Roz G, Santiago, Mooney, Anderson

  • Season 7, Ep 706
  • 12/19/2003

D.L. Hughley stars in Premium Blend featuring Roz G, Bill Santiago, John Mooney and KP Anderson.

GOT TO FLY HERE.

MAN, I DON'T, OOH-- I DON'T LIKE

FLYING EVER SINCE THAT 9-11.

EVERY TIME SOMEBODY GET UP

AND GO TO THE BATHROOM I GET IN

RIGHT WITH THEM, "WHERE ARE YOU

GOING?

[LAUGHTER]

LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN, MAN.

WE'RE ALL FAMILY.

STRIKE A MATCH, WE'LL BE COOL."

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW WE SCARED 'CAUSE NOW WE

WANT TO GIVE AIRPLANE PILOTS

GUNS.

AS DRUNK AS THESE SONS OF

BITCHES ARE, AIN'T THAT

[LAUGHTER]

"I WANT Y'ALL TO SIT DOWN AND

SHUT UP!

WE'RE TRYING TO FLY."

I LOVE NEW YORK, MAN.

Y'ALL GOT DIFFERENT KIND OF

PORNO IN YOUR ROOM, MAN.

I KNOW.

I CHECK THEM OUT.

I GO TO DIFFERENT REGIONS

LOOKING AT THE PORNO.

Y'ALL GOT SOME STUFF HERE, BOY.

I LIKE PORNO.

I LIKE CALLING 976 NUMBERS,

BUT THEY EXPENSIVE.

I CALLED ONE OF THEM NUMBERS,

RAN OUT OF MONEY.

HAD TO CALL A REGULAR OPERATOR.

"IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?"

"YEAH, GIRL, WHAT YOU WEARING?"

[LAUGHTER]

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