Premium Blend
Season 7

Love, Sharpe, Von Hagen, Clark

  • Season 7, Ep 707
  • 01/02/2004

D.L. Hughley stars in Premium Blend featuring Loni Love, Julius Sharpe, Kristeen von Hagen and Tom Clark.

ARE Y'ALL MARRIED?

ARE YOU ON MEDICATION

OR SOMETHING?

WHAT THE HELL...?

[LAUGHTER]

Y'ALL MARRIED?

THAT'S A PRETTY GIRL

YOU GETTIN'.

THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

HOW'D YOU GET HER?

YOU SAVE HER LIFE OR SOMETHING?

WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH

HER?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

STUFF YOU GOTTA LEARN IF YOU

WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

I COULD TEACH YOU.

DO YOU WANT TO LEARN?

YOU GOTTA LEARN TO SAY,

YOU RIGHT, I'M SORRY."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S IT, JUST THAT.

DON'T MATTER.

DON'T EVEN LET THEM GET STARTED,

"YOU RIGHT, I'M SORRY," 'CAUSE

THEY WILL TALK AND TALK AND TALK

AND TALK.

[LAUGHTER]

ARE YOU GOING TO GET MARRIED?

Audience Member: SOMEDAY.

D.L. Hughley: THAT'S A SMART

ANSWER.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I SUGGEST YOU STRING IT OUT

AS LONG AS YOU CAN.

'CAUSE SHE'LL LET YOU KNOW

WHEN IT'S TIME.

YOU KNOW HOW THAT STARTS?

"WE HAVE TO TALK."

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT, RUN THE

(BLEEP) OUT THE HOUSE.

GO.

SAVE YOURSELF.

THANK Y'ALL FOR COMING OUT.

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