Theo Von instructs his audience on starting new lives by texting random phone numbers, alternative uses for a PT Cruiser and growing up in a devoutly religious home.
Nick Vatterott dissects life's great pleasures, like costumed drunks weeping on Halloween, responding to wrong number text messages and the song "Bear Rug for Kevin."
Neal Brennan explores the depressing nature of BBC news reporting and which parts of the male body are suited to erotic photography. Plus, gift giving rules for the sexes.
Na'im Lynn susses out how to secure his ideal South African bride, how to avoid the perils of dating in L.A., and what benefits come with an alcohol colonic.