September 24, 2015 - Pope Francis in NYC & Deadly Selfies

  • 09/24/2015

Ricky Velez interviews New Yorkers about Pope Francis, and Larry discusses disastrous selfies with Kerry Coddett, Will Forte and Andrew Rannells.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

VERY KIND, PLEASE, SIT DOWN.

PLEASE SIT DOWN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WHAT A WAY TO END THE WEEK.

SO NICE OF YOU.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

I KNOW.

PEOPLE GET EXCITED, MAN.

THEY GET IN HERE WHOOO.

I AM LARRY WILMORE.

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUTI'M FEELING VERY HASHTAG BLESSED

RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

POPE FRANCIS IS IN NEW YORK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )AND SINCE HE'S THE COOL POPE, HE

LEFT THE POPEMOBILE BEHIND ANDHE'S BICYCLING AROUND BROOKLYN

LOOKING FOR ARTISANAL PICKLES.

BUT HE HAS BEEN OPENING IT UP,DOING A LOT OF WORLD

CRITICIZING, BUT YESTERDAY IND.C. HE WASN'T AFRAID OF TURNING

THE FOCUS BACK TO THE CHURCH'SUGLY PAST.

>> HE SPOKE.

ONE OF CATHOLICISM'S DARKESTCHAPTERS THE SEXUAL ABUSE OF

CHILDREN BY CLERGY.

HE VOWED TO ENSURE THAT SUCHCRIMES WILL NEVER BE REPEATED.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW, GOOD ONTHE POPE FOR AT LEAST

CONDITIONALLING THE CHURCH'SPAINFUL LEGACY OF CHILD ABUSE IN

A WAY HIS PREDECESSORS, DIDN'T,RIGHT?

I HAVE TO SAY, HE'S THE LATESTRECIPIENT OF OUR EXTREMELY

LOW-BAR AWARD.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

POPE, YOU CAN PICK THAT UP ANYTIME.

( LAUGHTER )REALLY LOW BAR.

BUT ONE OF THE POPE'S BIGGESTRECENT CRITICAL SMITE-DOWNS WAS

ABOUT CAPITALISM.

>> DURING HIS RECENT VISIT TOSOUTH AMERICA, FRANCIS CALLED

CAPITALISM THE DUNG OF THEDEVIL, AN UNFETTERED PURSUIT OF

MONEY RULED.

THAT IS THE DUNG OF THE DEVIL.

>> Larry: "DUNGS OF THEDEVIL."

YOU SHOULD VISIT "THE NIGHTLYSHOW" ON TACO TUESDAYS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I JUST-- I KNOW.

I THINK WE GOT A DEN OF DEVILSWORKING HERE IS ALL I'M SAYING.

OKAY, WELL, THE POPE IS NOTWRONG.

CAPITALISM CAN GET A LITTLESTANKY.

WE KNOW THAT.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE PUTTING ON OURLONG GLOVES AND GETTING ELBOW

DEEP INTO OUR NEW SERIES,"DEVIL'S DUNG PILE."

>> DEVIL'S DUNG!

>> Larry: OH, MY GOD.

OUR FIRST SATANIC SHART.

( LAUGHTER )THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OKAY, THIS YOUNG INVESTOR WHOJUST BOUGHT A DRUG COMPANY THAT

MANUFACTURES A MEDICATION-->> BOO!

>> Larry: YOU KNOW WHO THISIS, THAT HELPS AIDS AND CANCER

PATIENTS AND GUESS WHAT HE DID.

>> ONE TABLET OF DARAPRIM USEDTO COST $13.50.

THE DRUG MAKER RECENTLYINCREASED THE PRICE TO $750.

>> Larry: $750.

THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS UBERSURGE PRICING.

I MEAN, GUYS, LOOK, I KNOWEXPLOITING AIDS AND CANCER

PATIENTS FOR PROFIT SOUNDS LIKEEVIL IN ITS PUREST FORM--

ANYWAY.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

BUT WHAT DOES THIS C.E.O./FUTUREBATMAN VILLAIN HAVE TO SAY FOR

HIMSELF?

>> THE PRICE THEY WERE PRICINGIT AT--

>> $13.50.

>> $13.50 AND YOU ONLY NEEDEDLESS THAT 100 PILLS.

SORE THE PRICE PERCOURSE OFTREATMENT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE WAS

ONLY $1,000.

>> Larry: DID HE JUST ADMIT TOEXTORTING PEOPLE TO SAVE THEIR

LIVES?

I MEAN, YES, PEOPLE WILL PAYMORE THAN $1,000 TO SAVE THEIR

LIVES, DOUCHE BAG.

I'LL PAY MORE THAN $1,000 TOPUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )RIGHT?

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF ADICK THIS GUY IS.

THE-- THE GUY LEADING THE POLLSIN DICKERY EVEN THINKS SO.

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A DISGUSTINGTHING WHAT HE DID.

THAT GUY IS NOTHING.

HE IS ZERO.

HE'S SHOGHT NOGHT.

HE OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OFHIMSELF.

>> Larry: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'SMORE SURPRISING, TRUMP TAKING A

STAND ON PHARMACEUTICAL PRICEGOUGING OR TRUMP KNOWING WHAT

SHAME IS.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY SURPRISING.

ANYWAY, NOW, NOW BECAUSE OFPUBLIC PRESSURE, YOU KNOW, HE

SAYS HE MAY LOWER THE PRICE, BUTWE DON'T KNOW.

THE POINT IS, IF THIS HAD NOTBEEN REPORTED, IF PEOPLE HAD NOT

GOTTEN UPSET ABOUT THIS, HE'DSTILL BE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

AND THE WORST PART.

EVERYTHING HE DID IS 100% LEGAL.

SO, GOVERNMENT, IF YOU'RE REALLYSERIOUS ABOUT YOUR WAR ON DRUGS,

POINT YOUR CANNON IN HIS DREXZDREKS AND AWAY FROM POOR PEOPLE,

RIGHT?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )POINT IT IN HIS DIRECTION AND

AWAY FROM POOR PEOPLE SELLINGDIME BAGS BEHIND THE GROCERYSTORE

MOVING ON.

WHAT ELSE IS COMING OUT OF THEBEELZEBOWELS?

>> MORE DEVIL DUNG!

>> Larry: HEY, HOW WAS THE"NIGHTLY SHOW?" KINDA [BLEEP]

FROM SOMEONE WHO EXPLOITED DYINGPEOPLE TO SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY

CAUSED PEOPLE TO DIE, THISHAPPENED ON MONDAY PB.

>> FORMER PEANUT COMPANY CHIEFSTEWART PARNELL SENTENCED TO 28

YEARS IN PRISON FOR KNOWINGLYSELLING TAINTED PEANUT BUTTER,

BLAMED FOR NINE DEATHS.

>> PARNELL PUSHED EMPLOYEES TOSELL TAINTED FOOD SAYING, JUST

SHIP IT.

I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE ANOTHERCUSTOMER."

>> Larry: HOLD ON A SECOND.

YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANOTHERCUSTOMER SO YOU KEEP POISONING

THEM?

YOU KNOW DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T BUYPEANUT BUTTER, RIGHT?

DO THEY KNOW THAT?

IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

( APPLAUSE )IRONICALLY, AND STRIKINGLY

SIMILAR TO THE NAME OF MYHARD-BOILED DETECTIVE NOVEL,

"DEAD MEN BUY NO PEANUT BUTTER."

KIND OF IRONIC.

AND I REALIZE THIS IS AN AWKWARDTIME TO PLUG THIS PARTICULAR

BOOK.

I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

HEY, MAN, WE'RE TALKING BOOKSTONIGHT.

BUT THIS IS WHY IT ALWAYS GETSME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THINGS LIKE,

WELL, WE DON'T NEED THE F.D.A.IF ANYTHING,

WE NEED THEM TO GET THEIR "D"OUT OF THEIR "A"

AND GET THE "F" TO WORK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )RIGHT?

THIS IS A TRAGEDY!

THIS IS TRAGIC.

BUT AT LEAST HE'S GOING TO JILLJAIL.

NOW FOR MORE LUCI-FECES.

>> VOLKSWAGEN IS BRACING FORBILLIONS IN FINES AND POSSIBLE

CRIMINAL CHARGES FOR ITSEXECUTIVES AS THE COMPANY

APOLOGIZES FOR RIGGING 11MILLIONCARS TO BEAT EMISSION TESTS.

>> Larry: THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL.

HAVE YOU EVER MET A CARSALESMAN.

WHY IS THIS SO DEVILISHLYDUNGISH.

V.W. CARS LIKELY SPEWED 10 TO 40TIMES THE AMOUNT OF LEGAL TOXIC

GAS YEARLY.

THAT'S MORE THAN THE BIGGESTEMITTER IN THE U.K.

PEOPLE WERE BUYING THIS THINKINGTHEY WERE BEING CONSCIENTIOUS

ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.

SO YOU'RE DUPING PEOPLE WHOTHINK THEY'RE DOING THE RIGHT

THING.

IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE TELLINGPEOPLE YOU'RE SELLING THEM TO

TOFURKEY, BUT IN REALITY IT'SBABY PANDA.

AM I RIGHT?

AM I RIGHT?

COME ON, YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE.

THE REALLY SAD THING ABOUTTHIS-- WHO DOESN'T LIKE BABY

PANDAS?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )YUMMY.

YUMMY.

PEEP ARE SENSITIVE ABOUT BABYPANDAS.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY KICK MEOUT EVERY TIME I ORDER THAT AT

PANDA EXPRESS.

CHANGE YOUR NAME IS YOU'RE NOTGOING TO SERVE PANDA IS ALL I'M

SAYING.

STOP TEASING A BROTHER.

LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING--VOLKSWAGEN, THIS IS THE SECOND

WORST THING YOU'VE EVER BEENASSOCIATED WITH.

GOOGLE IT.

KEYWORD 1930s.

LOOK IT UP.

( APPLAUSE )SO BETWEEN PRICE GOUGING DRUGS,

DEADLY PEANUT BUTTER AND BABYPANDA CARS, WHEN THE POPE CALLS

CAPITALISM THE DEVIL'S DUNG ITOTALLY SEE HIS POINT.

IT SEEMS THE MORE WE LEAVETHINGS TO UNFETTERED FREE

MARKETS THE MORE WE HAVE TOCLEAN UP THEIR ( BLEEP ).

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

AS WE ALL KNOW, THE POPE ARRIVESIN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT FOR A

WHIRLWIND VISIT TO MY ADOPTEDTOWN SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE

FUN TO SUNDAY NATIVE NEW YORKERRICKY VELEZ OUT TO THE STREETS.

>> I'M RICKY VELEZ AND I WASRAISED A CATHOLIC.

I TAUGHT SUNDAY SCHOOL FOR FOURYEARS AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY

PEOPLE ARE SO EXCITED FOR THEPOPE SO I'M GOING TO HIT THE

STREETS AND FIGURE IT OUT.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE POPECOMING?

>> IT'S ABOUT ( BLEEP ) TIME.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> AS A GAY CATHOLIC-->> YOU'RE A GAY CATHOLIC.

>> ( BLEEP ).

>> AND YOU LIKE THIS NEW POPE?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

FINALLY WE HAVE A POPE THATDOESN'T HAVE A STICK UP HIS

( BLEEP ).

>> WHY SHOULD WE BE EXCITED THEPOPE IS HERE?

>> BECAUSE THE OTHER SIDE OFTOWN WON'T BE CROWDED.

>> WHAT IS THE POPE'S NAME?

>> I DON'T KNOW HIS GIVEN NAME.

BUT IT'S POPE FRANCIS.

>> WHAT'S THE POPE'S NAME?

>> THE POPE'S NAME IS THEPONTIFF, THE HOLY FATHER.

>> SO YOU DON'T KNOW THE POPE'SNAME?

>> I DON'T KNOW HIS REAL NAME.

>> BUT YOU'VE BEEN TO HIS HOUSE.

>> YES I'VE BEEN TO HIS PLACE INROME

>> SO YOU GO TO PEOPLE'S HOUSESAND YOU DON'T KNOW THEIR NAMES.

>> I KNOW HE'S LATIN, HE'S FROMSOUTH AMERICA

>> IT'S 2015, DON'T YOU THINKIT'S TIME THE POPE CHANGED UP

HIS GEAR.

>> WE SHOULD GET HIM A BASEBALLCAP OR SOMETHING.

OR WE COULD GET HIM A STEVEHARVEY OUTFIT OR SOMETHING

>> HE HAS SOLD OUT MADISONSQUARE GARDEN.

DANE COOK HAS DONE THAT.

ANDREW DICE CLAY HAS DONE THAT.

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OPENFOR THE POPE?

>> WHOOPIE GOLDBERG WHOOPIEGOLDBERG.

I'D LIKE TO SEE WHEEP GOLDBERGBECAUSE SHE DID "SISTER ACT."

>> YOU GUYS THINK WE ARE READYFOR THE POPE?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> WHAT IS YOUR POPE NAME?

>> POPE FRANCES II.

BUT WITH AN E-S>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE

POPE?

>> I DON'T HELP MY WIFE CLEANTHE DISHES AS MUCH AS I SHOULD.

SHE'S A WONDERFUL COOK.

>> THAT'S NOT A SIN.

>> IN HER EYES SOMETIMES IT IS.

>> DO WE NEED TO WALK AWAY TOHEAR YOUR REAL SINS?

>> WHAT ABOUT YOU TOUGH GUY.

WHAT ARE YOUR SINS?

>> CALM DOWN.

I ASKED YOU THE QUESTION.

I TRIPPED A KID AT THE GROVEIN L.A. ONCE.

AND IN FIFTH GRADE I LOCKED AKID IN A CLOSET AT SCHOOL.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

IT WAS AWFUL.

WHAT ARE YOU CONFESSING TO THEPOPE?

>> I DON'T THINK I CAN SAY IT ONCAMERA.

>> I AM THE POPE.

>>O MY GOD.

>> NOW YOU ARE CONFESSING.

>> I HAVE HAD MULTIPLE PARTNERSIN ONE NIGHT.

>> I LIE, MANIPULATE, CHEAT.

>> THAT'S IT?

>> IN A NUTSHELL.

>> I USED TO GO IN THE BATHROOMAT MY JOB AND SLEEP.

>> THIS IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUTBEING POPE.

ONCE YOU'RE POPE, PEOPLE TELLYOU CRAZY ( BLEEP ) STUFF.

I REDISCOVERED MY FAITH.

I LOVE YOU, AND I BLESS YOU.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

♪ ♪( APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS ).

>> Larry: RICKY VELEZ,EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN KERRYCODDETT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )SEASON TWO OF HIS SHOW "THE LAST

MAN ON EARTH," PREMIERESTHIS SUNDAY ON FOX, EMMY

NOMINATED ACTOR WILL FORTE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )YOU KNOW HIM FROM THE HIT HBO

SHOW "GIRLS," AND HIS NEW MOVIE:"THE INTERN" OPENS FRIDAY, ACTOR

ANDREW RANNELLS.

OKAY.

WE TALKED A LOT ABOUT THE POPETHIS WEEK.

EVERYBODY IS HAVING SPIRITUALAWAKENINGS, BUT THE FLIP SIDE

OF THAT IS SELFIES.

I WANTED TO TALK.

THIS BECAUSE THERE IS' LOT OFDANGER APPARENTLY IN TAKING

SELFIES.

PEOPLE WERE TAKING SELFIES WITHBEARS.

PEOPLE WERE-- NO, THERE WEREREPORTS OF PEOPLE FALLING DOWN

STAIRS TRYING TO TAKE SELFIES.

SOMEONE WAS GORED BY A BULLTRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE.

MORE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLEDTAKING SELFIES THAN KILLED BY

SHARKS.

SO MY QUESTION, SELFIES, IS THISGOD'S WAY OF THINNING OUT THE

HERD?

>> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY, YES.

>> Larry: WHAT IS THISOBSESSION WITH TAKING OUR OWN

PICTURE?

>> GOOD QUESTION.

I-- YOU KNOW, GET A FRIEND.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

THE SELFIE THING SEEMS SAD TO MEIT MEANS-- JUST ASK THE WAITER.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO-->> I WONDER IF THE SELFIE THING

AROSE OUT OF WOMEN, PEOPLEWANTING TO BE INDEPENDENT.

I DON'T NEED A MAN TO BUTTON MYSHIRT.

I DON'T NEED A MAN TO TAKE MYPICTURE.

A PERSON ASKS, "DO YOU WANT METO TAKE THAT FOR YOU?"

"NO, I GOT IT!">> WOMEN DON'T WANT A MAN TO

BUTTON THEIR SHIRT.

>> Larry: UNBUTTON.

>> YOU HAVE TO COPE WHEN YOU'RESINGLE NOW.

THERE ARE THINGS YOU HAVE TO DOOF DO THAT YOU HAD A MAN TO --

>> I THINK THIS IS DANGEROUSTERRITORY.

>> I WANT TO TAKE THE OTHER SIDEOF IT.

>> Larry: OKAY, GO.

>> LOOK AT THIS.

YOU KNOW.

HOW DO I NOT LOOK AND GO, "IWANT TO CAPTURE THAT."

>> Larry: THAT DOES MAKESENSE.

THAT DOES MAKE SENSE.

I AGREE WITH YOU.

BUT I'M FASCINATED BY JUST THEPURE NARCISSISM OF THE CULTURE.

WHEN I WAS A KID.

I KNOW I'M OLD.

( BLEEP ) EVERYBODY.

NO, BUT I COULDN'T IMAGINETAKING A CAMERA, POLAROID

INSTAMATIC, OR WHATEVER, ANDJUST TAKING PICTUREES OF

EVERYTHING AND SAYING HEY, MAN,LOOK AT THAT PICTURE OF ME.

HEY, POKE ME, MAN.

LIKE THIS, ANDREW LIKE IT.

>> I'M NOT LIKING IT.

>> LOOK AT THAT PICTURE.

>> I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAKEPICTURE OF THEIR FOOD.

UNLESS YOU COOKED IT OR YOU'RE ACHEF, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

EVERYONE EATS, WHO IS IMPRESSED.

MAYBE KIDS IN THIRD WORLDCOUNTRIES WHO ARE LIKE, "OH,

MEALS!">> Larry: THIS IS NOT A CLASS

THING OR ANYTHING.

THE PRESIDENT-- PRESIDENT OBAMAWAS TAKING SELFIES AT NELSON

MANDELA'S FUNERAL.

>> I VISITED-- I WAS IN POLAND ACOUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND A FRIEND

OF MINE AND I WENT TO AUSCHWITZ,AND THE TOUR ENDS BY GOING INTO

THE GAS CHAMBERS, AND THEY SHOWYOU THE GAS CHAMBER.

AND THESE TWO GIRLS-- AND I WASLIKE PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE

AMERICANS, ( BLEEP ) AMERICANS.

HAD THE CAMERA OUT.

TRYING TO SMILE, TAKING THEPICTURE.

PICTURE.

>> YOU HAVE TO BE ( BLEEP )KIDDING ME.

>> NO, TRUE.

AND AGAIN I WAS LIKE, "ASKSOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE IT.

WHY ARE YOU-- WHAT IS THEPROBLEM?"

>> Larry: WITHIN THE LASTYEAR, THERE WAS SOME CELEBRITY

THAT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEYDID THE EXACT SAME THING.

WHO-- DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER WHOIT WAS?

>> IT WAS WHAT'S HER NAME-- THEGIRL-- WAS IT ONE OF THE GIRLS--

IT WAS IN A MOSQUE IN SAUDIARABIAN TEMPLE.

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS AUSCHWITZ?

>> NO.

>> I HAVE TO COME HERE WITH MOREFULL INFORMATION.

I'M SORRY.

>> Larry: WAS IT A MOSQUE OROF IT AUSCHWITZ?

I JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

>> MALL OF AMERICA.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK THIS ISJUST A FAD?

IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE?

AND THEN YOU HAVE THE SELFIESTICK WHICH IS MORE OBNOXIOUS.

>> BOOO!

>> Larry: IS THERE ANETIQUETTE TO TAKE THE SELFIE?

>> NO I FEEL LIKE WE ALL LOOKLIKE AN ASSHOLE.

THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

>> Larry: I'VE DONE IT MYSELF.

WHAT WOULD BE THE WORST BESTPLACE TO TAKE A SELFIE.

WHAT'S THE WORST BEST?

THE WORST BEST?

THE DENTIST?

>> YOU MEAN THE BEST WORST LIKETHE ABSOLUTE WORST THAT BEATS --

>> LIKE OH!

BUT THEN YOU SEE A PICTURE, OH!

>> CHILD BIRTH SELFIE.

I WANT TO TAKE ONE RIGHT WHENTHE BABY IS CROWNING.

RIGHT WHEN THE SHOULDERS COMEOUT.

LIKE -->> I LIKE THAT.

>> NICE.

>> Larry: AS THE BABY ISCOMING OUT IS NOT BAD.

THAT'S GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, SO WE HAVE THE POPEHERE.

SO THE DALAI LLAMA SAIDHE'S NOT OPPOSED TO A FEMALE

SUCCESSOR BUT SHE HAS TO BE VERYATTRACTIVE.

OTHERWISE, NOT MUCH USE.

>> BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ZACEFRON.

BECAUSE HE'S SO ATTRACTIVE.

>> HERE'S THE THING-- I-- I--HEARD WHAT HE SAID AND I WASN'T

OFFENDED BECAUSE MAYBE HE'S JUSTTALKING ABOUT THE WAY SOCIETY IS

TODAY.

MAYBE HE'S SAYING, "HEY, INSOCIETY PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN TO

WOMEN UNLESS THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL."

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME AN UGLYWOMAN MADE PROGRESS?

I'M JUST SAYING?

DO YOU REMEMBER?

>> Larry: YOU WANT US-->> NO, EXACTLY.

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THEREARE DOUBLE STANDARDS.

THE DALAI LLAMA CAN LOOK LIKEAN ACTUAL LLAMA AND IT'S OKAY.

>> Larry: YOU'RE SAYING HEMADE AN ENLIGHTENED STATEMENT

BUT WE'RE SO UNENLIGHTENED WECAN'T RECOGNIZE THE LLAMA OF

DALAI'S BRILLIANCE.

WERE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?

>> NO, I WASN'T GOING TO SAYANYTHING.

>> Larry: OKAY, GOOD ENOUGH.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HAVE THEBABY BEING BIRTHED-CAM, AND

JUST-- WHO'S CROWNING, AND HAVETHE DALAI LAMA-- ALL RIGHT,

WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.