The Dam Show

  • 12/04/2012

Woody's birthday party triggers a flood, forcing survivors to seek mountaintop refuge.

I NEED SOME FIREWORKSFOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY,

AND I HEARD YOU WERETHE BEST AROUND.

- [shouting] HUH?WHAT?

YEAH, 20 YEARS IN THE BUSINESSAND NOT ONE ACCIDENT!

YOU KNOW WHY?

- HMM, I'M AS STUMPEDAS YOU ARE.

- WHAT?

BECAUSE I'MALL ABOUT SAFETY!

[sizzling]

SO WHAT YOU NEED,HUH?

I GOT BOTTLE ROCKETS,JUMPING JACKS,

M-80s, COCAINE,

I'M FIRECRACKER JIM,GOD DAMN IT! HUH?

- NO, THIS ISKID STUFF.

YOU HAVEANYTHING BIGGER?

- HELL YEAH, I DO!

HOLD ON A MINUTE!

- SOLD.

- YOU KNOW WHATI MISS?

- UH, FINGERS?

YOU NEED TO GROW BIG AND STRONGTO RE-POPULATE THE SPECIES,

BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU'REBROTHER AND SISTER TODAY,

THE DAY WILL COMEWHEN I WILL

FORCE YOU TO BEHUSBAND AND WIFE.

- NO SHAME IN THAT.

- NO SHAME IN THAT AT ALL.

- HEY, LEADER!

UH, WE'RE STARVING!

- YEAH, AND THIS HERE'STHE LAST APPLE.

UGH!TOO APPLE.

- IT'S YOUR JOB TO FEED US,KING DICKHEAD.

- YEAH, KING DICKHEAD!

FEED US!

WAIT, AM I STILLTHE LEADER?

- I SAYWE EAT HIM.

HE LOOKSPLUMP AND JUICY,

LIKE A THANKSGIVING ROOSTER!

- HEY, HEY!

HOLD ON, FELLAS.

CANNIBALISM ISILLEGAL AND IMMORAL.

BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND,THERE ARE NO RULES IN STEVELAND.

[indistinct angry shouting]

- NO ONE PANIC.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

WE'LL JUST TAKE THE ROWBOATTO CIVILIZATION,

AND GET SOME FOOD.

- STEVE, YOU IDIOT.

YOU CHOPPED UPTHE ROWBOAT.

- OKAY, I HAVEANOTHER IDEA.

- IT BETTER NOT INVOLVEA TIME MACHINE.

- I HAVEA THIRD IDEA!

- WHAT?

NO!

YOU CAN'TEAT MY BIRDS!

- [chuckling]NO, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME.

I'M NOT GONNAEAT YOUR BIRDS,

I'M GONNA FEED YOUR BIRDS...

TO PEOPLE.

- THERE'S NO WAYIN HELL!

THESE ARE MY BABIES!

- OH, COME ON!

THAT'S LIKE SAYING ADOPTED KIDSARE PEOPLE'S BABIES.

THEY'RE JUST HOMELESS CHILDRENPEOPLE RAISE TO HAVE SEX WITH.

[indistinct angry shouting]

- ENOUGH YIP-YAP,

TIME TO PLUCK 'EMAND [bleep] 'EM.

UH--I-I MEAN,EAT 'EM.

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