In this episode, my solution to the Ground Zero mosque crisis -- I'm pretty sure I can convert 1.5 billion Muslims to Christianity in under 30 minutes. And my guest, Sean Wilentz, has written a new book, called "Bob Dylan in America." I can't wait to hear what he has to mumble. Oprah is taking her audience to Australia, so I'm taking my studio to the Outback Steakhouse. This is your treat: Colbert Report.