Hannibal Has Beef

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 07/29/2015

Hannibal reacts to Hulk Hogan's racist rant, shares his tips for police conduct, takes to the streets to talk about hip hop and welcomes musical guest Jean Grae.

My next guestis one of my favorite rappers.

Good friend.

Please welcome the extremelytalented Jean Grae.

♪ I spent about a half a month

♪ Thinking about the universallaws of karma, bull ♪

♪ And all that everybodyreally wants ♪

♪ In contrastto what they need ♪

♪ Will make you evenwant to prep and pull ♪

♪ And everythingyou've ever seen ♪

♪ Wind it back at half speed

♪ Just to find the partwhere people lied to you ♪

♪ So check my sceneif it applies to you ♪

If not, well...

♪ Hey, I'm back again

♪ Hope you don't miss me,Black FM ♪

♪ Feet firmly plantedon the ground, as always ♪

♪ A sack of dreams deferred,I'll leave 'em in the hallway ♪

♪ So don't worry,he won't have to see 'em ♪

♪ Coincidence, he want the bars,I want my freedom ♪

♪ I guess thisis the necessary lead-in ♪

♪ Before the scars,loss, boys, feelings ♪

♪ Oh, gosh ♪ Know when Jeanie be going inon her demons, how far ♪

♪ And not even revealingall the cards I deal ♪

♪ I dealt with blowsbeyond the belt, pause ♪

♪ If I told you, you'd bedrinking like myself, God ♪

♪ But I'm all right withouta reason to do well, star ♪

♪ My mama was the last thingI wrote the tales for ♪

♪ So inside I'm tailspinningdown with napalm ♪

♪ Strapped to my brain,and on my back a flamethrower ♪

♪ Oh, you love it,what you came for ♪

♪ I tell myself that

♪ I don't really give a damnwhat they want ♪

♪ But they paying for it,so pay it forward ♪

♪ Try to think of it like thatto save thoughts ♪

♪ I'll be like,"I'll be right back" ♪

♪ In the same song

♪ Never return and leavethe happiest of days more ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't get what yoube putting me in lanes for ♪

♪ It's all music,what you giving it a name for? ♪

♪ I've been sayin'everything's going fine ♪

♪ Just takin' some days off

♪ Like everything,don't pay it no mind ♪

♪ Been puttin' my face on,yeah ♪

♪ But mother,I've been goddamn lyin' ♪

♪ I'm takin' the grace off

♪ To go back in timebefore the summer broke ♪

♪ Hey, well, I guessthis is what I aimed for ♪

♪ All of it's music,what you giving it a name for? ♪

♪ And I don't get what you beputting me in lanes for ♪

♪ Never return and leavethe happiest of days more ♪

♪ And I'll be like,"I'll be right back" ♪

♪ In the same song

♪ I try to think of itlike that, but it seems wrong ♪

♪ So pay it forward,they paying for it ♪

♪ And I don't really give a damnwhatever they want ♪

♪ They love it, right,it's what they came for ♪

♪ I tell myselfthat it ain't more ♪

♪ Strapped to my brain,on my back a flamethrower ♪

♪ Inside I'm tailspinningdown with napalm ♪

♪ My mama was the thingI wrote the tales for ♪

♪ I'm all rightwithout a reason ♪

♪ Doing well, false

♪ Things if I told you, you'd bedrinking like myself, God ♪

♪ How far I got in not revealingall the cards ♪

♪ Oh, gosh

♪ Got Jeaniedishing on her demons ♪

♪ After the scars,loss, boys, feelings ♪

♪ I guess this is the necessaryheart bleeding ♪

♪ You want the bars,I want freedom ♪

♪ Dreams deferred,you don't see 'em ♪

♪ Keeping my word,so no fleeing ♪

♪ Feet on the ground, always

♪ You can't stop the wheelsof a lost day ♪

♪ Hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey

♪ Hey

♪ Hey

♪ Hey

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Hey

A more typical rap feudis between

two non-hologram rappers,Drake and Meek Mill.

Meek Mill tweeted,

saying Drake doesn't writehis own lyrics,

and then Drake did a songabout Meek Mill,

and then Meek Mill tweetedabout that song.

Who's winning?I don't know.

[ Laughter ]

To find out,we went to the one neighborhood

that you goto talk about hip-hop,

Beverly Hills.


[ Cheers and applause ]


You knowwho Meek Mill is?


Meek Mill.

-Meek Mill?-Yeah.



Meek Mill and Drake.


You haven'theard of Meek Mill?


Meek Mill and Drake?



Uh, not really.[ Laughs ]




Who's Meek?

Who's Meek Mill?


He's a rapperfrom Philly.

I should know that.I don't know.

Who's Meek Mill?

Never heard of him.

Do you knowwho Meek Mill is?

I think he's sleepingwith Nicki Minaj.


You know any of his songs?


He accused Drakeof not writing his own lyrics

on one of his songs.

-So what? So what?-Yeah.


Everybody steals everything.This is Beverly Hills.

That mother[bleep] didn't evenwrite that [bleep] down.

Yeah. Denzel didn't write"Training Day."

He didn't?

You know who Drake is?

Drake? No.


Have you heard of Drake?

Is that like"Drake & Josh"?

"Drake & Josh"?

From Disney?

Probably not.

You don't knowany Meek Mills songs?

I don't.

Meek Mill has a songwhere he goes

[ Rapping indistinctly ]

Fantasy sports leaguesare wildly popular.

You can play fantasy football,fantasy baseball,

fantasy basketball.

You name it,there's a fantasy league for it.

And now it's gotten so crazythat it's crossed over

to people who don't even careabout sports.

Uh-oh. Who has Peyton?

Tommy, is that you?

Yep, that's me.What'd he do?

The offer on the housethat he loved was accepted!

Yes! Peyton Carioleis moving his wife and kids

into a nice, beautiful home.

What's that,40 points?


This could be you

if you played Fantasy Life League.

Hey, Tommy,you start Jeremy Ross this week?Yeah, why?

Looks like he sleptthrough a street cleaning

and got a $60 ticket.

Minus 10 points!

-Come on, man.-Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

That's what you getfor wasting a pick

on a guywith a drinking problem.

[ Both laugh ]

Fantasy Life League

turns the lives of the boring people you know

into the most exciting game on the planet.

Oh, hell yeah.

Judy had a wonderful visitwith her grandkids.

Quality time withthe grandchildren, 20 points.

Eeeeeeeeeeee.You know what that is?

Eeeeee.Ask me what that is.

Eeeeee.Ask me what it is.What is that?

That's your flatline,'cause you're dying.


[ Weakly ]Take care of my cats.

When your friends go through hard times,

you'll be right there with them.

Oh, no.Guys, Amanda's aunt died.

That's minus 100 points,

and it [bleep] upmy whole season.

And when they triumph, so will you.

Oh, yes, Mother[bleep]

Jesse just adopteda rescue dog.

Ooh, my God.

Just look at that [bleep]cute dog, huh?

That's a terrier mix, bitch!Oh, my God!

Companionship for Jesse,

25 points for me!

You like that?Yeah, yeah, yeah!

When you play Fantasy Life League,

you don't have to pretend to be happy for your friends.

Eddie's MRIcame back negative.

Those symptomswere just due to anxiety.

My man has noserious health issues.

Oh! That's 30 points.

Damn it!

[ Laughs ]

Hey, hey.Eeeeee. Eeeeee.

Ask me what that is.Eeeeeeeee.

Ask me what that is.Eeeeeeeee.

And as your friends move up in life,

you'll move up into first place.

Are you happy you traded meLiz for Frank?


And are you happy you traded meEric for Wendy?

Why? Did something happenwith Liz and Eric?

Not much.They just went camping.

And got engagedunderneath the stars!

-Yes!-[ Groans ]

Eric loves Liz,Liz loves Eric.

They want to spend their liveswith each other.

200 points.

I hope she cheats on him.

Well, you better hopeit's not with Rick Roberts,

'cause I got him, too.

The only friends you'll be jealous of

are the ones that outsmarted you

in Fantasy Life League.

Yes! Jennifer got the job!

Tommy is the Fantasy Lifechampion for this season.

You all are losers,but it's okay.

[Bleep] y'all!Y'all suck!

[ Cellphone rings ][ Laughs ]

Ooh. It's my boss.

You got a job?


Oh, no. Uh...

Tommy gotso into Fantasy League Life

that he startedblowing off work,

and now his boss just calledand fired his ass.

Minus 40 points.

[ Laughter ]

Fantasy Life League.