Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance.
JEFF DUNHAM: Howyou doing, Bubba J?
I'm doing pretty good.
So what's been going on lately?
Well, uh, last week, Iwent to another NASCAR race
and got pretty hammered.
It's the same drunk.
I just keep extending it.
Have you ever drankas much as you wanted?
[laughs] You looked pretty.
Can't you havefun without beer?
Yeah, but why risk it?
I don't know.
Would you rather drink beer outof a can, a bottle, or on tap?
Oh, yes, yes, and yes.
Just remember Bubba J, youshould never drink alone.
--[laughs] You'renot fooling anybody.
That's why you have us.
So Bubba J, you know we'reright here in Hollywood.
What do you think of LA?
Oh, I don't like it.
You don't like LA?
I thought you said AA.
So what else doyou know about LA?
Uh, the bad traffic herereminds me of marriage.
You're stuck in it becausethere was an accident.
You know, Walter thereare a lot of things
to like about Los Angeles.
Traffic from hell,highest gas prices
in the country, wildfires,mud slides, and earthquakes.
I love it here.
You ever been in an earthquake?
Uh, does my wife fallingoff of the couch count?
What the [bleep]?
Oh, it's you.
So does your wifelike Hollywood?
Yeah, but she thinks it's crazyhow many folks in this town
get plastic surgery.
Oh, she wouldn't do that?
Putting new headlightson a minivan
doesn't make it a corvette.
Yeah, these guys knowwhat I'm talking about.
And the women who getthose fake, giant hoohaws,
they don't want youto miss the either.
If you look thosewomen in the eye
when you're talking tothem, the get all pissed off
and they go hey!
My boobs are down here.
So I understandyou flew in today.
-Yes.-On a commercial airline?
-Like what?-You know.
The TSA, the x-ray machine.
For you, it's an x-ray.
For me, it's a selfie.
So are you enjoyingyour time here?
I get recognized alot in Hollywood.
I was out in frontof the theater today
They thought Iwas an Olsen twin.
It's not funny!
I kill you!
I love this stuff.
That reminds me.
Did you know I have been addingto my career skills lately?
I am now not justa dead terrorist.
I am a dead cyber terrorist.
A cyber terrorist?
Don't forget tolike me on Facebook.
You know, Achmed, maybefor a different line
of work you could do somethingthat would help people.
I can answer a suicide hot line.
I'd be like, no, no.
You're fine.Go ahead.