Squabbits

  • 10/16/2012

Steve creates the hybrid animal Squabbit in an attempt to reshape Brickleberry's struggling image.

- I'LL SHOW WOODY.

HOW HARD COULD IT BETO FIND A CUTE ANIMAL?

LET'S SEE.

UGLY, FAT, TOO ETHNIC.

BINGO.

EXCUSE ME, FOLKS.

[clatter]OFFICIAL PARK BUSINESS.

COME HERE, YOU RASCAL.- OH!

- EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.SORRY, SORRY.

SORRY, SORRY.- OH! GET AWAY FROM ME!

- SORRY. ALMOST GOT IT.- [grunts]

- GOT IT. LUCKILY, IT GOTCAUGHT IN YOUR PANTIES.

YOU FOLKS HAVE A NICE DAY.

WOODY IS GOING TO LOVE YOU.

- THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLEANIMAL EVER.

AW, LOOK AT YOU.

AAH!

- OH, MY GOD,YOU ARE CUTE!

WHICH IS CUTER?I DON'T KNOW.

THE TOURISTSLOVED THE SQUIRREL.

THE HIKER, GOD REST HER SOUL,LOVED THE RABBIT.

IF ONLY I COULD HAVE BOTH.BUT HOW?

[inspirational music]

THAT'S IT!

YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO[bleep] EACH OTHER.

[playing classical music]

OKAY, ENOUGH FOREPLAY.

[liquid sloshing]

YES! WORK IT!GET IN BALLS DEEP!

POUND IT!PUMP IT!

[breezy music]

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,LISTEN UP.

I HAVE AN IMPORTANTANNOUNCEMENT.

THIS BOX I HOLD BEFORE YOU

CONTAINS THE CUTEST ANIMALON THE PLANET.

IT'S HALF SQUIRREL,HALF RABBIT.

I CALL IT THE SQUABBIT.

- OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD,OH, MY GOD!

SO CUTE, I CAN'T TAKEMY EYES OFF HIM.

HAVE YOU EVER SEENA CUTER ANIMAL?

LOOK AT THAT.

OH, I JUST WANT TOCUDDLE HIM.

- IT'S NOT THAT CUTE.

IT'S GOT THOSETAYLOR SWIFT TEETH.

- YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINSTTHE ANIMAL KINGDOM,

AN ACT PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

- WE'RE PARK RANGERS.

EVERYTHING WE DO AT THIS PARKIS TO KEEP ANIMALS SAFE.

- YEAH! GET HIM!BITE THAT MOTHER[bleep]!

[crunch]WHOO! I WON!

GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MONEY.

[sentimental piano music]

[munching]

- THIS ISN'T THAT BAD.WHAT IS THIS?

- A BEAVER'S ASSHOLE.

- [vomits]

[water splashes]

THIS IS A LOW POINT.

[moose bellows]

[bear roars]

[moose whimpers]

WOW, THANK YOU.YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW I COULD REPA--[iPhone chimes]

HOLD ON.

- O-M-F-G. I MISS U.EMOTICON SAD FACE.

I NEVER R-O-T-F-L-M-F-A-OANYMORE.

I LESS-THAN SIGN THREE YOU.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT,I'M GAY IF YOU ARE.

[iPhone chimes]

NO! I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TOMAKE UP, I'M GAME IF YOU ARE.

GODDAMN AUTOCORRECT!

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