Terms of Endearment

  • Season 2, Ep 8

Captain Hero's x-ray vision makes a housemate ill. Distraught, he seeks to give up his super powers.

[SOBBING]THE HORROR!

THE HORROR!

SHE WASMY FAVORITE JOKE EVER!

OHH!

THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT.

I'M THE WORSTSUPER HERO EVER.

I'M USELESS.

I MIGHT AS WELLJUST ROLL INTO THE POOL

AND DROWN MYSELF.

[LARGE EXHALE]

[THUMP]

[THUMP]

[THUMP]OH.

I MIGHT AS WELL ROLLINTO THE GARAGE

AND POISON MYSELFWITH CARBON MONOXIDE.

[LARGE EXHALE]

[CLINK]

OH.

[LARGE EXHALE]

I'LL JUST BE IN A CORNER.

[LARGE EXHALE]

[NARRATING] I WAS ABOUTTO GIVE UP ALL HOPE,

BUT THENI NOTICED SOMETHING.

I HAD LOOKED THROUGH THAT POSTERA MILLION TIMES BEFORE,

BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIMEI REALLY SAW IT.

I WILL HANGIN THERE, BABY.

I WILL HANG IN THERE.

[LARGE EXHALE]

EVERYONE,I'M OFF TO SAVE FOXXY.

BUT YOU'REIN A WHEELCHAIR.

SOCIETY NO LONGERVALUES YOU.

AND EVEN IF THEY DID,

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERETHEY'VE TAKEN FOXXY.

WE'RE ONA REALITY SHOW.

UH, DUH!

WE'LL JUST WATCHOUR PROGRAM TO SEEWHERE SHE IS.

TURN ON THE TV,GAY FRIEND.

TURN ON THE TV,GAY FRIEND.

I LIKE THIS SHOW.

HEY, THERE'S FOXXY.TURN IT UP.

OOH! NOW YOUBE FOXXY LOVE.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT?

YES, SIR.[ZIPPER CLOSES]

WHY'D THEY THROW USIN THIS HERE TRUCK?

THEY BE ROUNDIN' UPALL US POLITICALLYINCORRECT CARTOONS.

OH, BACK IN DA DAY,WE WUZ ALL OVER

THE RADIO, THE TBAND THE MOVIES

ENTERTAININ'THE CHID'REN.

FOLKS IS JUST ASRACIST NOW, YOU KNOW,

BUT THEY DON'T WANTSTO ADMIT IT.

SO WE'S BEEN CENSORED.

WE AIN'T BEEN SEENIN A TOONS AGE.

SO WHERE'S THEY FIXIN'TO TAKE US?

WELL, BRER FOXXY,

THEY BE TAKIN' USTO A CARTOON ERASEMENT CAMP,

WHERE THEY'RE GONNAERASE US FOREVER.

OH, MY GOD.THEY'RE GONNA ERASE FOXXY.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

THAT PLACE IS MORE GUARDEDTHAN MY FATHER'S AFFECTIONS.

DAMN IT, PEOPLE.FOXXY'S IN TROUBLE.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR USTO STAND UP...

OR REMAINCOURAGEOUSLY SEATED,

AND BE THE HEROESI KNOW WE CAN BE.

SO WHO'S WITH ME?

THERE'S AN ORANGE JULIUSON THE WAY.

I'M IN!LET'S GO!

THEY REALLY AREA DELICIOUS TREAT.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[WHIRRING]

OH, MY GOD.IT'S [BLEEP] MOUSE.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

YOU WERE BEHIND THIS,[BLEEP] MOUSE.

YOU'LL NEVER GETAWAY WITH IT!

HA HA HA!

YOU KIDS THOUGHTYOU COULD STOP ME?

NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

SOON I WILL ERADICATE

EVERY OFFENSIVE CARTOONIN THE UNIVERSE,

UNTIL IT'S THE HAPPIESTPLACE ON EARTH.

[STEAM HISSING]

OH, MY GOD!YOU'RE GONNA KILL THEM?

YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

[SIGHS]DON'T YOU SEE?

THESE CARTOON CHARACTERSARE PART OF OUR HISTORY,

OUR HERITAGE.

SURE, THEY MAY NOT BE A PARTWE'RE PARTICULARLY PROUD OF,

BUT TO DENY IT,WELL, THAT'S DANGEROUS.

AS DANGEROUS AS DENYING

THE HOLOCAUST OR SLAVERY,

OR THE PLAYFUL ADVANCESOF YOUR SHOP TEACHER.

WOW. YOU'VE REALLYGIVEN ME SOMETHING

TO THINK ABOUT, SPANKY...

WHILE I KILLTHESE POLITICALLYINCORRECT FREAKS!

HA HA HA!

OH!

AIEEEE!

I REGRET NOTHING!

HELP ME!

HELP ME, PLEASE!

SOMEBODY HELP FOXXY!

FINALLY, IT WAS MY CHANCETO SAVE FOXXY,

AND IN DOING SO,SAVE MYSELF.

FAILURE WAS NOT AN OPTION.

UNFORTUNATELY,THERE WAS WALKING.

[WHIMPERS]

OH, LORDY.OH, LORDY.

OHH! AAH!

NO!

Foxxy: HELP ME!HELP ME, PLEASE!

FOXXY?

MY FEETS.MY FEETS.

THEY'S FAILING ME NOW.

I'M HERE, FOXXY.DON'T WORRY.

[CRACKING]OOPSY-DAISY.

I REGRETS NOTHIN',NO HOW!

[SNIFFLES] I CAN'T BELIEVEFOXXY LOVE IS GONE.

SHE'S BECOME ANOTHERINNER CITY STATISTIC.

HA HA HA!

NO!

[DEEP INHALE]

[LARGE EXHALE]

CAPTAIN HERO,WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

[LARGE EXHALE]

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