In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership. Hasn't anybody told these guys about golf? And scholars find the Gospel According to Judas. Apparently, you can get a pretty good publicist for 30 pieces of silver. Then, ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero is here. I'll defend to the death my right to nail him. Do you really exist, or are you merely a figure in one of my dreams? Either way, this is The Colbert Report.