Getting There

  • Season 3, Ep 9
  • 04/13/2016

The girls experience a bevvy of obstacles on their way to the airport for a very important trip.

Okay, I have a fun game.Okay.

Let's say we were stuckin a subway forever,

which is obviouslynot gonna happen.

Okay.Who would we (bleep)?

Who would we marry?Who would we eat?

All right,I can do that,

'cause I feel like I knowa bunch of the answers.

Dude. Def (bleep) him,"Mad Men" style.

Some real standardnarrative bull (bleep).

Crusty old dude,hot young girl,

and then I'd Abbi-Jeremy himto even it out.

Peg.

Okay.

Marriage materialright there, you know?

Yeah.New Yorker.

Bet she could teach mea thing or two, like,

how to finish an articlein the New Yorker.

I thinkI would marry her.

Wiccan wedding.

First danceto Wicked Wisdom.

Fist!(chuckling)

Uhh, you know...

Okay, I would eatthat baby.

Is that terrible of me?No.

I just would.No, it makesperfect sense.

She looks delicious.

You would probably besparing her a life

of tragedy and terror,living down in the subway.

Plus, I feel likebabies are, like,

the most deliciousin terms of actual meat.

Desperate times.Calling fordesperate measures.

And who are we to judgeour post-apocalyptic selves?

What part wouldyou eat first?

Which part isthe most tender?

Probably like,the side or the butt.

Dude,let me try something.

Stand up.

Okay.

Dear God.

Please makethis subway move.

Ilana, that's nothow it works.

You can't just rub my butt,and the train--

(rumbling)

Ow!

Okay, I have a fun game.Okay.

Let's say we were stuckin a subway forever,

which is obviouslynot gonna happen.

Okay.Who would we (bleep)?

Who would we marry?Who would we eat?

All right,I can do that,

'cause I feel like I knowa bunch of the answers.

Dude. Def (bleep) him,"Mad Men" style.

Some real standardnarrative bull (bleep).

Crusty old dude,hot young girl,

and then I'd Abbi-Jeremy himto even it out.

Peg.

Okay.

Marriage materialright there, you know?

Yeah.New Yorker.

Bet she could teach mea thing or two, like,

how to finish an articlein the New Yorker.

I thinkI would marry her.

Wiccan wedding.

First danceto Wicked Wisdom.

Fist!(chuckling)

Uhh, you know...

Okay, I would eatthat baby.

Is that terrible of me?No.

I just would.No, it makesperfect sense.

She looks delicious.

You would probably besparing her a life

of tragedy and terror,living down in the subway.

Plus, I feel likebabies are, like,

the most deliciousin terms of actual meat.

Desperate times.Calling fordesperate measures.

And who are we to judgeour post-apocalyptic selves?

What part wouldyou eat first?

Which part isthe most tender?

Probably like,the side or the butt.

Dude,let me try something.

Stand up.

Okay.

Dear God.

Please makethis subway move.

Ilana, that's nothow it works.

You can't just rub my butt,and the train--

(rumbling)

Ow!