September 17, 2014 - Viggo Mortensen

  • 09/17/2014

Stephen dresses up as Prince Hawkcat at Comic-Con, California school districts receive armored military vehicles, and Viggo Mortensen chats about "The Two Faces of January."

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN!")

>> Stephen: THANK YOU LADIESAND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US,FOLKS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THANK YOU SO MUCH.

FOLKS, I'M SO GLAD YOU'REHERE.

I'M SO GLAD YOU HAVE GOTLOVE AND YOU'VE GOT ENERGY

TONIGHT. I COME OUT HERENIGHT AFTER NIGHT, I DON'T

DO THIS SHOW-- I DON'T DOTHIS SHOW FOR 9 PRAISE.

I DON'T DO THIS SHOW FOR THEMONEY.

I DO THIS SHOW TO MAKE YOURLIFE BETTER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: NOW FOLKS,THERE'S SO MUCH HORRIBLE

NEWS OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.

THE EBOLA EPIDEMIC ISSPREADING.

ISIS CONTINUES THEIR REIGNOF TERROR AND EVIDENTLY, AND

I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING,THE NFL EMPLOYS SOME VIOLENT

PEOPLE.

(LAUGHTER)I KNOW.

WHO COULD PREDICT THAT?

BUT NO MATTER HOW ROUGH THENEWS GETS, YOU KNOW WHAT

THEY SAY, WHEN THE GOINGGETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH ESCAPE

INTO A WORLD OF FANTASY.

AND I AM PERSONALLY A HUGEFAN OF THE GENRE FROM THE

LORD OF THE RINGS, TO THECHRONICLES OF NARNIA TO THE

NOTEBOOKS OF GALILEO.

I MEAN THE EARTH GOES AROUNDTHE SUN?

PLEASE, I GOT TWO EYES, ICAN SEE.

HOW DID JOSHUA STOP THE SUNAT JERICHO, COME ON.

MY LOVE OF THE FORUM GOESALL THE WAY BACK TO HIGH

SCHOOL.

I USED TO FEEL SO ALONE.

IT WAS JUST-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: LADIES, WHEREWERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?

BACK THEN IT WAS JUST ME ANMY 20 SIDED DIE.

IN FACT, THAT DIE WAS MYPROM DATE.

I DID NOT GET LUCKY THATNIGHT.

SHE MANAGED TO ROLL A SAVINGTHROWING AGAINST MY MAGIC

WAND.

(LAUGHTER)BUT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT

NOW.

THE FANTASY MARKET ISBLOWING UP.

IN FACT, THE TWILIGHT SERIESALONE HAS EARNED OVER $5.7

BILLION DOLLARS

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE,IF YOU LAID $5.7 BILLION

END-TO-END, IT WOULD STILLBE MORE INTERESTING THAN ANY

OF THE TWILIGHT MOVIES.

(APPLAUSE)BUT SUPERHEROES, FOLKS, BUT

SUPERHEROES ARE THE BIGGESTCAPED CASH COWS.

DC HAS MADE $8.9 BILLION ATTHE BOX OFFICE AND MARVEL'S

MOVIES HAVE DOUBLED THAT,PROVING ONCE AGAIN IT IS

MORE PROFITABLE TO BE ADEFENSE CONTRACTOR THAN A

JOURNALIST.

WELL, DADDY WANTS IN ON THESCI-FI FANTASY CASH-NADO

AND I RECENTLY HAD THE GOODFORTUNE TO ACQUIRE THE NEXT

BLOCKBUSTER FRANCHISE.

I'M TALKING, OF COURSE,ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF

PRINCE HAWKCAT.

OKAY.

THIS IS THE MOST POPULARHUMAN ANIMAL HYBRID FANTASY

FRANCHISE EVER PUBLISHED INESPERANTO.

I CAN TELL BY YOUR REACTIONTHAT YOU ARE HUGE FANS.

SO I FEEL GOOD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT

INVESTING MY LIFESAVINGS INTHIS THING.

OF COURSE PRINCE HAWKCAT ISA CHARACTER EVERYONE CAN

RELATE TO.

HALF HAWK, HALF CAT, ALLPRINCE.

OF COURSE HAWKS AND CATS ARENATURAL ENEMIES SO IF YOU

SHOW HIM A MIRROR, WILLATTACK HIMSELF.

NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SLAPTOGETHER A MOVIE BASED ON

THIS THING, AND GET THOSETICKETS IN TO SWEATY NERD PALMS

WORLDWIDE.

AND WHAT BETTER PLACE, COMEON, PEOPLE ARE EXCITED AND

WHAT BETTER PLACE TO DOMARKET RESEARCH THAN THE

MECCA OF SCI-FI BRANDING ANDDWEEB-ON-DWEEB DRY HUMPING --

>> COMICCON, THE HOLY GRAILOF THE COVETED 18 TO 34 NERD

DEMOGRAPHIC.

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WEARINGCOSTUMES OR COSPLAY AS THEIR

FAVORITE CHARACTERS.

SOME OF THEM SPOOKILYACCURATE.

IN ORDER TO REACH THESEPEOPLE, I WOULD HAVE TO

BECOME ONE OF THEM.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> I AM HAWKCAT.

I TOOK TO THE STREETSSURROUNDED BY HIDDEN CAMERAS,

READY TO FEND OFF HAWKCAT'SADORING FANS.

>> HERE I AM, PRINCE HAWKCAT.

CAN YOU GUESS WHO I AM?

>> YOU ARE OBVIOUSLYEAGLE --

>> VERY CLOSE, EAGLE ISCLOSE.

>> NOT STARHAWK.

>> TELL ME, PLEASE.

>> Stephen: WHAT ELSE DO ILOOK LIKE BESIDES A HAWK.

>> NOTHING, I DON'T KNOW,MAN.

I DON'T WANT TO-- .

>> Stephen: WHISKERS.

>> OKAY.

>> PUT THEM TOGETHER.

ARE YOU SO CLOSE.

>> HAWKCAT.

>> Stephen: HAWKCAT, PRINCEHAWKCAT.

>> OH, OKAY, NOW I SEE -->> SOUNDS GOOD.

>> Stephen: THANKS, LIKE ACAT CAN LICK HIMSELF BUT

UNFORTUNATELY HE HAS A BEAKWHICH IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

YEAH.

>> CAN YOU GUESS WHO I AM?

>> STARHAWK.

>> NO, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHOI AM?

>> NO.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHO STARHAWKIS?

>> YES!

>> Stephen: [BLEEP] YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THISSTARHAWK DOUCHEBAG, IS. NO

RECOGNITION ON THE STREETBUT I KNEW ALL THAT WOULD

CHANGE WHEN I GOT IN THECONVENTION CENTER, THE BELLY

OF THE GEEKBEAST.

THESE PEOPLE WERE THEHARD-CORE HAWKCAT FANS.

HAWKCAT.

I FIT RIGHT IN.

>> CAN YOU TELL ME WHO I AMPLAYING?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

>> I DON'T, NO.

>> WHAT CHARACTER AM IPLAYING.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> HAWKCAT DIDN'T EXPECT TOPAY 29.99 FOR DOUGHNUTS.

MALE HAWKCAT CAN'T REMEMBERHAWKCAT'S PASSWORD.

[SINGING AND CHANTING]

>> IT WAS MAGICAL TO WALKTHE VERY SAME CARPET THAT

PREVIOUSLY HOSTED THEAMERICAN NEUROLOGICAL

ASSOCIATION ANNUAL EXPO.

PRINCE HAWKCAT RESTORED HISDWINDLING MAGICAL POWERS BY

CANNIBALIZING A DISTANTCOUSIN IN THE FORM OF A

FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH.

>> HAWKCAT NOT BIRDMAN.

>> A CAT BUT ALSO A HAWK.

>> YES.

>> HOW HARD COULD THIS BE?

I'VE GOT EARS AND A GOD DAMNBEAK.

>> FOUR LETTERS, IT'S EITHERHAWK OR CAT.

>> HAWKCAT.

>> Stephen: YES!

HAWKCAT.

>> NOW THAT THE CROWD KNEWTHAT HAWKCAT WAS IN THE

HOUSE, EVERYONE WANTED APIECE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS?

>> MELEFICENT.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

WHO ARE YOU MORE EXCITED TOHAVE YOUR PICTURE WITH, ME

OR HER.

>> YOU.

>> YOU PROBABLY SHOULD GO.

I HAVE THIS CORNER RIGHT NOW.

I MUST SAY HAWKCAT LIKES THEHAWKKITTY.

MEOW.

WHO ARE YOU?

OH, XENA, YEAH, I SEE,EXCELLENT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU?

>> I GUESS I'M A CHIPOTLEWORKER.

>> GREAT.

REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

GREEN MILE?

>> YOU COULD BE THE NEWGREEN MILE THAT IS AWESOME.

>> PRINCE HAWKCAT HAD TAKENCOMICCON BY STORM.

NOW IT WAS TIME TO MAN MYBOOTH AND SELL MY MOVIE.

FIRST UP, A PRINCE.

A BATTLE FOR ALL.

PBD.

SCIENCE, MAGIC, BASED ON THEHAWKCAT SERIES.

>> CAW, MEOW.

>> COME TO ME, SUBJECT.

HAWKCAT, GET YOUR HAWKCAT.

>> SOON I HAD A CROWD.

>> WHAT IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT?

>> THIS IS ABOUT A BOY, ITIS IN THE DISTANT FUTURE N

2019, BASED ON PRINCEHAWK.

PRINCE HAWKCAT SERIES OFNOVELS.

>> ARE ANY OF YOUGENTLEMEN CHINESE?

>> NOT CHINESE?

I KNOW THE CHINESE PEOPLE GOSEE MOVIES AND TRY TO FIGURE

OUT WHICH ONES THE CHINESEPEOPLE SAW.

>> CAN I ASK YOU WHICHTITLES YOU LIKE BETTER,

TALES BEYOND DIMENSION.

TERROR BOAT: DEUTERONOMY

TED'S BIG DAY, OR THE BIONICDENTIST.

>> ARE YOU CHINESE?

>> HE'S JAPANESE.

>> ALL RIGHT, LOOKING FORCHINESE PEOPLE.

THANK YOU.

>> NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OFIT.

>> NOT HEARD OF PRINCEHAWKCAT, NO.

>> RESPONSE WAS MUTED TOTBD -- -- BUT LUCKILY I HAD

ALSO INVESTED IN AN ANIMATEDCHRISTMAS MOVIE CALLED

MANANA-MANANA.

AND I KNEW JUST HOW TO SELL ITTO A ROOM FULL OF

WIZARDS AND ROBOTS

>> HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUSCHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND

SAVIOUR.

>> HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUTACCEPTING JESUS CHRIST AS

YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR.

>> HAVE YOU ACCEPTEDJESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD

AND SAVIOUR.

>> NO.

>> WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED.

>> NOT TODAY.

>> HAVE YOU SEEN THE VEGGIETALES THIS IS LIKE VEG YEAUX

TALES.

BUT WITH FRUIT INSTEAD OFVEGETABLES AND BANANA TIME

TRAVEL AND IT'S A MAN.

IT HAS A CHRISTIAN MESSAGE.

YEAH, ARE YOU GUYS INTOTHAT?

>> PAY DIRT.

>> STORY OF JESUS CHRIST,TOLD FROM THE POINT OF VIEW

OF A BANANA.

>> NO, THE BANANA IS FRIENDSWITH JESUS, STARTS OFF AS A

STORY ABOUT JESUS AS ALITTLE BOY.

HE'S REALLY LONELY, BECAUSEHE'S GOD AND PEOPLE DON'T

UNDERSTAND HIM SO HE PRAYEDTO GOD FOR A BEST FRIEND AND

GOD TURNS A BANANA INTO AMAN AND HE IS A MANANA AND

THEY HAVE FUN TOGETHER.

AND THEN LATER, CUT TO INTHE PRESENT DAY THERE IS AN

ATHEIST, OKAY.

AND HE'S A LAWYER, CLARENCEDARROW, EVOLUTION LAWYER.

AND HE WANTS JESUS NOT TOHAVE SAVED MANKIND SO HE

GETS IN A TIME MACHINE ANDHE GOES BACK TO TRY TO

DEFEND JESUS AGAINST PONTIUSPILOT SO JESUS

WON'T BE CRUCIFIED TO SAVEMANKIND AND HE IS LIKE IT IS

SO SUPERIMPORTANT YOU DON'TWIN THIS CASE.

AND HE IS LIKE I'M TO THEGOING TO BE A COUNTRY LAWYER,

BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW IT'S MYJOB.

I TOOK AN OATH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> SO-- THEY GET HIM OFF,THEN THEY KEEP HIM IN THE

TIME MACHINE AND BRING JESUSTO US THE PRESENT-DAY.

THE ATHEIST LAWYER THINKSHE'S WON BUT WHAT HAPPENED

IS, IS THAT BACK IN JESUS'STIME THEY END UP CRUCIFYING

THE BANANA, OKAY.

AND ALL OF MANKIND IS SAVEDBY THE BANANA BECAUSE HE

KNEW ALL OF JESUS'STEACHINGS AND SAVED

EVERYBODY ANYWAY.

ROLL OPENING CREDITS.

THAT'S THE BEGINNING OF THEFILM.

>> WE STILL ARE CHRISTIANBUT WE WORSHIP THE BANANA

THE BANANA IS SAVED.

IN THE SEQUEL HE FIGHTSCRIME AND IT'S A MUSICAL.

THE WHOLE THING IS AMUSICAL.

>> AFTER A LONG DAY OFPITCHING MY MOVIE, I NOW HAD

THE INPUT I NEEDED FROM THEEXPERTS.

>> CAN I SEE YOUR PERMIT.

UNFORTUNATELY I DID NOT HAVEA PERMIT FOR MY BOOTH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, SINCE MY LIFESAVINGS

ARE TIED UP IN BOTH OF THESEMOVIES, I'VE DECIDED TO

BLEND THEM IN ONE NEW FILM,PRINCE MANANA HAWK-NANA.

THE FIRST PART IS WHAT WEHAVE ALREADY FILMED OF MANANA,

THE SECOND IS THE STORYBOARDS FOR HAWKCAT AND THE

LAST TWO HOURS IS PRINCEHAWKCAT WATCHING GUARDIANS

OF THE GALAXY IN A MOVIETHEATRE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WELCOME BACK. FOLKS, I'M A BIGFAN, THANK YOU.

I'M A HUGE FAN OF THEPENTAGON'S PROGRAM OF GIVING

SURPLUS MILITARY GEAR TOLOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KEEPTHE PEACE IN THE UNSTABLE

TRIBAL REGION OF SUBURBANST. LOUIS.

BUT SOME FOLKS SAY POLICEDEPARTMENTS SHOULDN'T HAVE

ALL THESE EQUIPMENT AND IAGREE BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE

GOING TO OUR SCHOOLS.

>> NEW CONTROVERSY TONIGHTOVER THIS MILITARY GRADE

ARMORED VEHICLE NOW IN THEHANDS OF SAN DIEGO UNIFIED

SCHOOL DISTRICT SCHOOLDISTRICT.

>> HEY, THE SAN DIEGO SCHOOLDISTRICT NEEDS THAT MRAP TO

DEFEND ITSELF IN CASE LOSANGELES SCHOOL DISTRICTS GET

GRENADE LAUNCHERS.

WHICH THEY DID.

BESIDES, AS THE SAN DIEGOSCHOOL DISTRICT POLICE CHIEF

EXPLAINED, IT'S NOT AS SCARYAS IT LOOKS.

>> THERE WILL BE MEDICALSUPPLIES IN THE VEHICLE.

THERE WILL BE TEDDY BEARS INTHE VEHICLE.

>> Stephen: WHAT A VALUABLELIFE LESSON, KIDS, WHEN YOU

SEE AN URBAN MILITARY STRIKEVEHICLE, RUN TOWARDS IT FOR

THE FREE TEDDY BEARS.

AND THE DISTRICT, THEDISTRICT HAS TAKEN GREAT

PAINS TO MAKE SURE THE MRAPDOES NOT SCARE THE KIDS.

SAN DIEGO UNIFIED SCHOOLDISTRICT IS GOING TO ENLIST

ITS SHOP CLASS TO GIVE IT APAINT JOB, SEE?

NOW IT JUST LOOKS LIKE AMINE RESISTANT AMBUSH

PROTECTED AMBULANCE.

ONLY THIS ONE DOESN'T NEED ASIREN BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST

DRIVE RIGHT OVER THE TRAFFIC.

FOLKS, I SAY THIS IS HOW WECAN REASSURE EVERYONE ABOUT

HAVING MILITARY VEHICLESROLLING DOWN MAIN STREET

AMERICA.

BECAUSE AS HARMLESS AS THISMRAP LOOKS HERE IT COULD

LOOK EVEN MORE HARMLESSER.

I SAY WE MOUNT A GIANT HOTDOG ON THE ROOF.

NOW IT'S NO LONGER AN 18 TONARMOURED MILITARY TRANSPORT,

IT IS JUST THE OSCAR MEYERASSAULT WEINER.

OR EVEN BETTER, PEOPLE LOVEIT.

PEOPLE LOVE IT.

OR EVEN BETTER, WE ATTACH ASPEAKER TO THE TOP AND PLAY

MUSIC TO TURN IT INTO AN ICECREAM TRUCK.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ICECREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL

SCREAM WHEN THIS THING COMESDOWN THE STREET.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> WELCOME BACK, MY GUEST

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> WELCOME BACK, MY GUEST

TONIGHT IS BEST KNOWN FROM THELORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES, OUR

INTERVIEW WILL BE ADAPTED BYPETER JACKSON INTO THREE

FOUR HOUR FILMS.

PLEASE WELL VIGGOMORTENSEN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WHOOO!

HEY, VIGGO, GOOD TO SEE YOUAGAIN, SO NICE TO HAVE YOU

BACK.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOWBEFORE BUT I HAVE NEVER HAD

YOU AS A GUEST.

IT IS A LONG TIME GOAL OFMINE.

>> YOUR FINAL SEASON.

GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEXTPLACE YOU'RE GOING TO.

>> Stephen: TO HELL IN THEEND, MY FRIEND.

>> I'M SURE WILL YOU DOFINE.

>> Stephen: WHEREVER I GO, IDON'T KNOW, I DON'T HAVE ANY

PLANS RIGHT NOW.

VIGGO, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE AMOVIE STAR SO IT MEANS I

DON'T TRUST YOU AND I BLAMEYOU FOR SOCIETY'S ILLS.

>> FAIR ENOUGH.

>> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE NOTJUST A MOVIE STAR, YOU'RE

ALSO A MUSICIAN, APHOTOGRAPHER, A PAINTER, A

POET.

YOU HAVE APPEARED IN OVER 40FILMS INCLUDING HISTORY OF

VIOLENCE, LORD OF THE RINGSTRILOGY.

YOUR NEW MOVIE, YOUR NEWMOVIE IS CALLED "THE TWO

FACES OF JANUARY" INTHEATRES SEPTEMBER 26th.

JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE IDEAHERE.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT THISINTERVIEW ENDS IN A NAKED

KNIFE FIGHT?

BECAUSE I GOT THE KNIVES IFYOU'VE GOT THE NAKED.

I'M READY TO GO.

>> WELL, THIS MOVIE DOESHARKEN BACK TO A BYGONE ERA

WHEN MEN HAD TO DRINK A LOTOF ALCOHOL BEFORE THEY WOULD

GET NAKED IN FRONT OF ONEANOTHER.

SO I THINK AFTER A FEWDRINKS WE COULD SHOW EACH

OTHER OUR KNIVES, I THINK.

ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU PLAY ACONMAN.

>> I DO.

>> Stephen: IS HE THE HEROOR THE VILLIAN BECAUSE

CONMAN DOESN'T SOUND GOOD?

>> HE'S A KIND OF BAD GUYTHAT YOU WANT TO GET AWAY

WITH EVERYTHING.

SOMEHOW.

AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I SAWIT.

>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP.

LET'S SHOW THE GOOD GUY BADGUY.

>> I'D LIKE TO DANCE

>> MAY I FINISH MY SCOTCHFIRST.

>> YEAH?

>> ♪KNOCK YOURSELF OUT

>> ♪KNOCK YOURSELF OUT

>> ♪KNOCK YOURSELF OUT

>> ♪KNOCK YOURSELF OUT

>> Stephen: I'M GOING TOGUESS THAT DOESN'T END WELL.

>> NO RIGHT THERE YOU COULDSEE I WAS THINKING ABOUT

GETTING NAKED.

I'M GETTING THERE, I'MGETTING THERE.

OR AT LEAST IMAGINING A KNIFEFIGHT.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: AFTER ACTING FORSO MANY YEARS, DO YOU KNOW

WHO YOU ARE ANY MORE?

BECAUSE ACTORS ARE LIARS,BASICALLY.

YOU LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TOAN AUDIENCE.

IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT OFVIGGO?

>> NOT MUCH, NO.

>> Stephen: YOU DO, YOU HAVETO REINVENT YOURSELF ALL THE

TIME.

>> YEAH, I ACCEPT IT.

I LIKE IT, I REVEL IN IT.

>> Stephen: OF SUBSUMING WHOARE YOU TO A CHARACTER.

>> LYING, CHEATING, YEAH,ALL THAT.

SO PLAYING A CONMAN WAS KINDOF LIKE TYPE CASTING, REALLY.

>> Stephen: THE OTHER THINGSTHAT YOU DO THE POETRY, THE

MUSIC, THE ART, THEPHOTOGRAPHY, WHY DO THAT?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE MUCH MOREWORK THAN ACTING IS BECAUSE

THAT INVOLVES ACTUALLYHAVING TO PRODUCE A PHYSICAL

THING THAT YOU GIVE TOSOMEONE WHEREAS ACTING YOU

CAN GO IN THERE, YOU REFLECTLIGHT AND YOU'RE HALFWAY

THERE.

WHY WOULD YOU-- WHAT IS IT,WHAT IS IT ABOUT THOSE OTHER

THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU WHENYOU HAVE ALREADY GOT THE

STARDOM?

>> I'M INSECURE.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU REALLY?

>> A LOT OF ACTORS ARE.

>> NO, I'M RESTLESS.

I LIKE TO BE BUSY.

I ALWAYS FEEL THAT LIFE ISSHORT AND I JUST WANT TO

LEARN AS MUCH AS I CAN.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

WOW.

>> AND I LIKE BOOKS, I LIKETO READ BOOKS, I LIKE

TO-- DO YOU, CAN YOU?

I CAN, I COULD, I COULD, IJUST DON'T LIKE TO SHOW OFF

BY READING.

NO,-- I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUVERY GOOD WITH ACCENTS.

YOU CAN DO A LOT OFDIFFERENT ACCENTS.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

WITH SOME STUDY, SURE.

>> Stephen: WELL, I'VE GOTTWO HATS HERE.

IF YOU WOULD INDULGE ME FORA MOMENT.

ONE OF THEM IS A LIST OFACCENTS, ANOTHER IS

SOMETHING I WOULD WANT TOYOU SAY IN THAT ACCENT.

>> WILL WE TAKE TURNS.

>> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKETO TAKE TURNS?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: OKAY, GREAT.

YOU FIRST, PICK YOUR ACCENT,WHAT ACCENT YOU HAVE TO SAY

IT IN.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

>> ARE THEY ALL THE SAMECARD?

>> NO, NO IN IS WHAT I WANTTO YOU SAY, THIS IS

SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SAYANY ONE OF THEM, OKAY.

>> I SWEAR IT WAS THE DOG.

>> WAS THAT ARWEN.

>> THAT WAS ARWEN YOUCOULD-- ARWAN COUSIN.

>> I WILL GO NEXT.

HERE WE GO.

OKAY.

SPANISH.

THESE TWO DON'T GO WELLTOGETHER FOR ME.

>> I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TOTHE FLAG OF THE UNITED

STATES OF AMERICA.

VIGGO MORTENSEN, THE TWOFACES OF JANUARY, OPENS NEXT

FRIDAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FORTHE REPORT, EVERYBODY.

GOOD NIGHT.