April 8, 2015 - Walter Scott Shooting & Rand Paul 2016

  • 04/08/2015

Senator Bernie Sanders, Baratunde Thurston and Kat Timpf join Larry for a discussion about Kentucky Senator Rand Paul's 2016 presidential campaign.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY A WHITE COPHAS BEEN CHARGED IN THE KILLING

OF AN UNARMED BLACK MAN.

IN THE COP'S DEFENSE HE HAD NOIDEA IT WAS ON VIDEO.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: RAND PAUL LAUNCHES HIS

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN FOR 2016.WAIT A MINUTE HE'S AN

EYE DOCTOR. SHOULDN'T HE HAVEWAITED UNTIL 2020?

>> Larry: WILL HE LOSE? OR WILL HE NOT WIN?

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: IT'S HUMP DAY.

AND I'M FEELING RANDY.

THIS IS THE "NIGHTLY SHOW" LET'SDO THIS.

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>> Larry: WOOOO WOOOO!

THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.

>> Audience: LARRY!

Larry: THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.WELCOME TO THE "NIGHTLY SHOW"

AS YOU CAN HEAR, I'M LARRYWILMORE.

NOW ANOTHER PRESIDENTIALCANDIDATE HAS ANNOUNCED FOR

2016.

WE JUMP INTO THE ON GOINGELECTION COVERAGE.

ROLL THAT INTRO.

♪>> Larry: YA.

WOOO!

I CAN NOT WAIT, MAN.

SO, WHO IS PROMISING TODENEGROFY 1600 PENNSYLVANIA

AVENUE NOW?

>> TODAY I ANNOUNCE WITH GOD'SHELP, WITH HELP OF LIBERTY

LOVERS EVERYWHERE THAT I AMPUTTING MYSELF FORWARD AS A

CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THEUNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: I'M PUTTING MYSELF

FORWARD?

NO ONE ELSE PUT ME FORWARD.

NO IT WAS ME.

I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BADIDEA.

EVEN THE LIBERTY LOVERS TOLD MENOT TO RUN.

THEY REFUSE TO PUT ME FORWARD.

THEY TRIED TO PUT ME BACK.

NOT REALLY SURE WHY I GAVE THEMA SHOUT OUT.

SO, HOW IS HE SELLING THEPUTTING FORWARD OF HIMSELF?

>> PAUL HAS RELEASED HISCAMPAIGN LOGO AND SLOGAN.

DEFEAT THE WASHINGTON MACHINE.

UNLEASH THE AMERICAN DREAM.

>> Larry: WHOA, UNLEASH?

IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM NOT THEKRAKEN.

UNLEASH. AND BY THE WAY,

IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH A BAD ASSKRAKEN VIBE.

HOW ABOUT DEFEAT WASHINGTONBLOAT, SLASH WASHINGTON'S VOTE.

OR 2016 WON'T BE DULL WHEN WECAVE IN BIG GOVERNMENT'S SKULL

HERE YOU GO.

OR VOTE FOR RAND PAUL OR I'LLGOUGE YOUR EYES OUT.

COME ON.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THAT'S DIRECT.

THESE ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS.

I'M JUST PUTTING MY CAMPAIGNSLOGAN SKILLS FORWARD.

OK WHAT ELSE DID HE HAVE TO SAY.

>> I ENVISION A NATIONAL DEFENSETHAT PROMOTES

AS REAGAN PUT IT "PEACE THROUGHSTRENGTH."

>> Larry: OKAY. WELL HE'SCLEARLY GOING AFTER HIS BASE

WHICH SOUNDSTRADITIONAL REPUBLICAN.

GOT IT WHAT ELSE?

>> WARRANTLESS SEARCHES OFAMERICAN PHONES AND COMPUTER

RECORDS ARE UNAMERICAN.

>> Larry: OH, WAIT MY BAD.

I GUESS HIS BASE IS LIBERTARIAN.

>> LET'S QUIT BUILDING BUILDINGSIN FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND BUILD

SOME BRIDGES HERE AT HOME.

>> Larry: WAIT, IS HIS BASEDEMOCRATIC.

>> I SEE AN AMERICA WHERECRIMINAL JUSTICE IS APPLIED

EQUALLY AND ANY LAW THATINCARCERATES PEOPLE OF COLOR IS

REPEALED.

>> Larry: WAIT PEOPLE OF COLOR.

SO HE'S JUST ALL ABOUT THATBASS.

I GET IT.

IT MAKES SENSE.

I GET IT.

WOW.

SO, HE SEEMS TO BE PANDERING TOALL OF THESE DISTINCTLY

DIFFERENT GROUPS.

OKAY.

MY QUESTION TO YOU, RAND PAUL,WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S CHECK THEWEBSITE.

LOOK HE HAS EVERYONE.

DEMOCRAT, FISHERMEN.

MY FAVORITE IS JEWISH FOR RAND.

THAT'S AWESOME.

IT FIRST READ JEW FOR RAND.

THEY SWITCHED IT TO JEWISHBECAUSE PEOPLE GOT UPSET.

WORD OF ADVICE, PAUL CAMPAIGN:IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT MAKING

STICKERS LABELING JEWS AS JEWS.

PROBABLY NOT GONNA GET A LOT OFTAKERS.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

SO, TRUTHFULLY I HAVE NO IDEAWHO THIS GUY IS TALKING TO.

HERE TO HELP ME SORT THIS OUT ISOUR CONTRIBUTOR MIKE YARD.

MIKE, THANK YOU FOR COMING TOTHE SHOW.

APPRECIATE IT.

MIKE, I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING TOFIGURE THIS OUT WHO DO YOU THINK

RAND PAUL IS TALKING TO?

>> TO ME, A BLACK MAN.

AND I'M KINDA FEELING WHAT HE'SSERVING UP, LARRY.

>> Larry: WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT?

>> RAND PAUL IS THE NEW OBAMA.

Larry: WAIT, WHAT.

>> YES, MY BEIGE BROTHER.

I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE BUTTHINK ABOUT IT

HE'S A FIRST TERM U.S. CENTER.

>> Larry: LIKE OBAMA IN O7.

>> HE'S REACHING OUT TO YOUNGVOTERS AND THE DISILLUSIONED

>> Larry: OKAY, ANTI OLD SCHOOLWASHINGTON RUNNING AGAINST

SPECIAL INTERESTS

>> AND HE HAS CURLY HAIR AND AWHITE MOM.

>> Larry: OKAY.

I NEVER PUT THAT TOGETHER.

BUT, MIKE -- NO, RAND PAUL ISNOT BLACK.

>> OKAY, LIGHT-SKINNED HOST

WHO KNOWS WHAT WENT ON A FEWGENERATIONS BACK IN KENTUCKY.

WE DON'T KNOW.

>> Larry: OKAY.

I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, IT'SPOSSIBLE.

>> I AM SAYING HE SEEMS TO GIVEA DAMN ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

DID YOU KNOW IN 2013 HE WENT TOHOWARD UNIVERSITY AND SAID THE

THE GOP LOST THE TRUST OF AENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE

>> Larry: WOW, I DIDN'T KNOWTHAT. THAT TOOK BALLS.

>> BIG, MAYBE BLACK BALLS.

Larry: OKAY.

>> HE'S PRO WEED.

PRO GOLD.

AND HE ALSO SAID THIS IN HISSPEECH.

>> I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKESTO DEFEND AMERICA FROM THESE

HATERS.

NOT ONE PENNY MORE TO THESEHATERS.

>> HATERS, LARRY. HE SAID HATERSTWICE.

BY INAUGURATION DAY, HE'S GONNABE SAYING ON FLEEK

>> Larry: I KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MIKE.

IT'S -- IT SEEMS LIKE A STRETCH.

I'M NOT SURE IT'S ENOUGH FOR HIMTO GET THE BLACK VOTE.

>> LARRY, I AGREE WITH YOU.THAT'S WHY

MY IDEA IS HE NEEDS BACK UPSINGERS.

>> Larry: BACK UP SINGERS?

>> LET ME STATE A FACT RIGHT NOW

BLACK PEOPLE BELIEVE ANYTHINGBACK UP SINGERS REPEAT.

THAT'S JUST SCIENCE, LARRY.

RAND PAUL I WILL ADMIT SAYS ALOT OF WHACK STUFF.

BUT IF HE HAS FINE ASS BLACKBACK UP SINGERS SINGING IT WE'RE

ONBOARD.

>> Larry: HOW DID YOU FIGURETHIS OUT?

>> LARRY, YOU KNOW HOW MANYPEOPLE MISSED THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN

TO GEORGIA UNTIL THE PIPSREPEATED IT?

BLACK TRAINS AIN'T GOT NOSCHEDULE.

>> Larry: I NEVER KNEW THAT.

>> IT'S THE SAME WITH THE LOVETRAIN AND THE SOUL TRAIN.

SAME THING.

>> Larry: OKAY.

I WILL BITE.

>> IF YOU'LL INDULGE ME I CANSHOW YOU BETTER THAN I CAN TELL

YOU. LET'S BRING OUT THE NIGHTLIGHTS.

5-6-7-8

♪ UNLEASH THE AMERICAN DREAM.

>> SEE.Larry: NICE.

>> THEY MAKE EVEN THE LAMESTSLOGANS POP.

HE NEEDS TO UNLEASH THESE LADIESON HIS CAMPAIGN, MAN

HERE I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.HERE'S A QUOTE FROM

RAND PAUL'S SPEECH. IN MY VISIONFOR AMERICA ANY LAW THAT

DISPROPORTIONATELY INCARCERATESPEOPLING OF COLOR IS REPEALED.

>> RAY RAY IS COMING HOME, RAYRAY IS COMING HOME.

>> WE NEED TO STOP LIMITING KIDSIN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS

TO FAILING PUBLIC SCHOOLS

♪ PUT THOSE KIDS IN CHARTERSCHOO-WHOA-WHOA-OOLS ♪

>> Larry: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOTHINK, MIKE.

>> MARTIN LUTHER KING SPOKE TWOAMERICAS.

HE DESCRIBED THEM.

♪ DESCRIBED THEM.

>> AS TWO STARKLY DIFFERENTAMERICAS EXISTING SIDE BY SIDE.

>> DR. PAUL LOVES DR. KING.

Larry: WOW I THINK I'M STARTINGTO LIKE HIM, I SEE YOUR POINT.

>> I'M TELLING YOU IT WORKS FORANYTHING, WATCH.

YOU WANT TO GO TO THE KNICKSGAME?

>> Larry: NO, NOT REALLY, I'M ALAKERS FAN

♪ COME ON AND GET YOUR KNICKSFIX, COME ON.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINKI WANT TO GO NOW

THIS IS AMAZING.

MIKE YARD AND THE NIGHT LIGHTS,EVERYBODY.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> AMAZING.

IT WORKS.

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>> Larry: OKAY.

WELCOME BACK.

NOW OBVIOUSLY TONIGHT I NEED TOTALK ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN

SOUTH CAROLINA.

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING FOR THERECORD.

NOW LAST SATURDAY A WHITE COP INSOUTH CAROLINA KILLED A BLACK

MAN NAMED WALTER SCOTT. OFFICERMICHAEL SLAGER

STOPPED SCOTT FOR A BUSTED TAILLIGHT -- NOT A VIOLENT CRIME

AND SOMEHOW SCOTT WOUND UP DEAD.THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY WENT ON

THE RECORD SAYING THAT SCOTT HADGAINED CONTROL OF THE OFFICER'S

TASER AND THAT'S WHY THE OFFICERSHOT HIM. LATER SLAGER SAID

THROUGH HIS ATTORNEY THAT HEFELT THREATENED AND FIRED

HIS WEAPON. AND SO,

FOR THE RECORD THIS CRAZY BLACKTHUG WAS ATTACKING HIM.

HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO. BUTALSO FOR THE RECORD,

THIS TIME WE ACTUALLY HAVE THERECORD.

THERE IS A CELLPHONE VIDEO OFTHE SHOOTING OF SCOTT TRYING TO

RUN AWAY. THE COP SHOOTS HIM INTHE BACK FIVE TIMES KILLING HIM.

NOW FOR THE ACTUAL RECORD, ITAPPEARS OFFICER SLAGER

IMMEDIATELY BEGAN THE COVER UPOF WALTER SCOTT'S DEATH

HE HANDCUFFED SCOTT AS HELAID BLEEDING ON THE GROUND

AND PICKED UP THE WHAT LOOKS ANAWFUL LOT LIKE THAT TASER

AND LAID IT NEXT TO SCOTT'SBODY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SCOTT

WAS ARMED DURING THEALTERCATION. END OF STORY,

RIGHT? ANOTHER BLACK MAN SHOTIN THE BACK BY A COP.

IT'S AS AN AMERICAN AS AN APPLEPIE FILLED WITH BASEBALLS

COOKED BY A BALD EAGLE WITH THEHEAD OF GUY FIERI

YESTERDAY AFTER THE VIDEOEMERGED, OFFICER SLAGER WAS

CHARGED WITH MURDER. THAT'S THEGREAT NEWS.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: THANK YOU.

BY THE WAY, THAT'S HOW LOW THEBAR IS RIGHT NOW ON GREAT NEWS.

RIGHT?

THE FACT THAT A COP WHO COLDLYMURDERED SOMEONE ON CAMERA EVEN

FACES THE REMOTE POSSIBILITY OFJUSTICE IS GIVING ME THE WARM

FUZZIES.

FOR THE RECORD ALL THIS GOODNEWS DOES IS MAKE ME THINK HOW

MANY MURDERS ARE NOT CAUGHT ONCAMERA?

LET ME SHOW YOU A VIDEO OFANOTHER VIOLENT ALTERCATION

BETWEEN CITIZENS ANDPOLICE..THIS COP IS GREAT.

RIGHT, HE HAS ONE GUY PINNED.

THEN ANOTHER GUY COMES UP.

YOU HAVE THESE DRUNK GUYS --HE'S WRESTLING THEM.

WHEN DOES THE GUN COME OUT?

NOW HE'S DETAINING TWO CRAZYBROS WHO ARE WILDING OUT.

THIS IS GOING TO TURN TRAGIC ANYSECOND.

WAIT, THAT'S IT?

THESE TWO WHITE GUYS JUMPED APOLICE OFFICER AND THEY'RE IN A

THREE-WAY SAND TICKLE FIGHT.

THE BROTHER IN SOUTH CAROLINAWAS RUNNING FROM THE COP AND

HE'S NOT ALIVE TODAY.

I SAID IT ONCE BEFORE.

I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS[BEEP] WHEN IT STOPS HAPPENING,

FOR THE RECORD.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: OKAY.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

JOINING US TONIGHT HE'S THECO-HOST OF "ABOUT RACE" AND CEO

OF CULTIVATEDWIT.COM,BARATUNDE THURSTON,

COMEDIAN AND REPORTER FOR THENATIONAL REVIEW, KAT TIMPF

AND AN INDEPENDENT FROMVERMONT, SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RAND PAUL'SCANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENCY.

NOBODY KNOWS QUITE WHAT TO DOWITH THIS GUY.

THE BASE DOESN'T REALLY EMBRACEHIM. THERE'S STILL SOME OF THAT

RON PAUL FRINGE STUFF THATPEOPLE AREN'T SURE HOW TO TRUST

BERNIE, YOU HAVE WORKED WITHRAND, IS HE A LEGITIMATE

CANDIDATE OR CRAY? AND CRAY ISSHORT FOR CRAY CRAY

>> OH IN THAT CASE, HE'SLEGITIMATE CANDIDATE.

Larry: REALLY?

>> BASICALLY AFTER YOU GETTHROUGH THE NUANCES OF A RAND

PAUL OVER TED CRUZ OR JEB BUSHTHEIR VIEWS ARE PRETTY MUCH THE

SAME. THAT IS TAX BREAKS FORBILLIONAIRES, MORE SPENDING

FOR THE MILITARY, CUTS FORSOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE,

AND MEDICAID. AND TAKING AS MUCHMONEY AS YOU CAN

FROM BILLIONAIRES.>> Larry: SO HE'S LEGITIMATE BY

BEING DIFFERENT FROM THAT?>> NO, THAT'S THE REPUBLICAN

DNA. TO MAKE THE RICH RICHERWHILE EVERYONE ELSE

BECOMES POORER>> Larry: OKAY.

RAND -- I DON'T KNOW IF HE FITSNICELY --

>> HIS NUANCES ON CIVILLIBERTIES WHERE HE

HAS TAKEN SOME GOOD POSITIONS, IAGREE WITH HIM ON THAT

>> Larry: HE IS REACHING OUT TOBLACK PEOPLE.

HE WENT TO HOWARD, FERGUSON.

I THINK HE HAS A SHOW ON BET.HE'S REACHING OUT TO THE

NERDY MILLENNIALS TODECRIMINALIZE DRUGS -- WHY IS HE

GOING AFTER PEOPLE NOT LIKELY TOVOTE, BARATUNDE

>> MAYBE HE'S SMOKING THE DRUGSHE WANTS TO DECRIMINALIZE

IF HE THINKS HE'S GONNA GET ATHIRD OF THE BLACK VOTE

>> IN PART HE'S REACHING OUT TOPEOPLE THE GOP HAS

LEFT BEHIND. BLACK PEOPLE,WHITE PEOPLE,

PEOPLE IN THE TECH INDUSTRYUNDERMINED BY NSA WIRETAPPING.

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THEY HEARPOLITICIANS TALKING TO THEIR

ISSUES IN THE DIRECT WAY.

HE'S DOING SOMETHING THE GOPREALLY HASN'T DONE.

IF HE REACHES OUT TO GAYS ANDWOMEN MAYBE HE CAN CATCH UP

TO THE REST OF AMERICA AND TALKTO ALL OF US

>> Larry: ONE PERSON CLAPPING,NICE.

>> ONE PERSON CARES ABOUTAMERICA

NICE.

>> Larry: DOES RAND PAUL FEELLIKE THE FUTURE OF THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY OR JUST AN ABERRATION?

>> PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OFBOTH, I THINK HE'S MOVING IN THE

RIGHT DIRECTION. I THINK THEMARIJUANA THING IS KIND OF HUGE.

NOBODY HAS TAKEN THAT ANDSAID -- LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE.

IT SEEMS CLEAR IT SHOULD NOTONLY BE DECRIMINALIZED BUT

LEGALIZED. I DON'T KNOW WHY THATHASN'T HAPPENED ALREADY

>> HE'S TAKEN A HALF STEP.>> THEN JEB BUSH IS LIKE I

SMOKED IT MYSELF BUT YOU'RE NOTALLOWED, YOU'LL GO TO PRISON

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, HEPROBABLY WASN'T THE COOLEST GUY

TO SMOKE WITH. NOBODY INVITEDHIM BACK, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

YOU NEED TO PUT PEOPLE INPRISON, DUDE

>> ONE PROBLEM THAT HE HAS ISIT'S HARD TO REACH OUT TO WOMEN

WHEN YOU ARE ANTICHOICE.

>> Larry: HUH-UH.

>> IT'S HARD TO REACH OUT TO THEGAY COMMUNITY WHEN YOU DON'T

SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE.

>> Larry: THAT'S GOING TO BE APROBLEM.

THAT SURPRISES ME.

ISN'T HE SUPPOSE TO BE ALIBERTARIAN.

PRIVACY IS THEIR MAIN ISSUE.

HOW CAN HE NOT BE PRO-CHOICE?

THAT WAS DECIDED ON THE PRIVACYISSUE

>> HERE IS WHY.

HE ALSO WANTS TO WIN IN AREPUBLICAN PRIMARY.

HE SAW HIS FATHER. RON PAUL WASOUT THERE AND HE WAS

A MORE EXTREME LIBERTARIAN.

PEOPLE WERE LIKE DOWN WITH THENSA.

PEOPLE WERE LIKE, YES, NO MOREWARS.

REPEAL THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT.

>> YES.

>> HOLD UP, YOU HAD ME ATTHE NSA, LET'S CHILL OUT.

Larry: RAND'S TRYING TO BE MOREOF A NERDATARIAN.

>> HE'S BEING CAREFUL.

>> IT'S THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM.

HE CAN'T SAY, IF HE SAYS OH, YAGAY MARRIAGE, OF COURSE PEOPLE

ARE LIKE YOU'RE RUINING AMERICAON ONE SIDE.

IT'S HARD.

HE NEEDS TO CHANGE HIS POSITION.

REPUBLICANS NEED TO CHANGE THEIRPOSITION ON GAY MARRIAGE.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK THEY WILLCHANGE THEIR POSITION ON GAY

MARRIAGE?>> EVENTUALLY

>> THEY HAVE TO.

EVERYONE ELSE IS DOWN WITH IT.

>> Larry: BUT THEY'RE KIND OFSTUCK ON THAT ISSUE.

OBAMA I THINK THAT LINE WAS[BEEP] WHEN HE SAID "I

EVOLVED ON GAY MARRIAGE"

>> THE WORLD CHANGED AND HEEVOLVED WITH THE WORLD.

>> Larry: HE DIDN'T EVOLVE,BERNIE, LET'S BE HONEST, THAT

WAS POLITICAL>> OF COURSE IT'S POLITICAL

>> IN A SENSE THAT'S WHATPOLITICS IS ABOUT.

WHEN PEOPLE CHANGE.

WHEN THE COUNTRY CHANGES.

THEN POLITICIANS CHANGE.

IN MANY WAYS PEOPLE LEAD THEPOLITICIANS.

BUT IN TERMS OF THE MAJORECONOMIC ISSUES.

MIDDLE CLASS CONTINUES TODECLINE.

THE RICH GET RICHER.

WE HAVE THE HIGHEST RATE OFCHILDHOOD POVERTY OF ANY

MAJOY COUNTRY -->> Larry: THAT'S HAPPENING FOR

DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS.

THAT'S HAPPENING ON BOTH SIDES.

I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE THINKNOBODY IS LOOKING OUT FOR US.

IS HE CRACKING OPEN THAT DOOR?

YOU'RE AN INDEPENDENT, ARE YOUCRACKING OPEN THE DOOR?

>> WE CAME FROM THE WEST COAST.

WE HAVE PEOPLE SUPPORTING APROGRESSIVE AGENDA. THAT SAYS

THE GOVERNMENT WORKS FOR ALL OFTHE PEOPLE AND NOT JUST THE

PEOPLE ON TOP.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: WE DON'T HAVE

PROGRESSIVES THEN

>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.

WE DO.

PROGRESSIVE AGENDA SAYS LIKEEUROPEAN COUNTRIES, MANY OF

THEM, TUITION IN COLLEGES SHOULDBE FREE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: RIGHT.

THAT'S SOMETHING RAND PAUL WOULDNEVER SUPPORT.

>> THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT HISAPPEAL TO BLACK PEOPLE THAT'S

WORTH AN EXTRA NOTE.

THE BAR IS LOW FOR REPUBLICANSTALKING TO BLACK PEOPLE.

>> Larry: YES.

>> -- TALKING TO BLACK PEOPLE ISA HUGE THING.

WHEN YOU GO FROM THE PARTYOFFICIALLY ENDORSING THE

IDEA THAT YOUR PRESIDENT ISN'T ACITIZEN, AND ALL YOUR TALK ABOUT

MEXICO IS ABOUT SEALINGTHE BORDER.

THE RHETORIC IS, WE DON'T WANTYOU.

FOR HIM TO GO TO DETROIT AND SITIN THE SAME ROOM WITH BLACK

PEOPLE IS A BIG DEAL.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: YOU KNOW, FOR

REPUBLICANS TO SIT WITH BLACKPEOPLE.

>> HE'S THE ONLY ONE TRYING TODO THIS.

HE'S TRYING.

THAT'S SOMETHING.

>> Larry: HE WILL GET PUNISHEDFOR REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE.

>> YES.

EVERYONE HATES HIM AND THATMAKES ME KIND OF WANT TO

BE LIKE, AWW, RAND PAUL.

>> YOU WANT TO HUG RAND PAUL.

>> YEAH, I DO WANT TO HUG HIM.

THAT'S ANOTHER DISCUSSION.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: ALRIGHT.

ON THAT NOTE ONE LAST THING.

WE'RE GOING TO KEEP IT ONEHUNDRED.

A QUICK ONE.

TIME FOR ONE.

KEEP IT ONE HUNDRED.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT ONE HUNDREDPERCENT REAL.

WHERE IS MY LITTLE THING.

KEEP IT ONE HUNDRED.

THERE WE GO.

I'M GIVING YOU TEA -- BERNIE, IHAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.

THERE IS TEA TO THROW AT BERNIE.>> I DON'T WANT TO THROW

SOMETHING AT SENATOR BERNIESANDERS!

>> Larry: BERNIE, YOU'RE THEONLY ONE I'M ASKING.

>> OKAY.

Larry: ONE QUESTION.

THIS IS THE KEEP IT A HUNDREDQUESTION.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

ARE YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

YOU CAN ANNOUNCE IT ON "THENIGHTLY SHOW" KEEP IT ONE

HUNDRED.

>> LET ME SAY THIS.

[LAUGHING]>> I AM GIVING SERIOUS THOUGHTS

AND IF WE CAN DEMONSTRATE THATWE HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE

WILLING TO STAND UP AND FIGHTAND RAISE

A REASONABLE AMOUNT OFMONEY I WOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

>> Larry: THAT SOUNDS LIKE AYES.

BERNIE IS KEEPING IT ONEHUNDRED.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE

HAVE FOR TONIGHT. I WANT TOTHANK OUR PANELISTS, KAT TIMPF

BARATUNDE THURSTON AND SENATORBERNIE SANDERS

FINALLY TONIGHT A REMINDER IWILL HOST THIS SHOW TOMORROW

NIGHT IN SPANDEX.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SPANDEX. NO, THOSE ARE THERULES.

DARE-Y WILMORE'S MARCH BADNESSBRACKETSBALL DARE-O-MANIA

IT'S BONER TIMETOURNAMENT.

GUYS, I'M DEFINITELY NOT HAPPYABOUT THIS.

I WANT TO THANK YOU AT HOME FORALL THE SPANDEX SOLIDARITY.

I FEEL LESS ALONE.

THANK YOU TO THE WRESTLERS ANDTRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS, SUPER

HEROS AND EXPECTANT MOTHERS ANDEVEN A RACE HORSE.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: KEEP THE PHOTOS COMING

WITH THE #SPANDEXSOLIDARITY.

>> IF YOU'RE COME TO THE SHOWTOMORROW FEEL FREE TO WEAR

SPANDEX.

YOU WILL WALK AWAY WITH ASPECIAL KEEP IT ONE HUNDRED

STICKER, SPECIAL SPANDEXSOLIDARITY EDITION

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.

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