Unhinged in Hollywood

  • Season 1, Ep 101
  • 11/01/2015

Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance.

JEFF DUNHAM: Howyou doing, Bubba J?

I'm doing pretty good.

So what's been going on lately?

Well, uh, last week, Iwent to another NASCAR race

and got pretty hammered.

[laughs]

Drunk again?

Oh, no.

It's the same drunk.

I just keep extending it.

Have you ever drankas much as you wanted?

-Yeah.-What happened?

[laughs] You looked pretty.

Can't you havefun without beer?

Yeah, but why risk it?

I don't know.

Would you rather drink beer outof a can, a bottle, or on tap?

Oh, yes, yes, and yes.

Just remember Bubba J, youshould never drink alone.

--[laughs] You'renot fooling anybody.

That's why you have us.

So Bubba J, you know we'reright here in Hollywood.

Oh, yeah.Sure.

What do you think of LA?

Oh, I don't like it.

You don't like LA?

Oh.

I thought you said AA.

So what else doyou know about LA?

Uh, the bad traffic herereminds me of marriage.

How's that?

You're stuck in it becausethere was an accident.

[laughs]

You know, Walter thereare a lot of things

to like about Los Angeles.

Like what?

Traffic from hell,highest gas prices

in the country, wildfires,mud slides, and earthquakes.

Yay!

I love it here.

Dumb ass.

You ever been in an earthquake?

Uh, does my wife fallingoff of the couch count?

What the [bleep]?

Oh, it's you.

All right.

So does your wifelike Hollywood?

Yeah, but she thinks it's crazyhow many folks in this town

get plastic surgery.

Oh, she wouldn't do that?

-Why?-Why not?

Come on.

Putting new headlightson a minivan

doesn't make it a corvette.

Yeah, these guys knowwhat I'm talking about.

And the women who getthose fake, giant hoohaws,

they don't want youto miss the either.

How's that?

If you look thosewomen in the eye

when you're talking tothem, the get all pissed off

and they go hey!

My boobs are down here.

So I understandyou flew in today.

-Yes.-On a commercial airline?

-Yes.-No problems?

-Like what?-You know.

The TSA, the x-ray machine.

You idiot.

For you, it's an x-ray.

For me, it's a selfie.

[laughs]

So are you enjoyingyour time here?

Oh!Very much.

I get recognized alot in Hollywood.

I was out in frontof the theater today

signing autographs.-Huh?

They thought Iwas an Olsen twin.

Ha ha.

It's not funny!

Silence!

I kill you!

I love this stuff.

That reminds me.

Did you know I have been addingto my career skills lately?

Doing what?

I am now not justa dead terrorist.

I am a dead cyber terrorist.

[laughs]

A cyber terrorist?

Don't forget tolike me on Facebook.

You know, Achmed, maybefor a different line

of work you could do somethingthat would help people.

Like what?

I can answer a suicide hot line.

I'd be like, no, no.

You're fine.Go ahead.

You're good.