Bender's Big Score Pt. 2

  • Season 0, Ep 2
  • 03/23/2008

Alien scam artists task Bender with time-traveling thievery and the ultimate betrayal.

Okay, Fry.

Come to Papa.

Man, I'm bored.

Hmm.

[belching]

Hey, there you are.

Oh, wait.

That's Fry before he goesto the future.

I'm waiting for the onewho comes back from the future.

Sheesh, this is confusing.

And I bet it's goingto get a lot more confusing.

[liquid sloshing]

Ooh, that cheap beerreally goes right through you.

For the first time ever,I got to use the bathroom,

but if I leave,I might miss Fry.

[gasps]Unless...

[speaking code rapidly]

And I bet it's goingto get a lot more confusing.

[startled grunting]

Hi, I'm you from 19 secondsin the future.

Uh, stay here and wait for Frywhile I go to the bathroom.

Okay, boss.

[muttering]After I killFry, you're next.

What?Nothing.

What the...Who are you?

I'm Bender from way at the end.

I came back to put thisrub-on time code on Fry's ass.

So what areou now,a butler?

Pfft. Spot of tea,please, jerkwad.

It's calledclass, you yokel.

Now, if you'll excuse me,I have a buttocks to tattoo.

and steal the Liberty Bellbefore it cracked.

Or is the crackthe valuable part?

I don't know,you naked crook!

We havea problem, Nudar.

It's a one-way time code.

It can take us to the past,

but it can't bring us backto the present!

[eagerly]Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Oh! Oh! Oh!

Let me do the stealing.

I'll go to the past

and snatch everythingI can get my greasy mitts on.

Then, as a robot, I can justwait it out for a few centuries

in the limestone cavernbeneath this building.

Oh, it'll beever so much fun!

Hey, that's perfect.

We sit back and let dum-dumhere do the stealing!

Dum-dum away!

[antenna clicks, whooshes]Zero-zero-one-one...

[speaking coderapidly][gasps]

Yup![sphere whooshes]

[door creaks open]

[gasps]The Mona Lisa!

Sorry, it'snot quite finished.

Da Vinci give youany trouble?

Let's just say he may notmake it to the Last Supper.

[cackling]

Preposteroustwaddlecock!

Time travel isimpossible.

But, Professor,you time-traveled yourself.

Remember, when wewent back to Roswell?

That proves nothing.

And, furthermore, you'd thinkI'd remember a thing like that.

Plus, who areyou, anyway?

Man, this is fun on a bun!

Here I go again!

Oh, no, you don't![speaking code rapidly]

[time sphere whooshes]

[wind howling]

[whooshes][confused murmurs]

Scarab, forearm, bird-bird-bird!

[whimpering]

[door creaks]Boo!

[Bender cackles]

Nah, it's just me, Bender.