In this episode, the Iraq Study Group releases the most important ignored document since the 9/11 Commission Report. Plus, I debut a new Tek Jansen cartoon for the holidays. Every time a bell rings, Tek Jansen is doing someone wearing a bell. Then I talk to New York University President John Sexton, and perhaps we'll have a translator here so I can understand his ivory tower gobbledygook. No animals were harmed in the filming of this episode. We tried, but that damn monkey was too fast. This is The Colbert Report.