In this episode, the solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, I hope it's a gas station. Then, racial tension on the rise in Switzerland -- conditions have escalated from neutral to ambivalent. And my guest, David Carr, is a recovering drug addict who is now the media critic for the New York Times. Sounds like he's finally hit rock bottom. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Just make sure to stab with an upward motion. This is The Colbert Report.