In this episode, the Senate and House debate health care. Why does anyone argue with Dr. House? He's always right. Then, honesty in advertising: is it good or Crumbelievable? And my guest, Captain Charles Moore, discovered a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific twice the size of Texas, or as I call it, Australia. God never closes a door without opening a window. His heating bills are outrageous. This is The Colbert Report.