Feather in the Storm

  • Season 1, Ep 7
  • 06/28/1999

Jerri finds her calling on the debate team, but can she make it through the dangerous physical training for the big competition?

MRS. ARBUCKLEIS SERVING EPANADAS !

WHY'D YOU SKIPTHE MERINGUE, TAMMI ?

YOU LOVE THE YELLOWAND GREEN FLAVOR.

MY MOM'S AFRAIDOF ME GETTING PREGNANT.

SO SHE WANTS ME TOLOSE 15 POUNDS

SO I'LL STOPMAKING EGGS.

BUT YOU'RESO SKINNY !

AHH, TELL THATTO MY OVARIES.

I'D LOVE TO.

HEY TAMMI, I SAW YOU IN YOURHURDLING TIGHTS THE OTHER DAY,

YOUR HIP BONES WERE STICKING OUTLIKE A COUPLE OF ELBOWS.

NICELY DONE.

YOU OUGHT TO THINK ABOUTCOMING OUT FOR THE DEBATE TEAM.

OH, I DON'T KNOW,I'M NOT SO GOODAT ARGUING.

YES, YOU ARE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M GOING OUTFOR DEBATE, TAM.

WHAT ARE YOUGONNA ARGUE, JERRI ?

WHAT YOU'REGONNA EAT NEXT ?

HMM, NO RETORT.

INTERESTING.

♪ EVEN THOUGHSHE'S SO VERY HUNGRY ♪

♪ SHE EATSJUST LIKE A BIRD ♪

♪ BY A BIRD, I MEANONE OF THE SMALL ONES ♪

♪ NOT LIKE A PELICANWHO EATS A LOT... ♪

( music continues distorted )I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'STHE NUMBER ONE SONG !

I KINDA LIKE IT.

YEAH, WELLYOU'RE A PUSSY.

MR. NOBLET...

CAN I TALK TO YOU...

UUH, CAN I HAVEA SHRIMP TEMPURA !?

NO, JERRI,WHAT IS IT ?

WELL I WANTED--

JERRI, MAKE THIS QUICK,I'M FRYING THINGS, OK ?

I'D WANTED TO SIGN UPFOR THE DEBATE TRYOUTS.

YOU THINK THAT'S SUCHA GOOD IDEA, JERRI ?

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT'S AGOOD WAY TO GET ATTENTION AND--

CAN I HAVE AJALAPENO POPPER ?

NO !

LOOK, YOU DON'T EXACTLYHAVE WHAT I'D CALLA "DEBATER'S BODY".

SLIM ARGUMENTSCOME FROM...

SLIM HIPS.

HOW 'BOUTA CRAB PATTY ?

JERRI, ARE YOU EVENLISTENING TO ME ?

LOOK, DEBATING IS MORETHEN JUST MENTAL AGILITY.

95% PERCENT OF DEBATINGIS PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY,BUT HOW YOU LOOK SAYING IT.

NOW YOU'RE WELCOMETO TRYOUT FOR THE TEAM,

BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU,AT THIS WEIGHT

YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE GONNACOME OFF A LITTLE... PUFFY.

I DON'T HAVE APROBLEM WITH MY WEIGHT.

NO, JERRI, I HAVEA PROBLEM WITHYOUR WEIGHT.

YOU UNDERSTAND ?

I UNDERSTAND.

HOW 'BOUT SOMECLAM STRIPS ?

PUT IT DOWN !

PUT DOWN THECLAM STRIPS, JERRI !

NOW !

AND BACK AWAYFROM THE "FRY PAPA".

WELL, YOU EAT A LOT !

JERRI, I HAVE THEMETABOLISM OFA HUMMINGBIRD.

FOR INSTANCE,LAST NIGHT I ATE

HALF OF A STRAWBERRYCHEESECAKE AT 3:00 A.M.

AND I'LL NEVERGAIN AN OUNCE.

UNDERSTAND ?

GREAT !

MY ONION RINGSARE BURNED !

SORRY.

SORRY IS NOT GOINGTO MAKE THATGOLDEN BROWN, OK.

I'LL NEVER GETTHIS ONE BACK.

YOU CAN'T UN-FRYTHINGS JERRI.

YOU CAN'T BESOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.

HMMM... THE SHRIMPARE STILL GOOD.

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