Foam Party

  • Season 1, Ep 3
  • 11/07/2013

How much foam do you need for a house party orgy? Featuring comedians Ron Funches, Drennon Davis and Brent Morin.

- I KNOW THE PARTYIS NORMALLY FREE,

BUT TONIGHTIS A LITTLE DIFFERENT

BECAUSE WE'VE GOTA FOAM MACHINE.

IT'S GONNA BE A FOAM PARTY!

SO FEEL FREE TO STARTPULLIN' OFF THEM PANTIES

RIGHT NOW, LADIES.

OR DUDES,IF YOU'RE WEARING PANTIES.

ALSO, QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT:

IF YOU HAVE CRABS,YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE FOAM.

- HEY, [bleep] YOU, ADAM!I MADE ONE MISTAKE!

IT WAS ONE TIME!JUST LET IT GO!

GET OUTTA MY WAY!

KYLE'S BEEN DEALINGWITH CRABS FOR A LONG TIME.

[people chattering]

- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTINGME ON YOUR SHOW, ADAM.

I HOPE YOU LIKEWARM RHUBARB PIE.

- THAT IS MY FAVORITETYPE OF PIE

THAT ISN'T A NAMEFOR LADY PARTS.

- I KNEW THAT.

- YOU DID?- I DID.

- YOU'RE SO CUTEI WANNA PINCH YA.

- [giggles]- OH, MY GOD.

TONIGHT IS GONNA BESO MUCH FUN!

BECAUSE WE'VE GOTA FOAM MACHINE

AND IT'S GONNA BEPOURING OUT FOAM.

AND CHICKS ARE JUST GONNA BEDOING THIS A LOT.

- YOUR PIE'S GETTING COLD.

- WELL, THEN WE SHOULD EAT IT.WHO WANTS A SLICE?

THAT IS FROZEN SOLID, RON.

- I KNEWI FORGOT SOMETHING.

- HI, GUYS.[laughter]

I'M ORIGINALLYFROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.

[cheers and applause]

THANK YOU.

IT DESERVES THAT RESPECT.

CHICAGO'S AN EXTREMELYROUGH PLACE TO GROW UP IN.

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RETHE ONLY BROTHER ON THE BLOCK

THAT'S INTO BUMPIN'ALANIS MORISSETTE.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

SO YOU OUGHTA KNOW...

I MOVED TO OREGON.

AND I LOVED IT.

IT REMINDED ME OF CHICAGO.

WITH SUBTLE DIFFERENCES.

CHICAGO,IT WAS ALWAYS...

"OH, SNAP,IT'S A CRACKHEAD,"

OR, "OH, SNAP,IT'S A GANG MEMBER."

IN OREGON IT WAS ALWAYS,

"OH, SNAP, THE BLACKBERRIESARE IN SEASON?

THIS IS A DELICIOUSSITUATION I'M IN."

I'M GLAD I MOVED TO OREGON.I GOT TO TRY SOME THINGS.

I NOW LOVE AND ENJOY,LIKE, ICED COFFEES.

[scattered cheers]

OR WHITE WOMEN.THOSE ARE BOTH GREAT.

[audience cheers]

[mic feedback]I'M JUST JOKING.

COFFEE IS GROSS.

EVERY TIME I DRINK ANY,I GET REALLY SICK.

WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE

I MUST BEALLERGIC TO ENERGY.

WHICH I LATER FOUND OUTIS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN PUT

ON A MEDICAL MARIJUANAAPPLICATION.

HE CALLED ME ONE DAY'CAUSE HE WAS QUITE UPSET

THAT HE WENTTO A TUBA RECITAL

WHERE HE WAS ONE OF ONLYTHREE BLACK TUBA PLAYERS.

AND HE THOUGHTTHAT WAS RACIST.

AND I WANTED TO AGREE,

BUT THEN I REALIZED

THREE BLACK TUBA PLAYERS...

IS A LOT OF [bleep]BLACK TUBA PLAYERS.

AND IT'S ABOUT TIMESOMEONE SAID IT!

IF YOU SEE MORE THAN FIVEBLACK TUBA PLAYERS,

YOU'RE WATCHINGAN OUTKAST VIDEO.

[cheers and applause]

IT'S BEENA WONDERFUL YEAR FOR ME.

I RECENTLY TURNED 30.

[cheers and applause]THANK YOU.

I LIKE THAT I TURNED 30,'CAUSE NOW I FEEL

I'M GONNALOVE THE THINGS I ENJOY

UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.

WHICH IS MOSTLYIGNORANT RAP MUSIC.

[cheers and applause]

IF YOU CAN RHYME "TITTIES"

WITH "TITTIES,"

I WILL BUY YOUR ALBUM.

[cheers and applause]

IT'S DIFFICULT TO GETYOUR FRIENDS INTO IT

WHO DON'T ALREADYENJOY HIP-HOP.

'CAUSE RAPPERS MAKE WEIRDFIRST IMPRESSIONS.

ONE OF MY FAVORITEST SONGSSTARTS OFF WITH THE LINE...

"AND I PROBABLY[bleep] YOUR BITCH."

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAYTO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO ME.

I GUESS I'LL PUT THISCHEESE PLATE BACK IN THE FRIDGE,

AS THIS DINNER PARTYHAS TAKEN A TURN.

- THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

THAT'S NOT ENOUGHTO HAVE AN ORGY IN.

- FOAM EMERGENCY.

OKAY, GOTTATAKE CARE OF THE FOAM.

- OH, STEVEN THE P.A., RIGHT?- YEAH.

- THERE'S A HAND-CRANKGENERATOR, IT'S IN THE GARAGE.

I NEED YOU TO GRAB ITAND GET TO CRANKING, OKAY?

WE NEEDTHE HOUSE LIGHTS UP

AND THE SEXY FOAM MACHINEPUMPING OUT SEXY, SEXY FOAM.

- WOULDN'T MY TIMEBE BETTER SPENT,

YOU KNOW,LOOKING FOR THE FUSE BOX?

- I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT HEREAND HEAR YOU YAP ON

ABOUT THIS MYTHICAL FUSE BOXYOU KEEP LYING ABOUT.

- YOU KNOW, THEY MAKEGAS-POWERED GENERATORS.

- YEAH.- I COULD GO ON A QUICK RUN,

I'LL BE BACK IN,LIKE, 15 MINUTES.

- CAN YOU GET MEA BIG GLASS

OF SHUT THE [bleep] UPAND LISTEN?

'CAUSE YOU'RE CRUISIN'FOR A BRUISIN', BUCKO.

I NEED YOU TO GETTHE HAND-CRANK GENERATOR

AND START CRANKIN'USING YOUR HANDS AND MUSCLES.

COMPREHENDE?

- COMPREHENDE.

THANKS FOR THAT.- GET OUTTA HERE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR DAD'STHE VP OF COMEDY CENTRAL.

I TREAT ALL MY EMPLOYEESLIKE [bleep].

WAIT,DON'T TELL YOUR DAD.

YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

- [sighs]

[gears whirring]

THE BAND LMFAOBROKE UP.

BUT I'M GONNA KEEP THAT SPIRITALIVE WITH THIS NEXT SONG.

I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT.

♪ BUP BUP BUP BUPBUH-BA BUH BO BO BUP BO ♪

[rhythm repeating]

HA HA!

I'M LAUGHINGAND NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET.

[beatboxing]

[rhythm repeating]

[vocalizing]

♪ BUP BUP BUP BUPBUH-BA BUH BO BO BUP BO ♪

♪ WHAT UP, KID?WHAT UP, BLOOD? ♪

♪ HOW YOU DOING, KID?I'M DOING GOOD, BLOOD ♪

♪ WELL, THAT'S GOOD, KID...YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, BLOOD ♪

♪ YO, WE'RE BOTH DOING GOOD

♪ YO, I LIKE YOUR AFRO

♪ YO, I LIKE YOUR GLASSES

♪ YO, I LIKE YOUR SPEEDOS

♪ YO, WE GOT NICE ASSES

♪ YO, YOU'RE GOODAT COMPLIMENTS ♪

♪ YO, YOU'REGOOD AT COMPLIMENTS ♪

♪ YO, WE'RE GOODAT COMPLIMENTS ♪

♪ WE'RE BOTH GOODAT COMPLIMENTS, YO ♪

♪ SO WHAT YOU DRINKIN'?BEER! ♪

♪ SO WHAT YOU DRINKIN'?BEER! ♪

♪ SO WHERE YOU DRINKIN'?HERE! ♪

♪ SO WHERE YOU DRINKIN'?HERE! ♪

♪ SO HOW YOU DRINKIN'?

HOW AM I DRINKIN'?

YEAH,HOW ARE YOU DRINKIN'?

[music stops]HOW AM I DRINKIN'?

OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

[suckling]

♪ WE GOT A BUZZ

♪ WE AT THIS BUZZAND WE GOT A CLUB ♪

HA HA!♪ SO MANY GIRLS

♪ WANNA TAKE 'EM BACKTO THE [indistinct] ROOM ♪

♪ YO, WE HIT THE SACK

♪ YO, BUT--BUT FIRST,WE'RE DRINKING, YUP ♪

♪ ALL OVER THE PLACE

♪ WE GET THIS ALCOHOLALL OVER OUR FACE ♪

♪ YO, MY BOTTLE'S TO THE SKYAND I'M DRIBBLIN' DOWN MY BEER ♪

♪ SHE'S LIKE, "WHYYOU MAKING SUCKIN' SOUNDS? ♪

♪ THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD"

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

♪ AIN'T NOTHING WRONGDRINKING BEER LIKE A BABY DEER ♪

[suckling]

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

♪ JUST LIKE A FAUN

♪ YO, WE AT THIS PARTY

♪ WE ROCK THIS PARTY

♪ WE'RE DOING SQUATS

♪ BEER AND BACARDI, HA

♪ WE'RE DRINKING BEERS,WE'RE DOING SQUATS ♪

♪ WE'RE GETTING DRUNK, YO

♪ LEGS HURTING LOTS, YO

♪ MY LEGS ARE SHAKIN'RIGHT THROUGH MY PANTS ♪

♪ THAT'S WHEN WE LEARN TO DOTHE BABY DEER DANCE ♪

LIKE THIS.

[suckling]

[cheers and applause]

ANYWAY.

♪ WE'RE EATING STREET MEATOUT IN THE STREET, HA ♪

♪ JENNY CRAIG STREET MEAT, YO

♪ WATCH WHAT WE EAT, YO

♪ I CAN'T BE LYING, THOUGH

♪ UH-UHH, I CAN'T BE LYING

♪ THIS HOT GIRL, YO

♪ SHE SEES ME CRYING,SHE'S LIKE... ♪

"WHY ARE YOU CRYING LIKEA LITTLE SISSY, MAMBY-PAMBY"--

I WAS LIKE, "MY MOM WAS JUSTKILLED BY HUNTERS LIKE BAMBI.

"I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL LIKEI HAVEN'T REALLY GIVEN MYSELF

"TIME TO, LIKE, REALLY PROCESSTHIS, YOU KNOW?

"LIKE, I'M JUST KIND OF, LIKE,KEEPING IT INSIDE, YOU KNOW,

"AND IT'S JUST, LIKE,COMING UP SUDDENLY.

"LIKE, I'M HAVING TO DEALWITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS,

AND I'M REALIZING THINGS.LIKE, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY..."

♪ I BEEN DRINKING BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

♪ I DRINK BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

♪ AIN'T NOTHING WRONG

♪ DRINKIN' BEERLIKE A BABY DEER ♪

♪ HIS MOM IS GONE

OHH.

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.

[cheers and applause]

[distant cheering]

- OH, ARIEL,THERE'S MY LITTLE MERMAID.

OR SHOULD I SAY

"MINIATURE MERMAID,"BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SMALL?

I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET,FILL MY POCKET UP WITH WATER,

SO YOU DON'T DIE TODAY.

- NO, I CAN'T,I CAN'T SWIM.

- IF YOU WERE A MERMAID,

I'D STILL WANT TO HAVE SEXWITH YOU,

EVEN THOUGH, TECHNICALLY,YOU'D BE HALF FISH,

AND THAT'S BESTIALITY,AND THAT'S, LIKE,

ONE OF MY MAIN CHARITIES,THAT AND LUPUS.

- WHEN IS THE FOAMGETTING HERE?

I ONLY CAME HERE SO I COULD GETSUPER NAKED IN THE FOAM.

- OH, MY GOD,I LOVE YOUR "BADITUDE."

VERY RIHANNA, VERY SEXY.

MMM!I GOTTA GO BRING UP BRENT,

SO JUST WAIT RIGHT HEREAND THINK NAKED THOUGHTS.

- I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE.

- NICE.

I WISH I WAS COOL.

I DO, I'M NOT COOL.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHYI'M NOT COOL?

BECAUSE I TRY TO BE COOL.THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

EVEN THE WAY I'M DRESSEDRIGHT NOW,

LIKE I'M IN A BANDTHAT DIDN'T WORK.

LIKE I HAD ONE SONG ON MTV2,AND NOW I'M ON A REALITY SHOW.

THAT'S HOW--I AM, BECAUSE HERE'S WHY:

IT'S 'CAUSE I TRYTO BE COOL.

DON'T DO THAT.JUST STAY YOU.

LIKE, I'LL BE AT A PARTY,I SEE A PRETTY GIRL I KNOW.

I'LL BE LIKE,"HEY, JANE THE DAME."

I'M LIKE, "DAMN IT, GET THE CAR.MIKE, GET THE CAR."

"WHAT HAPPENED?""I RHYMED."

"YOU RHYMED ALREADY?""JUST GET THE CAR, MIKE!"

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE,"WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"BRENT RHYMED AGAINLIKE DR. SEUSS."

"JUST GET IN THE CAR.THERE WERE NO GIRLS ANYWAY."

"THERE WERE PLENTY OF GIRLS,BRENT!"

EXITS ARE THE WORST FOR ME,THOUGH.

I CAN'T LEAVEA CONVERSATION,

'CAUSE I ALWAYS TRY TO SAYSOMETHING WITTY OR CHARMING

WHEN I'M WALKING AWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I THINKI CAN DO THAT.

I CAN'T.JUST SAY "BYE."

LIKE, YOU EVER TRY TO SAYSOMETHING WITTY OR CHARMING

WHEN YOU'RE WALKING AWAY,THEN, LIKE,

YOUR BRAIN-TO-MOUTHDOESN'T WORK

AND ACTUAL WORDSDON'T EVEN COME OUT?

YOU EVER DO THAT BEFORE?

LIKE, SOME GIRLS WILL BE LIKE,"IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU."

I'M LIKE, "HEY, NICE TO F--UH,[stuttering]."

"MIKE, THE CAR!"

"WHY ARE YOU WALKINGLIKE A LEGO?"

"JUST GET THE CAR, MIKE,PLEASE!"

YOU TRY TO JUSTIFY IT.LIKE, "MAYBE SHE JUST THINKS

I HAD A STROKEAND I HANDLED IT WELL."

YO, YOU EVER DO THAT,THEN REALIZE

YOU'RE WALKING THE WRONG WAYAND GOTTA GO BACK?

YOU'RE LIKE, "DAMN IT!"

BUT YOU'RE LIKE, "IT'S OKAY,I GOT ANOTHER CHANCE."

BUT THEN SHE THROWS YOU,LIKE, "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT."

YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH,KEEP THE RAIN DOWN."

"'KEEP THE RAIN DOWN'?

WHAT ARE YOU, PRINCE?""MIKE, THE CAR!

I'M NOT DOING WELL!"

"WHY ARE YOU WALKINGIN CIRCLES?"

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONSINSTEAD OF GETTING THE CAR?

YOU'RE THE WORSTDESIGNATED DRIVER EVER!"

"SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU WEIRD.""SHE'S STILL THERE?"

"YEAH.""WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

"SAY SOMETHING.""F--

MIKE! HELP!"[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

IN MY LIFE IS--I MET BRADLEY COOPER ONCE,

AND HE WAS A SUPER HOT,NICE GUY.

I DON'T KNOW WHYI SAID "HOT."

[cheering]

WHATEVER, I'M NOT GAY.I'M NOT GAY.

IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE GAY.I'M NOT.

HE'S--LOOK, IF HE COMMITTEDA CRIME AND I WITNESSED IT

AND HE FLED THE SCENE, THE COP'SLIKE, "CAN YOU DESCRIBE HIM?"

I'D BE LIKE, "UH, 6'3",BUILT LIKE A GOD.

"JUST TAN--GOOD TAN,GREAT SHOULDERS.

"HE'S GOT THOSE 'Vs.'

YOU KNOW THOSE 'Vs'THAT ARE HARD TO GET?"

"SO HE WASN'T WEARINGA SHIRT?"

"NO, HE WAS WEARING A SHIRT,BUT YOU COULD TELL

HE HAD THE 'Vs.'"UH--[laughs]

I'M NOT GAY, BUT IF HE WAS GAYAND HE KISSED ME,

I'D WAIT LIKE THREE SECONDSBEFORE I WAS LIKE,

"NO, NO, NO,WE CAN'T DO THIS."

[laughs]

BUT ANYWAY, HE--I MET HIM,AND HE WAS SUPER NICE.

HE WAS SAYING HI TO EVERYONE,AND HE COMES UP TO ME

AND HE GOES, "HEY, MAN,HAVE A GOOD NIGHT."

AND HE SHAKES MY HAND.I WAS LIKE, "WHAT A NICE GUY."

BUT HERE'S WHAT I SAID: HE GOES,"HEY, MAN, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT,"

I WAS LIKE,"ALL RIGHT, NIGHT NIGHT."

"NIGHT NIGHT."TO BRADLEY COOPER.

LIKE, WHAT AM I,A MOTHER?

WHY WOULD I EVER SAY"NIGHT NIGHT"?

YOU'RE EITHER A MOTHEROR WILLY WONKA.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY REASONS.

LIKE, MY HEART WAS SWEATING.YOU EVER HAVE YOUR HEART SWEAT?

LIKE,YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL

AND YOU CALL YOUR TEACHER "MOM"FOR NO REASON.

ANYBODY ELSEEVER DO THAT?

AM I THE ONLY ONEWHO GOT CAUGHT OFF-GUARD?

LIKE, "HEY, BRENT.""HEY, MOM.

NOOO!MIKE, THE CAR!"

"I CAN'T DRIVE.""WELL, GET THE BIKE.

I'M ON THE PEGS.WE'RE NOT GRADUATING."

[cheers and applause]

AND I HATE IT, I HATE IT,BECAUSE THEN I GOTTA GO OUT

AND I GOTTA FLIRT,AND I GOTTA GET DRUNK TO DO IT,

BECAUSE YOU GIRLS ARE MEAN.YOU'RE SO MEAN.

YOU'RE THE MEANEST PEOPLE.YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,

BUT YOU'RE SO MUCH--GIRLS ARE MEANER THAN MEN,

BECAUSE WOMEN WILL TURN YOU DOWNRIGHT AWAY.

GUYS WON'T DO THAT.I MIGHT LEAVE YOU

IN A PARKING LOTAT 3:00 IN THE MORNING,

'CAUSE I DON'T KNOWHOW TO SAY NO,

BUT I WON'T TURN YOU DOWN.WOMEN WILL TURN YOU DOWN

AND THEN SAY THINGS YOU DIDN'TNEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOURSELF.

JUST SAY NO.YOU ALREADY WON.

LIKE, I'LL BE AT A BARAND SEE A GIRL, I'M LIKE,

"HEY, WHAT'S UP?"SHE'S LIKE, "EW, YOU'RE WEIRD.

"DON'T TOUCH ME.YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE BODY.

"YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE BODY.

"YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TOUCH MYOUR BODY PUSHES IN.

"YOU HAVE A PILLOW BODY.

"IT STAYS PUSHED IN.YOU HAVE A TEMPUR-PEDIC BODY.

"THAT'S YOU HAVE--YOU HAVEA TEMPUR-PEDIC BODY.

"YOUR KNEES ARE INDENTED.

"YOU KNOW YOU HAVEINDENTED KNEES?

"WHAT ARE YOU, A RAPTOR?YOU'RE GONNA JUMP UP

"AND GRAB SOME THINGS?IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO?

"YOU LOOK LIKE A LAVA LAMP.THAT'S WHAT IT IS, DUMB DUMB.

"DON'T MOVE, JUST A SEC,MY FRIENDS NEED TO SEE THIS.

"AMANDA, DAVID--HE'S GAY.KRISTIN, COME HERE!

"NO, COME HERE, LOOK AT THIS.LOOK AT THE BODY.

PUSH THE BODY IN, KRISTIN.WHAT IS THAT?"

"PILLOW BODY.""THANK YOU, KRISTIN, LOVE YOU.

LOOK AT THE KNEES.LOOK AT THE KNEES."

"RAPTOR.""THANK YOU, MICHELLE.

LOOK AT THE FACE.""LAVA LAMP."

"THANK YOU, DAVID.THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A GAY.

NOW, GO DRINKAND SEE WHAT HAPPENS."

[cheers and applause]

- DON'T KNOW WHYYOU'RE LEAVING.

FOAM'S GONNA KICK INANY SECOND.

NO, CANDELABRA STAYS HERE,MY MAN.

- WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK.- I'M SORRY, BRENT.

IS YOUR CAREER REALLYGOING SO POORLY?

IS IT GOING SO POORLYTHAT 30 LITTLE QUARTERS IS GONNA

HOLD YOU BACK FROM BEINGNECK-DEEP IN BOOBS AND BUTTS.

- YEAH, IT IS.

- I'M SORRY,I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

- YEAH,IT DOESN'T MATTER.

LOOK, WE'RE GONNA GOTO A BETTER FOAM PARTY

AT JEFF ROSS'S HOUSE,OKAY?

HE'S GOT 12 MACHINES GOINGWITH VODKA FOAM.

NOW, I DON'T KNOWWHAT THAT IS,

BUT IT'S GOTTINY, LITTLE OLIVES.

- FINE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEG.I'LL GO.

- NO, UNLESS YOUR NAME'S ADAM...- MM-HMM.

- DEVINE.SPECIFICALLY ADAM DEVINE.

- AND ALSO,ANYBODY WITH CRABS.

- [bleep]!I WENT ON ONE CRUISE!

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX!

- IT'S AN EASY FIX,KYLE!

- SHUT UP, MAN!- UH, ALL RIGHT.

- YEAH, SEE YOU LATER.- THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MAN.

- ALL RIGHT.HEY, GOOD-BYE FOREVER.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

OOH, LOOK WHO IT IS.MY LITTLE MERMAID.

LET ME DIVE RIGHT ON IN.SPLOOSH!

JUST KIDDING, THIS IS,LIKE, MY FAVORITE SHIRT.

IT'S LIKE THIRD FAVORITE.I'VE GOT A COOL V-NECK.

- PSST. ADAM.

- HMM?- DON'T MIND ME.

JUST CAME BACKFOR MY OVEN MITTS.

- OKAY.SEE YA.

- PSST.DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER,

EVERYTHING'S BETTER.

- IS THATFROM THE LITTLE MERMAID,

OR ARE YOU JUSTBEING A CREEP?

- A LITTLE OF BOTH.

- ANYWAYS--OH, ALREADY SHARING FLUIDS.

NICE.

- [panting]

[party music starts]- ARIEL, WHAT THE [bleep]?

- OH, THANK GODTHAT YOU'RE HERE, BABE,

BECAUSE I THINK THATTHAT CREEP WAS GONNA RAPE ME.

- WHAT?- NO!

THERE WAS GONNA BENO RAPE.

IT'S--IT WAS,LIKE, CONSENSUAL.

IN WHICH CASE,I'D BE DOWN.

- COME RAPE ME.

- FINE, I WILL RAPE YOU...WITH MY FISTS.

- LET'S GO.- OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

OOH, KNEE RAPE,KNEE RAPE.

[machine whirrs]

WHAT THE [bleep]?

OHH!

OH, MAMA.

AHH!

THAT'S MY EYES!

AAH, IT'S BAD FOAM!

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