In this episode, the Supreme Court forces the U.S. to follow the Geneva Conventions -- looks like we just got nine more enemy combatants. Plus, I'll ask Washington State Congressman Rick Larsen if this year's rainfall has been soul-crushing or merely depressing. And Mort Zuckerman, publisher of U.S. News and World Report, is here. I'll try to find out why he pronounces that "t." They say only drunks and children tell the truth. Guess which one I am? This is The Colbert Report.