February 28, 2012 - Bad Breakdancer

  • Season 4, Ep 5
  • 02/28/2012

The White Breakdancer gets a Web Redemption, Daniel plays "Is It Racist?" with a watermelon-eating contest, and McDonald's creates a second website for black customers.

POINTS AND 10 ASSISTS AGAINST

THE SACRAMENTO KINGS WHICH IS

PRETTY GOOD.

I DISCOVERED MCDONALDS HAS A

WEBSITE EXCLUSIVELY FOR ITS

BLACK CUSTOMERS.

YEA!

THE ADDRESS IS 365 BLACK.COM.

MCDONALDS HAS SEGREGATED

WEBSITES, COME ON, EVERYONE

KNOWS THE BLACK MCDONALDS IS

MCDOWELLS.

I AM CONFIDENT THAT POPEYES ONLY

HAS ONE WEBSITE.

WHAT YOU DO WITH THE INFORMATION

IS UP TO YOU.

IF A COMPANY HAS FORWARD

THINKING AS MCDONALDS HAS TWO

WEBSITES THEN

ALRIGHT, WE HAD A LOT OF FUN

TODAY, STEREOTYPES ARE NOT

ALWAYS TRUE.

HERE ARE BRAVE AFRICAN-AMERICANS

NOT AFRAID TO GO AGAINST THE

GRAIN.

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>> TYLER PERRY. I DO NOT LIKE

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I THINK I GOT A LITTLE DICK

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY

THE PERSON THAT DOES THE CLOSED

CAPTIONING FOR THIS SHOW IS

ABOUT TO EXPLODE.

>> YOU DONE NOTHING BUT

AEROPOSTALE.

GO CHANGE YOUR OUTFIT.

IT AIN'T NOTHING.

YOU GOT MY COUSIN.

SHE STOLE, HOW MUCH YOU NEED?

>> LONG BEACH'S DEBATE TEAM IS

LOOKING STRONG.

AT LEAST THE PARENTS DON'T HAVE

TO WORRY ABOUT A COLLEGE FUND.

OBAMA'S DAUGHTERS ARE WELL

SPOKEN.

APPARENTLY THEY DISLIKE THE

CLOTHING COMPANY AEROPOSTALE.

KNOW I HAPPEN TO BE A HUGE

AEROPOSTALE FAN.

>> OH NO YOU BITCHES DIDN'T.

I BEEN WEARING AEROPOSTALE SINCE

DAY ONE. CAUSE I MAKE A MILLION,

A BILLION, KATRILLION.

BABY GIRLS.

LOOK AT. IT LOVE. SUCK IT. FUCK

IT.

>> YOU REALLY ARE, SO AM I.

>> MAN THEIR HAND SHAKES ARE

GETTING MORE AND MORE

COMPLICATED.

LET'S WATCH SOME GOOD OLE

BLACK-ON-BLACK VIOLENCE ON THIS

WEEK'S BREAK DOWN.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS IN HOT-LANTA, WHICH IS

HIP HOP'S NASHVILLE.

LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY IN THE

ORANGE DID NOT ENJOY HIS TAN

KWER RAY SHONS BLI AND HE EAT

TRYING TO GET IN THE CAR TO PICK

UP HIS DAUGHTER.

HE MUST BE A MEMBER OF NADD.

YOU COULD TAKE HIS KEYS AWAY.

IT IS NOT LIKE A CAB WOULD EVER

TOP TO PICK THEM UP.

IT COSTS MORE THAN A DUI?

REINSTRUCTIVE DENTAL SURGERY.

I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE YOU IS THE

BEST WAY TO PAY TRIBUTE TO BOBBY

AND WHITNEY'S RELATIONSHIP.

HE KEEPS FORGETEDING TO SAY NO

HOMO.

I AM SURE IF YOU WEREN'T

CRUSHING HIS WINDPIPE HE WOULD

SAY I LOVE YOU BACK.

>> NOW IT IS TIME FOR IS IT

RACIST?

>> TIME FOR A SPECIAL BLACK

HISTORY MONTH OF IS IT RACIST?

YOU DECIDE IF THIS CLIP IS

RACIST?

THIS SEGMENT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE

IMPORTANT.

[LAUGHTER].

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, THERE IS

NOTHING RACIST ABOUT SOMEONE

ENJOYING FRUIT.

HOWEVER, WHEN SOMEONE'S EATING

IT THAT AGGRESSIVELY, YOU MIGHT

NOT WANT A BUNCH OF OLD WHITE

WOMEN CHEERING HER ON LIKE THEY

HAVE MONEY RIDING ON HER.

SO YES, I BELIEVE THAT WAS A TAD

RACIST.

I WAS RECENTLY IN AN EATING

CONTEST.

I AM CONFIDENT MY RACE GAVE ME A

COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE.

>> SON.

[LAUGHTER].

THE TRICK TO WINNING THE

HAVE A CLUE, YOU ARE NOT GOING

TO BE THE GREAT BREAKDANCER YOU

THINK YOU ARE.

YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY YOUR

BODY BEFORE YOU GET UP INTO THE

LITTLE ASIANS LEVEL.

>> LITTLE ASIANS, SEEMS

REDUNDANT.

THAT B-BUOY IS ALEX.

I HEARD BREAKDANCER IS THE MOST

IMPORTANT FOR AFRICAN-AMERICANS

NEXT TO DECORATING PUBLIC

PROPERTY INTO SPRAY PAINT.

IT IS GYMNASTIC FOR PEOPLE WHO

CAN'T AFFORD PROPER TRAINING.

I REFUSE TO LAY MY BODY ON THE

DISGUSTING FLOOR.

THIS SHIRT COST $900.

YEAH, HIGH FASHIONED.

I KNOW TO LOCK MY CAR DOOR WHEN

EVER PEOPLE ARE DOING IT.

I AM FROM FLORIDA YOU KNOW I CAN

TOOT SI ROLL.

I HAVE NEVER KRIP WALKED.

I GREW UP IN A GOOD SED.

MINORITIES ARE BETTER AT

BREAKDANCER.

THERE ARE FEWER PARENTS TO

SQUASH THEIR PASSION.

WHITES ARE NOT THE BEST AT THIS

ONE PARTICULAR ACTIVITY.

WE CONTROL THE WORLD ECONOMY.

I AM OKAY FOR LETTING ANOTHER

RACE HAVE KRUMPING.

MICHAEL J. FOX DID LEAVE

TELEVISION TO PURSUE TELEVISION

FULL TIME.

ALEX STILL THINKS HE CAN DANCE.

HE PLAYS CRAWLING WITH LITTLE

ASIANS IN THIS WEEK'S WEB

REDEMPTION.

>> DANIEL, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS

HERE.

>> COME IN, HAVE A SEAT.

MAYBE I CAN GET YOU SOMETHING.

MAYBE A WATCH.

>> YOU'LL NEVER BE AS FUNNY AS

THOSE LITTLE JEWS.

>> I WILL THEN I WILL SHOVE IT

IN YOUR -- FACE.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DANCING?

>> YEAH.

I TRIED FOOTBALL, MY DAD PUSHED

ME INTO PLAYING BASKETBALL.

>> VERY FEW DADS PUSH THEIR BOYS

INTO B-BOYING.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE HIT ME

UP ON YOUTUBE AND SAID SHE IS A

RACIST, BITCH.

IN THE VIDEO SHE IS WORRIED

ABOUT MY HEALTH BECAUSE I KEEP

HURTING MYSELF.

>> THEN SHE THROUGH AN ENTIRE

RACE OF PEOPLE THROUGH THE BUS.

WHEN MY PARENTS SAW IT WASN'T A

FAD, A THING TO GET GIRLS.

>> IT IS STILL JUST TO GET

GIRLS, RIGHT?

MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS FOR

WOMEN.

I GOT INTO COMEDY FOR GIRLS.

>> THE QUICKEST WAY TO A GIRL IS

HER FUNNY BONE.

>> IT IS NOT TRUE, IT IS MONEY.

>> I AM IN A CREW.

>> DID YOU GET BEAT IN OR SEXED

IN.

>> WHAT RACE IS THE BEST

DANCERS?

>> KOREA AND JAPAN.

>> SMEAR NUMBERS GAME.

SO MANY OF THOSE LITTLE

BASTARDS.

WHEN YOU ARE AT A NIGHTCLUB, HOW

QUICK BEFORE YOU TAKE OVER?

>> POST UP AGAINST THE WALL,

WATCH PEOPLE.

WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE ELSE, I

COULD SMACK HIM.

YOU JUMP UP AND PROVE YOU ARE

BETTER.

>> I POST UP AND BE THE CREEPY

GUY.

WHENEVER YOU ARE MAKING LOVE,

HAVE YOU SPUN OVER ON THEM?

>> IF YOU ARE A B-BOW YOU CAN

WANT.

>> WOULD YOU DATE JAY-LO?

>> YES.

>> I WOULDN'T>> WHY?

>> FIRST OF ALL SHE IS

DISGUSTING.

>> TELL ME THREE NICE THINGS

THAT AREN'T RACIST ABOUT ASIANS?

>> I LOVE ASIAN FOOD.

>> I WATCH -- MARSHAL ARTS.

>> DO YOU THINK IT IS COOL THAT

THEY PEE PEE IN OUR COKE?

>> NO.

>> I HAVE FLOWN YOUR MOTHER OUT

HERE.

YOUR MOM AND A GROUP OF 25 PAID

EXTRAS.

ARE YOU READY?

>> YES.

>> MOM, ARE YOU READY NOT TO SAY

ANYTHING RACIST FOR THE NEXT 2

MINUTES?

>> SURE.

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[APPLAUSE].

>> THANKS.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE LITTLE

ASIANS DOING HERE?

[LAUGHTER].

>> DANCE BATTLE.

[LAUGHTER].

>> TURNS OUT YOUR MOM WAS SPOT

ON.

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>> DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS

WATCHING.

EVERYONE IS WATCHING THAT ASIAN

CREW.

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NICE.

THERE IS NO WAY YOU LOST THIS.

[APPLAUSE].

>> DON'T FEEL BAD, YOU'LL NEVER

BE AS GOOD AS THOSE GANG MEMBERS