Carlos imagines a ragtag team of handicapped crime fighters, selects cabinet members for the Obama Administration and sings the blues.
Carlos answers his hate mail and hits the streets to see if people speak honestly about the dead.
Carlos builds a time machine to influence history and runs the Guilt Away Gardens theme park.
Robert Schimmel and Carlos learn about Jewish culture, and Carlos pays tribute to George Carlin.
Cheech Marin and Carlos come to terms with gay marriage; Carlos ridicules emo music and flees a hungry crocodile.