March 18, 2015 - Starbucks vs. Racism & Greedy Preachers

  • 03/18/2015

Starbucks begins an in-store dialogue about race, and Larry talks greed and the "prosperity gospel" with Kurt Metzger, Shenaz Treasury, David Bullock and Bradley Whitford.

TONIGHTLY, STARBUCKS IS TAKINGON RACISM.

HEY STARBUCKS I HOPE YOU'REBETTER AT FIXING RACISM

THAN YOU ARE AT SPELLING MYNAME.

[LAUGHTER]A GEORGIA PREACHER IS ASKING

PARISHONERS TO PAY FOR HISPRIVATE JET.

WHICH RAISES THE IMPORTANTQUESTION.

WHEN EXACTLY DID JESUS START AHIP-HOP LABEL.

HAVE MEGA CHURCHES GONE TOO FAR?LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY

WHEN YOUR PLACE OF WORSHIPSOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF AN EVIL

TRANSFORMER, YOU'VE GONE TOOFAR.

[LAUGHTER]YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

PEOPLE BY THE POWERS INVESTED INME, I NOW PRONOUNCE THIS THE

NIGHTLY SHOW.

LET'S DO THIS.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

THERE IT IS.

[CHANTING LARRY, LARRY] VERYNICE, THANK YOU.

EXACT SAME THING I SAY IN THEMIRROR EVERY MORNING.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW I'MLARRY WILMORE.

QUESTION.

WHEN YOU ORDER STARBUCKS HOW DOYOU LIKE IT, GRANDE, VENTI,

DOUBLE SHOT OF AWKWARDCONVERSATION.

>> STARBUCK'S NEW CAMPAIGN IT'SCALL RACE TOGETHER.

YOU GET A CUP OF COFFEE AND THEYWRITE HASHTAG "RACE TOGETHER."

THEY WANT THEIR BARISTAS TOENGAGE IN THEIR CUSTOMERS IN

THIS BIGGER CONVERSATION ABOUTRACE.

>> HOLD ON STARBUCKS, YOU'RETALKING ABOUT RACE.

THAT'S WHAT WE DO ON THE NIGHTLYSHOW.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU GETTING IN MY BUSINESS I'MGETTING IN YOURS, ALL RIGHT.

HERE, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT.

MAKING SOME COFFEE RIGHT HERE.

COME ON, COFFEE.

[LAUGHTER]IT'S GOING TO BE THERE

STARBUCKS, ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENINGRIGHT NOW, YOU'RE LOSING A

DOLLAR A SECOND RIGHT NOW,RIGHT.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOING TOHAVE TO EXPLAIN RACE AND PROFIT

LOSSES TO THEIR SHAREHOLDERS,ALL RIGHT.

SERIOUSLY, DO WE REALLY EXPECTSOME POOR BARISTA TO HANDLE A

CONVERSATION ON RACIAL POLITICS?

THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE.

WHO ARE THEY GOING TO GET,CORNEL WEST?

[LAUGHTER]I MEAN NO OFFENSE PROFESSOR

WEST, I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE ADELICATE RACE CONVERSATION BUT I

DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN HANDLE THEDELICATE INS AND OUTS OF MY QUAD

GRANDE NON-FAT EXTRA HOT CARMELUPSIDE DOWN MACCHIATO.

WHICH I JUST MADE. SUCK ON THAT,STARBUCKS.

TURNING NOW TO OUR TOP STORYTONIGHT.

WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THATJESUS JET.

>> I TOOK A BLOOD SWORN OATH.

THIS ATLANTA BASED MEGACHURCH IN THE FIRING LINE AFTER

URGING ITS MEMBERS TO FUND ANEW GULFSTREAM JET FOR ITS

CONTROVERSIAL LEADER, PASTORCREFLO DOLLAR.

[LAUGHTER]>> A NEW JET, I DON'T KNOW IF I

SHOULD BE MORE SHOCKED AT A NEWJET OR THAT HIS NAME IS CREFLO

DOLLAR.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.

IT JUST SEEMS SO ON THE NOSE,YOU KNOW.

IT WOULD BE LIKE A SERIAL KILLERWAS NAMED JACK KNIFE.

OR A BANK ROBBER NAMED PHILIP Z.

BAG. OR A NAME YOU GUYS COME UPWITH, SO TWEET YOUR SUGGESTIONS

WITH THE HASHTAG ON THE NOSENAME.

BUT LETS GET BACK TO THAT JESUSJET.

>> CREFLO DOLLAR CREATEDTHIS PROJECT ASKING

200,000 PEOPLE TO DONATE $300 ORMORE.

THE JET DOLLAR WAS SEEKING WASA GULFSTREAM G650 WHICH

HAS A PRICE TAG OF $65 MILLION.

BLOOMBERG DESCRIBES IT AS THEHOLY GRAIL OF JETS.

[LAUGHTER]$65 MILLION?

FOR $65 MILLION YOU COULD BUYTHE JETS.

YOU WOULD BE OVERPAYING FOR THATTOO, MIND YOU.

[LAUGHTER]WHAT EXACTLY IS THE MESSAGE

CREFLO DOLLAR WANTS TO SPREADWHILE CAREENING THROUGH THE

SKIES IN HIS PRIVATE JET.

>> DOLLAR IS FAMOUS FOR HISSO-CALLED PROSPERITY GOSPEL

CLAIMING RICHES WILL COME TOTHOSE WHO DONATE TO THE CHURCH.

>> Larry: PROSPERITY GOSPEL?DAMN, GOODBYE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE

HELLO DOLCE AND GABBANA

IT SEEMS LIKE THIS MESSAGE MIGHTBE CATCHING ON BUT NOT

EVERYBODY'S A CONVERT.

TAKE US TO SUNDAY SCHOOL NOTEDRELIGIOUS SCHOLAR REZA ASLAN

>> THE FASTEST GROWINGPROTESTANT MOVEMENT IN NORTH

AMERICA IS THE MOVEMENT REFERREDTO AS THE POSTERITY GOSPEL.

THE ARGUMENT OF THE PROSPERITYGOSPEL IF I CAN PUT IT

FLIPPANTLY IS THAT JESUS WANTSYOU TO DRIVE A BENTLEY.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

I FEEL THE POWER OF THE V8. I'MNOT TALKING ABOUT THE DRINK.

I'M TALKING ABOUT 400 HEAVENLYHORSES PULLING ME

ON THE THIRD DAY WHEN SOMETHINGWASN'T DELIVERED, I AIN'T

TALKING ABOUT THAT. WHO SAIDMERCEDES?

GET THAT DEVIL OUT OF HERE,HERE'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN FORA BENTLEY

>> AMEN.

>> I SAID CAN I HAVE AN AMEN FORA BENTLEY.

>> AMEN.

>> CAN I GET A RIDE TO THE STOREBECAUSE I WASN'T ABLE TO MAKE

THE PAYMENTS FOR MY BENTLEY.

NOW LOOK I KNOW YOU'RE THINKINGBENTLEY PRIVATE PLANES.

HOW MUCH DO THESE JETSETTINGPROPHETS OF PROFIT MARGINS MAKE

ANYWAY. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

CREFLO IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THELIST AND IT MAY BE DUE TO THE

FACT HE'S ONLY ASKING FOR MONEY.

SOME OF THESE PREACHERS WORKHARD FOR THE MONEY.

TAKE IT, TAKE IT.

TAKE IT.

[LAUGHTER]WAIT.

DOES HE HAVE THE FORCE?

TAKE IT, TAKE IT.

THAT IS THE WORST.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH HORRIBLE.

[LAUGHTER]I MEAN HE'S AWESOME, HE'S

AWESOME.

OH MY GOD

THESE GUYS ARE THE MODERN DAYSNAKE OIL SALESMEN

I WANTED TO TALK TO AN EXPERT SOPLEASE WELCOME OUR LORD AND

SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

[CROWD CHEERING]WELCOME TO THE SHOW JESUS.

>> THANK YOU.

THAT'S VERY NICE.

>> VERY SYMBOLIC, I DON'T WANTTO LOSE THAT.

>> YES.

BLESSED TO BE HERE LARRY, THANKYOU.

>> NO PROBLEM.

NOW JESUS WE'VE BEEN TALKINGABOUT THE PROSPERITY GOSPEL AND

THESE MONEY-LOVING CREATURESLIKE THIS ONE ATLANTA ASKING

EVERYONE TO BUY HIM ALUXURY JET.

I WANT YOUR TAKE ON THIS.

>> OH, THAT'S A LOVELY WINE.NICE WINE.

>> WE PUT WATER IN THERE.

>> I MEAN LARRY.

>> I MADE COFFEE EARLIER.

NOT THE SAME, NOT THE SAME.

ALL RIGHT. I WASN'T TRYING TOMAKE US EQUAL

SO WHAT ABOUT THESE PREACHERS.

>> I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TOTHOSE GUYS.

IT'S A BIG WORLD LARRY, LOTS OFSTUFF HAPPENING ALL OVER.

OH, I'M SORRY, THAT'S ME.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TEXTED.

YOU MUST GET SOME PRETTYIMPORTANT TEXTS.

>> THAT WAS JUST AN UPDATE ONTHE SYRIAN REFUGEES.

LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE STILLREFUGEE-ING.

YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A LUXURYJET, WAS IT?

>> YES.

NOW THESE PREACHERS WHO USEYOUR NAME TO SQUEEZE MONEY OUT

OF POOR PEOPLE I THINK IT'SHORRIBLE.

>> POOR PEOPLE LARRY OR POORAMERICANS.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I HAVE A GOOGLE ALERT FORPOVERTY.

DID YOU KNOW 850 MILLION PEOPLEARE HUNGRY OR STARVING RIGHT

NOW?

>> I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

>> LET'S FOCUS ON THE POORPEOPLE YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT,

LARRY, SORRY.

>> I WOULDN'T CHARACTERIZE ITLIKE THAT.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE APOINT.

>> I DO HAVE THIS TAKE THIS,SORRY.

HELLO, DAD.

HI.

YOU KNOW I HEARD ABOUT THE MUDSLIDE.

HOW MANY ARE MISSING.

OH JESUS.

I MEAN, OH ME, WHAT AM ITHINKING.

I'M ON IT.

AS SOON AS I'M DONE HERE.

THE NIGHTLY SHOW WITH LARRYWILMORE.

WILMORE.

[LAUGHTER]NO, NOT HIM.

HE LEFT.

HE'S TAKING OVER FOR LETTERMAN

I'VE GOT TO GO DAD, I'M SORRY.

I'VE GOT TO GO.

I'M SORRY, LARRY.

>> DOES HE KNOW WHO'S TAKINGOVER FOR JON?

DON'T GO THERE.

I THOUGHT I'D ASK.

YOU NEVER KNOW.

[APPLAUSE]I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY BUT I JUST

WANTED TO KNOW ARE PEOPLE LIKECREFLO DOLLAR TAKING ADVANTAGE

OF POOR PEOPLE.

>> YES, OF COURSE THEY ARE.

BUT DON'T WORRY ME AND POPS WILLGET THEM ON THE BACK END.

>> I GOT YOU.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> ANYTHING ELSE LARRY WHILE I'MHERE?

>> WHAT SHOULD WE BE DOING ABOUTGLOBAL WARMING.

>> NO NO, THAT ONE'S ON YOUGUYS.

LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

IX-NAY ON ABORTIONS AND GAYMARRIAGE.

I'VE GOT TO ROLL.

JESUS OUT, GOOD-BYE.

>> JESUS, EVERYBODY. WHY WOULDHE SAY THAT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

JOINING US TONIGHT IS COMEDIAN,KURT METZGER.

THE NIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTORSHENAZ TREASURY.

WE'VE GOT ONE OF THE PASTORSFEATURED IN THE SHOW PREACHERS

OF DETROIT.

THAT AIRS ON OXYGEN FRIDAYS AT8:00 P.M., HE'S THE PASTOR DAVID

BULLOCK.

AND THE GREAT ACTOR STARRING INTHE NEW SHOW TIME SERIES

HAPPYISH PREMIERING ON APRIL26TH AT 9:30 P.M. BRADLEY

WHITFORD.

A LOT OF THE PROSPERITY GOSPEL,IS THAT THE RIGHT TERM.

>> SURE, THAT'S FINE.

>> I FEEL LIKE THEY EXPLOIT THENOTION THAT PEOPLE ARE GIVING

THEIR MONEY DIRECTLY TO GOD.

WHY DOES JESUS NEED SO MUCHMONEY.

IS HE LIKE CASH POOR RIGHT NOW.

DOES HE NEED ANOTHER ADDITION INHEAVEN.

>> HE SAYS IN MY FATHER'S HOUSETHERE ARE MANY ROOMS.

I THINK THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOMALREADY.

BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THESE MEGAMINISTRIES, THE ONLY ONE WHO

SEEMS TO BE MEGA RICH IS THEPASTOR AND HIS FAMILY.

>> EXACTLY.

GO AHEAD, BRADLEY.

>> I WANT TO DISAGREE.

WHAT'S HIS NAME.

>> CREFLO DOLLAR.

CREFLO ANNUITY IS HIS COUSIN.

YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU'VE CONVINCEDYOUR FLOCKS THAT THE SON OF GOD

IS A VENTURE CAPITALIST, THESKY'S THE LIMIT.

MAYBE GOD WANTED TO HAVE A PLANEHE COULD STAND UP IN.

MAYBE IT'S NOT ENOUGH.

>> IT'S DISGUSTING.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> SHOULD GOD BE IN A DISCUSSIONOF OUR FINANCES AT ALL.

>> WELL IF YOU BELIEVE IT, GOD'STHE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING.

SO YES. I USED TO BE A JEHOVAH'SWITNESS, I WAS A MINISTER

>> YOU WENT DOOR TO DOOR.

>> OH YES.

SOUNDS DANGEROUS, RIGHT?

>> IT IS DANGEROUS.>> YOU DON'T HEAR ABOUT

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSESGETTING GRABBED BECAUSE NOBODY

WANTS TO TALK TO JEHOVAH'SWITNESSES

[LAUGHTER]BUT THE PEOPLE THAT GET

EXPLOITED TO SOME DEGREE THEYWANT TO BE EXPLOITED. CERTAIN

PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THEIRPREACHER HAVE ALL THIS

STUFF>> IT'S KIND OF ASPIRATIONAL

>> THAT MEANS GOD'S BLESSINGHIM. IF THEY SAW A REAL JESUS

THEY'D SAY WHO IS THIS RATCHETJESUS.

THEY WOULDN'T GO WITH THAT.

>> AM I THE HATER HERE?

IS IT A QUID PRO QUO IF PEOPLEARE HAPPY.

>> YEAH, I FEEL IF PEOPLE AREHAPPY,

I WENT TO A TEMPLE OF RATS.

PEOPLE WORSHIP RATS.

>> IT'S LIKE OUR SUBWAY SYSTEM.

>> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEENTHE PASTORS AND THE RATS.

>> IF YOU TELL THEM -->> THE PASTOR HAS A JET.

>> DON'T LET PASTORS OFF THEHOOK.

I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

WHEN PEOPLE ARE DESPERATE, YOUKNOW, THEY'LL TAKE ANYTHING.

>> WHEN YOU GO INTO A POORCOMMUNITY OR TELLING A POOR

PERSON LOOK YOU DON'T HAVE TOWORK, RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

READ, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STUDY,YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A PLAN.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS BRING ALLYOUR MONEY TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY

AND GOD'S GOING TO DO IT ALL FORYOU.

I MEAN THAT MESSAGE ISATTRACTIVE TO SOMEBODY WHO HAS

BEEN DOWN SO LONG.

>> YES, SURE.

>> AND PREACHERS OUGHT TO BEHELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR TELLING

LIES.

>> HOW CAN THEY?

CAN THE GOVERNMENT --[APPLAUSE]

SHOULD THE GOVERNMENT BEINVOLVED IN THIS.

IF THEY'RE MAKING ALL THISMONEY, SHOULD WE CHANGE THE

RULES? WE'RE TAXING MARIJUANA.

SHOULD GREED BE TREATED LIKEWEED.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

IN INDIA THE HOLY MEN, THESADHUS, THEY ACTUALLY ASK

FOR DONATIONS TO SMOKE WEED.

YEAH, THEY DO.>> WORSHIPS RATS, PASTORS

THAT SMOKE WEED? WHERE ARE YOUFROM EXACTLY?

>> GO AHEAD.

>> HOW DID THESE GUYS GETAROUND, YOU KNOW, THEY SEEM TO

HAVE AN IDEA YOU KNOW LIKE JESUSWAS A BIG SUPPLY SIDE GUY

INSTEAD OF THE GUY THROWING THEMONEY LENDERS OUT OF THE TEMPLE.

LIKE SOMEBODY WALKING THROUGHBETHLEHEM SAYING DON'T HELP THE

LEPERS YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THEMLAZY.

>> THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS ISLUDICROUS, IT'S INSULTING.

AT SOME POINT THESE MEGACHURCHES ARE GOING TO COME DOWN

AND PEOPLE WILL OPEN THEIR EYESAND WE SHOULD NOT HELP THE POOR

SO WE COULD HAVE A PRIVATE JETTHAT DOESN'T BENEFIT THE

CONGREGATION OR THE CITY ORPEOPLE THAT ARE LOST AND LEFT

OUT. JESUS SAID I WAS HUNGRY,COME FEED ME.

I'M IN PRISON, COME VISIT ME.THAT'S THE JESUS I FOLLOW

I DON'T KNOW WHO CREFLO DOLLARFOLLOWS

>> THERE ARE A LOT OF GOODPASTORS OUT THERE

DOING A LOT OF GOOD WORK. WE'LLBE RIGHT BACK!

WELCOME BACK.

IT'S TIME FOR THE SEGMENT WELIKE TO CALL KEEP IT 100.

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW IT WORKS,YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP IT 100% REAL

AND YOU GET A NICE LITTLESTICKER

PASTOR LET'S START WITH YOU.

JESUS CALLS AND SAYS YOU HAVE TOGIVE UP YOUR MONEY AND

POSSESSIONS TO GET INTO HEAVEN.THE NEXT DAY MARK BURNETT CALLS

TO SAY YOU WILL BE ON THE MOSTPOPULAR REALITY SHOW OF ALL

TIME AND YOU'LL GET TO SPREADTHE WORD OF GOD. WITH MONEY

LIKE YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN. WHO DOYOU SAY YES TO, JESUS OR SATAN.

>> JESUS.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE SATAN-->> YOU CAN STILL SPREAD THE WORD

ON SATAN'S, I MEAN MARKBURNETT'S SHOW

>> SATAN REWARDS YOU IN THISLIFE BUT JESUS REWARDS YOU --

>>[APPLAUSE]

>> EXACTLY.

OKAY, KURT. I KNEW YOU GREW UP AJEHOVAH'S WITNESS AND WERE

KNOCKING ON DOORS, I KNOW HOWMUCH YOU

HATE THAT STUFF NOW, RIGHT.

>> I HATED KNOCKING ON DOORS BUTI DON'T HAVE A BITTERNESS

TOWARDS THE RELIGION.

>> WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE YOURWHOLE LIFE AS A JEHOVAH'S

WITNESS OR DIE IN HOT AIRBALLOON CRASH.

>> EASILY HOT AIR BALLOON.

>> A SPECTACULAR CRASH.

>> HOT AIR BALLOON CRASH.

ONE IT'S A COOL RIDE ON THE WAYDOWN.

TWO, I WAS GOING TO THREEMEETINGS A WEEK.

>> KEEP IT 100, RIGHT.

ANY TIME YOU ANSWER THAT FAST.

OKAY, BRADLEY, ALL RIGHT, LISTENUP. YOU ROB LOWE, MARTIN SHEEN

AND ALLISON JANNEY ARE IN A HOTAIR BALLOON RIDE TO A WEST WING

REUNION, ONE OF MY FAVORITESHOWS.

THE WIN SHIFTS THE HOT AIRBALLOON OUT OF CONTROL,

EVERYBODY DIES, OKAY.

IT'S REALLY SAD.

ST. PETER COMES DOWN AND SAYSBECAUSE I LOVE STUDIO 60 SO

MUCH, I'M USING ALL YOURSHOWS, I'M GOING TO DO YOU

A SOLID. HE'S TALKING TO YOU.

>> HE'S TALKING TO ME, NOT TOALLISON--

>> NO, HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUTTHEM

HE SAYS BUT YOU GET TO BRINGBACK TWO OF YOUR THREE COSTARS.

YOU GET TO BRING TWO OF YOURTHREE COSTARS TO HEAVEN

BUT ONE OF THEM IS GOING TOHELL.

WHO IS GOING TO HELL?

>> ROB LOWE[APPLAUSE]

>> VERY NICE.

I BELIEVE THAT NEEDS NOEXPLANATION.

>> VERY GOOD.

WELL DONE, BRAD, WELL DONE.

OKAY SHENAZ.

SAME QUESTION AS BRADLEY.ALTHOUGH LET'S CHANGE IT

A LITTLE BIT. MIKE YARD ANDRICKY VELEZ ARE YOUR OFFICEMATES

THE THREE OF YOU ARE IN A HOTAIR BALLOON TO THE SAME WEST

WING REUNION. THIS IS AVERY POPULAR REUNION.

A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T VET ALLTHE TRAVEL PLANS.

NOW YOU SEE THEM CRASH ANDBECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH WEST WING

FANS YOU REALIZE WHAT'S THEPOINT, RIGHT.

YOU JUST CUT THE CABLES ANDPLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH.

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU SEND TO HELLMIKE OR RICKY.

TO ADD A LITTLE PRESSURE HERETHEY ARE RIGHT NOW.

WHICH ONE'S GOING TO HELLSHENAZ?

NOT ONE OF THOSE WEIRD RELIGIONSYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, WE'RE

TALKING ABOUT FIRE AND BRIMSTONEHELL

>> CAN THEY BE REINCARNATED?

>> NO REINCARNATION.>> OH, THIS IS HARD

I HAVE TO GO BACK AND BE IN ANOFFICE WITH THEM

>> GIVE HER THE TEA>> YOU GET THE TEA, SHENAZ

>> IT WAS RICKY. HE WEARS A KNITCAP INDOORS

>> DID YOU SAY MIKE.

>> I DIDN'T SAY ANYONE.

>> TOO LATE NOW.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

IF YOU'RE HERE IN NEW YORK CITYCOME SEE THE SHOW.

GO TO NIGHTLYSHOW.COM FORTICKETS.

THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FORTONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS,BRADLEY WHITFORD, KURT METZGER,

DAVID BULLOCK AND SHENAZTREASURY.

I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW OUR PANELWENT LONG.

IT WAS A LOT OF FUN BUT YOU CANFINE THE WHOLE SEGMENT ON THE

WEB, OKAY.

FINALLY TONIGHT THE DARES YOU'VETWEETED HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLE.

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO COMPLETINGTHE BRACKET FOR DARE-Y WILMORE'S

MARCH BADNESS BRACKETSBALLDARE-O-MANIA.

IT'S BONER TIME TOURNAMENT.

LET'S LOOK AT WHAT'S AT STAKESTARTING TOMORROW.

IF NUMBER ONE SEED WISCONSINWINS IT ALL THIS SHOW WILL GO

MEDIEVAL.

I WILL HOST THE KNIGHTLY SHOWWEARING A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR.

THANKS AT GARRETT FOR REAL.

NEXT UP AT CABBAGE CAPTAIN DARESME TO WEAR A DONALD TRUMP

WIG IN AN OLD RATTY BATHROOM FORA WHOLE SHOW

I MAY HAVE THAT IN MY CLOSET,I'LL NEED TO CHECK

OKAY, DONE.

OUR FINAL DARE TONIGHT COMESFROM AT LAURIE T. MILLER.

TEACH MY MOM HOW TO USE HER NEWSMART PHONE.

DONE.

NOW I'M JUST DOING PEOPLEFAVORS.

I WILL DO IT IF BAYLOR GOES ALLTHE WAY.

THEY'RE A THREE-SEED. CHECKOUT THE LATEST BRACKET

ONLINE AND KEEP THE DARES COMINGWITH

HASHTAG DARE LARRY.

GOOD LUCK TO THE 16 SEEDS.

GOODNIGHTLY EVERYONE.

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