In this episode, substandard conditions are found in Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Warning! That green jell-o they gave you isn't lime. Then, the stock market is plunging. Is now a great time to invest in hobo bindles? Plus, Mara Vanderslice is here to talk about how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals. Step one: filibustering in tongues. Honk if you love the truth, and please stop watching TV while you're driving. This is The Colbert Report.