF ALL, "MILDHORROR/FEAR THEMES."

(LAUGHTER)I...

>> IS THAT JUST FROM LOOKING ATTED CRUZ?

>> HARDWICK: THAT IS...

THOSE ARE ALL THE THINGS YOUGET.

>> HE'S A FEAR THEME.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. ALSO, WHENYOU LOOK AT TED CRUZ, YOU CAN'T

HELP BUT WORRY ABOUT "FANTASYVIOLENCE."

(LAUGHTER)UH, RIGHT HERE.

TED CRUZ HAS "MATURE/SUGGESTIVETHEMES," AS WELL.

BUT I ASSUME THE HORROR PART ISIF YOU IMAGINE THAT HE GETS

ELECTED PRESIDENT.

THAT IS THE HORRIFYING WARNING,THE HELL-SCAPE THAT PROJECTS IN

YOUR BRAIN.

(APPLAUSE)SO, COMEDIANS, WHAT ARE SOME

OTHER WARNINGS ON TED CRUZ'SAPP?

JANET VARNEY.

>> WARNING: GPS DIRECTS YOU TOREST STOP GLORY HOLES FOR SOME

REASON.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

FOR SOME REASON!

YOU KNOW WHAT THE REASON IS!

>> I'M NOT INSIDE TED CRUZ'SMIND, CHRIS.

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T... I DON'TKNOW WHY I'M PUTTING MY BARE

PENIS INTO THIS GLORY HOLE.

>> HOLD ON!

>> HARDWICK: I GUESS THERE MUSTBE SOME REASON.

OH...!

>> CONSERVATIVES NEED THEIRANSWER TO GRINDR-- I THINK IT'S

A BRILLIANT IDEA.

>> SEE?

>> HARDWICK: YOU THINK THE TEDCRUZ APP IS CONSERVATIVES'

ANSWER TO GRINDR?

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: OH, MY GOD, CRUZR!

WE COULD JUST CALL IT CRUZR.

IT'S PERFECT.

C-R-U-Z... C-R-U-Z-R.

>> (CHUCKLES): YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: OH, MY GOD, YOUGUYS.

>> LIKE YOU NEED ANOTHERBUSINESS, HARDWICK.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: AH, THIS DOCTOR WHO

COSPLAY DOESN'T BUY ITSELF.

UH... GUY BRANUM.

>> OH, WARNING: THIS APP ISSECRETLY CANADIAN.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

DIEDRICH BADER.

>> WARNING: AFTER THREE MINUTESIT'S NO LONGER IRONIC.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

YOU'RE JUST ON IT.

>> YOU'RE JUST ON IT, THEN.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, NEXTONE.

MRS. CLAUS GONE ROGUE, HILLARYCLINTON, MADE HER MOST

CONTROVERSIAL REVELATION YETTHIS WEEK.

SHE LOVES THEM CARBS!

A RECENT ANAL...

(LAUGHTER)A RECENT ANALYSIS SHOWED THAT

TEAM HILL SPENT OVER $4,000 ONPIZZA LAST QUARTER, AND CLINTON

HERSELF RUSHED TO TWEET IT OUTWITH A CUTE LITTLE PIZZA EMOJI.

BUT SHE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THEHEADLINE AWKWARDLY WAS CUT OFF,

UH, IN AN AWKWARD SPOT.

"HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN ISPOWERED BY PIZZA. ANAL."

GUILTY AS CHARGED!

GUILTY AS CHARGED.

>> YEAH!

(WHOOPING)>> HARDWICK: UM...

I THINK MAYBE SHE'S MISSING ANEMOJI HERE.

BAM! THERE IT IS.

THAT'S THE ONE.

ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.

>> IT REMINDS ME OF MY 20S.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: PIZZA AND ANAL.

>> PIZZA AND ANAL. ALSO MY 30S.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, GREAT.

COMEDIANS, WHAT ELSE ISHILLARY'S CAMPAIGN POWERED BY?

DIEDRICH BADER.

>> UH, IT'S PIZZA AND ANAL--WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

YEAH, JUST PIZZA AND ANAL.

JANET VARNEY.

>> WELL, IT'S NOT PIZZA ANDANAL, GUYS-- IT'S PASTA AND

ORAL.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT. POINTS.

>> BUT SHE DOES LOVE CARBS.

>> STILL CARBS. STILL CARBS.

>> SHE LOVES CARBS.

>> YOU NEED BOTH, A LITTLE ALDENTE.

>> RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER, GROANS)IS THAT ALSO YOUR 30S?

>> ALSO MY 30S.

>> ALSO YOUR... GREAT.

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING)GUYS...

GET READY TO GET EXCITED.

THIS WEEK MARKS THE ANNIVERSARYOF WINDOWS 1.0!

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)>> WOMAN: OH, WOW.

>> HARDWICK (LAUGHS): "OH, WOW."

SOMEONE SAID, "OH, WOW."

THIS WAS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,YOUNG MILLENNIAL GIRL.

THIS IS THE OPERATING SYSTEMTHAT CHANGED COMPUTERS AS WE

KNOW THEM.

NOW, I KNOW THIS LOOKS VERYPRIMITIVE TO SOME OF YOU, SO I

SHOULD POINT OUT THAT THIS ISACTUALLY AN EARLY PORN SITE.

THIS IS HOW WE...

(LAUGHTER)THESE ARE ALL VERY DIRTY FILES.

(LAUGHTER)>> IT'S GOT A HOLE RIGHT THERE.

(LAUGHTER)I CAN SEE THAT FROM HERE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH! YEAH, YOU'REGONNA DOWNLOAD THAT ONTO YOUR

C-DRIVE!

>> OH, YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: MINESWEEPER AND

FREECELL, MAN.

>> FREECELL!

>> HARDWICK: THOSE WERE THE DAYSON WINDOWS WHEN GRANDMA AND I

USED TO RIDE TO THE COMPUTER ONA HORSEBACK.

(LAUGHTER)UH, IN HONOR OF THIS MOMENTOUS

DAY IN THE HISTORY OF COMPUTING,TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS:

INTERNETTHEPAST.

INTERNETTHEPAST.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE...

COLUMBUS DISCOVERS AMERICAONLINE, OR THE BRITISH ARE

FAPPING, THE BRITISH AREFAPPING.

(LAUGHTER)I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

GUY BRANUM.

>> HARPSICHORD CAT.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. DIEDRICH.

>> HADRIAN'S WHAAAT?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

JANET VARNEY.

>> LET THEM TWEET CAKE EMOJI.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JANET.

>> ONE OF BY LAND, TWO IN THESTINK.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> HARDWICK: GUY.

>> THE TREATY OF VER... (SIGHS).

>> WHA...?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: WHAT WAS THAT?

OH, VERSAILLES! HE WAS SIGHING.

HE WAS SIGHING.

IT WAS ACTED OUT. POINTS.

SORRY. DIEDRICH.

>> I GOT ONE.

(LAUGHTER)WIKIPEDIA OF ALEXANDRIA.

>> HARDWICK: YES, PERFECT.

POINTS. JANET.

>> OM-JESUS'S CRUCIFIXION.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)>> THE PHOTOBOMBING OF PEARL

HARBOR.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS!

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)VERY GOOD.

JANET.

>> MARTIN LUTHER KING'S...

"I CAN HAS DREAM" SPEECH?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: OH...

>> JUST BAD.

JUST BAD.

SHAME!

>> HARDWICK: I WILL... GIVE YOUPOINTS FOR THAT.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY BEAUTY AND THEBUZZ FEED.

BEAUTY AND THE BUZZ FEED. THE...

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)AW.

AW...

THAT'S SO NICE.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THISGAME IS YET.

(LAUGHTER)>> VERY SUPPORTIVE.

>> HARDWICK: VERY SUPPORTIVE.

(LAUGHTER)THE WORLD IS CHANGING FASTER

THAN EVER-- HOLOGRAMS PERFORM INSTADIUMS, HOVERBOARDS ARE A

THING, AND YOU CAN SEE A PICTUREOF SOMEONE'S DICK PRETTY MUCH

CONSTANTLY-- BUT... THERE'S...

OH, GOOD, YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD.

>> HARDWICK: BUT... THERE'S ONETHING IN THIS WORLD THAT WE CAN

ALWAYS RELY ON-- CLICKBAITARTICLES WITH DISNEY PRINCESSES

LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEMBEFORE!

SO, COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOWYOU A PICTURE OF A DISNEY

PRINCESS REDRAWN TO BE SOMEONEELSE, AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME

WHAT DISNEY MOVIE SHE WOULD BEIN.

FIRST UP, WE HAVE THE ANGRIESTPUMPKIN, DONALD TRUMP.

GUY.

>> SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVENMILLION DEPORTEES.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

JANET.

>> SNOW WHITE IS THE BEST RACE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, POINTS.

>> LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO EATTHE BIRD.

>> HARDWICK: I THINK HE...

I THINK HE JU... I THINK HE HADOTHER ONES THAT HE DID ACTUALLY

EAT AND THIS-THIS LAST ONE,LIKE, "DON'T YOU FUCKING CROSS

ME-- I'LL EAT YOU LIKE I ATETHOSE OTHER ONES."

NEXT UP, UH, IS A FAN MASHUPWITH 50 SHADES OF DISNEY

PRINCESSES.

>> WHOA!

AW.

THAT'S A DIRTY BATH.

>> HARDWICK: GUY BRANUM.

>> UNDER THE SEA... U.N.T.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

>> TAGLINE: DARLING, IT'S BETTERDOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME. UH... OH.

I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE HASCRABS.

DIEDRICH.

>> UH, SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, GO ONAND FIST THE GIRL.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

UH, MOVING ON.

WE'LL, UH, SLOW THINGS DOWN.

AH.

THERE YOU GO.

JANET.

>> BEAUTY AND THE YOU KNOW SOMEWEIRDOS JERK OFF TO THIS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

>> GUARANTEE IT, GUARANTEE IT.

>> HARDWICK: I MEAN...

I MEAN, WHY WOULD AN... WHYWOULD ANYONE FIND THAT...

SEXUALLY AROUSING.

THE SLOW, SOFT HAND OF A SLOTH.

YEAH, SLOTH TAKE THEIR TIME.

>> OH.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT ONE.

THE MAN WHO WILL SAY YES TO ANYROLE, INCLUDING DISNEY

PRINCESSES, NICOLAS CAGE.

(BELL DINGS)JANET VARNEY.

>> UH, SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVENYEARS SINCE HE MADE A GOOD

MOVIE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

BEEN A LONG TIME.

BEEN A LONG TIME.

DIEDRICH.

>> MY ASSETS ARE FROZEN.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS, OH,VERY GOOD.

VERY GOOD.

>> VERY NICE.

>> HARDWICK: OH, YOU'RE TAKINGMY HOUSE. I GUESS I HAVE TO

♪ LET IT GO, LET IT GO. NEXT ONE, A THIRSTY FAN DREW THE

GIRLS AS LUKEWARM BOWLS OFWATER.

S-STRANGE.

>> PEOPLE DO THIS?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, PEOPLE DOTHIS, YEAH.

JANET.

>> ♪ A BOWL NEW WORLD. >> HARDWICK: OH, NO, OH...

OH, OH, OW.

OH.

THAT... OH.

OW, MY STOMACH.

MY STOMACH REALLY HURTS.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

>> HARDWICK: OH... OH.

CAN I BE EXCUSED TO GO SEE THENURSE?

I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD AFTER THATJOKE.

UH, GUY.

>> HOW ALADDIN GOT HIS DICK WET.

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: MAN, I KNEW ISHOULD HAVE ASKED THAT GENIE FOR

SOMETHING BEFORE I SET HIM FREE.

FINALLY, THIS.

(BELL DINGS)SO... CONFLICTED.

UH, JANET.

>> THE PRINCESS WHO SPENT SOMUCH TIME ON HER COMPUTER

PHOTOSHOPPING DISNEY THAT SHENEVER GOT LAID.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

>> EVER.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

OH, MY GOD, I-I AM CONFLICTEDABOUT IT.

>> IS ANYONE AROUSED BY THIS?

>> DON'T...

>> THIS IS A SAFE PLACE.

>> DON'T PRETEND YOU'VE NEVERWANTED TO FUCK A MINION.

I MEAN...

>> HARDWICK: NO, NO, YOU DON'TFUCK A MINION, YOU JUST, YOU...

>> SORT OF A SUPPOSITORY, YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, YEAH.

>> (IMITATES MINION)>> HARDWICK: AND YOU JUST WATCH

THEIR LITTLE LEGS KICK WHENYOU...

AND THEN YOU JUST SAY TOYOURSELF, "OH, DESPICABLE ME."

BEFORE THE BREAK I TOLD YOUABOUT PLANS TO USE CROCODILES AS

PRISON GUARDS IN INDONESIA, ANDI ASKED YOU TO TRY TO BRIBE ONE

OF THESE INCORRUPTIBLE ANCIENTREPTILES.

LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU CAME UPWITH, JANET VARNEY.

>> HEY, LET ME OUT AND I'LL HAVESEX WITH YOU.

IT'S AN ANIMAL, CHRIS, IT'S NOTA ROBOT.

OKAY?

THAT'S MY GO-TO WHEN I FEELTRAPPED.

>> HARDWICK: SO YOU... SO YOUFEEL LIKE... YOU FEEL LIKE THE

CROCODILE WOULD BE LIKE, "EH,ALL RIGHT."

>> IT'S NEVER FAILED ME.

IT'S NEVER FAILED ME.

>> HARDWICK: YOU HAVE FUCKEDYOUR WAY OUT OF SO MANY

CROCODILE CAGES.

>> THANK GOD.

>> HARDWICK: UH, DIEDRICH.

>> YOU WANT A LITTLE BIRD THATLIVES IN YOUR MOUTH?

>> HARDWICK: PERFECT.

GUY BRANUM.

>> YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE ANDI'LL MAKE SURE THAT LADY GAGA

DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A ONESIE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, ALLRIGHT.

>> INCENTIVE, INCENTIVE.

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME,DIDGERIDOO NOT RESUSCITATE.

(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT): IF YOU'VEBEEN IN AN AUSTRALIAN AMBULANCE

RECENTLY, IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSEYOU WERE POISONED BY A SPIDER IN

YOUR FLIP-FLOP.

OR YOU WERE BADLY BEATEN BY ABOUNTY HUNTER IN A KAYAK.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THATPARAMEDICS THERE HAVE STOPPED

ASKING WHO'S THE PRIME MINISTERTO ASSESS YOUR ALERTNESS.

THIS QUESTION'S BEEN DEEMED TOOCONFUSING BECAUSE AUSTRALIA'S

GONE THROUGH FIVE PRIMEMINISTERS IN AS MANY YEARS.

HA, HA, HA.

OH, CUNTS.

(NORMAL VOICE): IN FACT, TWO OFTHEIR PRIME MINISTERS JUST

WANDERED OFF DURING A CABINETMEETING AND JUST NEVER CAME

BACK.

THEY JUST DISAPPEARED.

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THERE AREPLENTY OF OTHER WAYS TO

DETERMINE IF AN AUSTRALIAN ISAWAKE-AROO.

SO, COMEDIANS, GIVE ME AS MANYOTHER QUESTIONS AUSTRALIAN

PARAMEDICS COULD ASK PATIENTS TOASSESS THEIR MENTAL ALERTNESS IN

60 SECONDS.

AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)JANET.

>> HOW MANY SHRIMPS AM I HOLDINGON THIS BARBIE?

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)GUY.

>> WALLABY OR WALLA NOT TO BE?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)THAT IS THE QUESTION. JANET.

>> HOW MANY HEMSWORTHS AM IHOLDING UP?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)DIEDRICH.

>> NICOLE KIDMAN?

IF THEY SAY YES, THEY CAN GO.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, POINTS.

POINTS. JANET VARNEY.

>> IS THIS A KNIFE OR IS THIS AKNIFE?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)I FEEL LIKE... I FEEL LIKE THE

PARAMEDIC WOULD BE LIKE, "ISTHIS A KNIFE?"

AND THEN THE... THEN THE PERSONDYING IS LIKE, "NO, THIS IS A

KNIFE."

AND THEN THEY... YEAH, THEY HAVEIT RIGHT THERE.

GUY.

>> IS HUGH JACKMAN GAY YET?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)NOT WHEN I FUCKED HIM.

UH, DIEDRICH.

>> OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN?

IF THEY NOD YES, THEY CAN GO.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)UH, GUY.

>> UM, JUST PUT THEM NEARANOTHER AUSTRALIAN AND IF THEY

START FIGHTING, THEY'RE FINE.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, PERFECT.