July 20, 2015 - Donald Trump vs. POWs & Bill Cosby Backlash

  • 07/20/2015

Donald Trump calls out Sen. John McCain for being captured in Vietnam, and Larry examines the public's perception of Bill Cosby with Mike Yard, Kerry Coddett and Sunny Hostin.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WOW.

WOO!

YEAH, YEAH!

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING)OH, MAN.

SO NICE TO BE BACK.

OH, WOW.

I LIKE HOW IT SPED UP.

IT'S LIKE, "LARRY, LARRY,LARRY."

(LAUGHTER)MAN, I MISSED IT.

I HAD TO GO INTO STARBUCKS ANDBEG FOR THAT EVERY DAY.

(LAUGHTER)IT WAS HORRIBLE.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED OVER THEBREAK.

THERE WAS THE DEAL WITH THE --WITH THE OTHER THING AND --

(LAUGHTER)RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT?

AND THEN THE BLAH BLAH WITHTHE --

(LAUGHTER)YEAH, RIGHT, WITH THE

YOU KNOW, [ BLEEP ] THAT[ BLEEP ].

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU,[ BLEEP ].

(LAUGHTER)I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU THE

WHOLE TIME!

-OF-LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.

OVER THE WEEKEND, "THE NEW YORKTIMES" GOT AHOLD OF THE FULL

2005 COSBY DEPOSITION FROM ACASE INVOLVING A FEW OF THE AT

LEAST 48 WOMEN WHO HAVE ACCUSEDCOSBY.

(IMITATING COSBY)AND IT IS FULL OF THINGS ABOUT

THE INAPPROPRIATE, THE BLAH,BLAH, THE BIZZAH BAZZAHS, THE

RAPING AND THE TOUCHING AND THEDRINKING, THE BAAHHH!

(LAUGHTER)>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE

QUAALUDES, THE LAWYER ASKED HIM.

HE SAYS I USED THEM.

HE SAID, FOR WHAT?

COSBY SAID, THE SAME AS YOUWOULD, SAY, HAVE A DRINK.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: NO, NO NO!

IT'S NOT THE SAME.

"LET'S HAVE A DRINK" ISN'T A FUNWAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU'RE GOING

TO RUFI THEM.

(LAUGHTER)JUST LIKE "LET'S

HANG OUT" ISN'T A CUTESY WAY OFSAYING YOU'RE ORGANIZING A

LYNCHING.

(LAUGHTER)NOT THE SAME.

(IMITATING COSBY)OKAY, SO WHAT WAS ANOTHER "COSBY

SAYS THE DARNEDEST THINGS"THING?

(LAUGHTER)>> SHE MEETS ME BACKSTAGE.

I GIVE HER QUAALUDES.

WE THEN HAD SEX.

THE LAWYER SAYS SHE SAID SHEBELIEVES SHE WAS NOT IN THE

POSITION TO CONSENT TOINTERCOURSE AFTER YOU GAVE HER

THE DRUG.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT IS CORRECT?

I DON'T KNOW, COSBY REPLIED.

>> Larry: YES, YOU DO!

(LAUGHTER)YOU GAVE HER A DRUG AND THEN HAD

SEX WITH HER!

YOU KNEW SHE COULDN'T CONSENT!

LOOK, I ONLY KNOW THREE THINGSIN LIFE TO BE TRUE: BABY CORN

SHOULD NOT BE A THING.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT?

THE WORD "MOIST" SHOULD NEVER BEUSED EXCEPT NEXT TO THE WORD

TOWELETTE.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT?

TRUE?

AND BILL COSBY KNEW WHAT HE WASDOING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HE KNEW IT.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT AND NOT KNOW.

(APPLAUSE)ALL RIGHT?

(IMITATING COSBY)OKAY, LET'S KEEP THIS GOING!

WHAT ELSE CRAZIEST THING IT I-- DID I SAY?

(LAUGHTER)>> THEN IN REGARD TO ANOTHER

JANE DOE, HE SAYS YOU BEGANTALKING ABOUT HER CAREER AND

ASKING ABOUT HER FATHER WHO DIEDOF CANCER.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

YES, HE SAID, I REMEMBER THAT.

>> Larry: OH, [ BLEEP ]!

NO, NO, NO.

(LAUGHTER)PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE

GOING TO USE THIS CANCER THINGAS A WAY TO GET HER INTO BED.

>> DID YOU ASK HER THOSEQUESTIONS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO

HAVE SEX WITH HER?

YES, I DID, BILL COSBY SAID.

[ AUDIENCE OHs ]>> Larry: YOU USED HER DEAD

FATHER TO HAVE SEX WITH HER --LITERALLY HER GHOST DAD!

(LAUGHTER)I MEAN --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OKAY.

WHAT ELSE?

>> HE ALSO ADMITS IN THIS THATHE NEVER WENT THE ENTIRE WAY

WITH WOMEN.

THAT HE BELIEVES SEXUALINTERCOURSE WAS CONCERNING

BECAUSE SOMEBODY COULD FALL INLOVE WITH HIM.

HE DIDN'T WANT THAT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: SO LET ME BREAK THIS

DOWN.

ACCORDING TO COSBY, WHEN YOU'REDRUGGING WOMEN WHO YOU'VE

SEDUCED VIA GHOST DAD CANCERTALK, DON'T HAVE FULL-ON SEX

WITH THEM OR THEY'LL START TOGET A LITTLE CLINGY.

(LAUGHTER)DAMN, BILL COSBY!

WHO ARE YOU GETTING YOUR DATINGADVICE FROM?

BILL COSBY?

(LAUGHTER)SORRY, I COULDN'T THINK OF

ANYONE ELSE.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

SO WHAT ELSE DID THE COZ BRAGABOUT?

>> COSBY CLAIMED HE AND HISACCUSER WERE "PLAYING SEX, WERE

PLAYING, PETTING."

>> Larry: PETTING?!

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S GROSS.

I MEAN,THIS ISN'T A FIELD OF CUTE

LITTLE PUPPIES, BILL.

(LAUGHTER)BY THE WAY, YOU GUYS HAVE SAT

THROUGH A LOT OF DISGUSTING BILETONIGHT.

I GIVE YOU A LOT OF CREDIT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU DESERVE A BREAK.

LET'S ACTUALLY SEE SOME PUPPIESRUNNING THROUGH A FIELD.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THAT'S THE STUFF, MAN.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

BACK TO THE BILE.

IF THIS DEPOSITION PROVEDANYTHING, IT'S THAT COSBY HAS

ABSOLUTELY NO SELF-AWARENESS.

>> I THINK I'M A PRETTY DECENTREADER OF PEOPLE AND THEIR

EMOTIONS IN THESE "ROMANTICSEXUAL THINGS," HE TOLD THE

LAWYER, WHATEVER YOU WANT TOCALL THEM.

>> Larry: WHATEVER I WANT TOCALL THEM IS RAPES!

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE CALLEDTHEM.

HOLD ON!

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE ADECENT READER OF EMOTIONS?

FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS NOTHINGDECENT ABOUT YOU.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

ALL RIGHT?

AND SECONDLY,KNOCKED-OUT-AND-SNORING IS NOT

AN EMOTION.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

NOW, THIS DEPOSITION WAS NOT THEFIRST TIME COSBY BOLDLY JUST

EXPLAINED TO US WHAT HE WASDOING.

CHECK OUT THIS "SPANISH FLY"ROUTINE FROM 1969.

THIS WAS FROM HIS COMEDY ACT.

>> YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUTSPANISH FLY?

WELL, THERE'S THIS GIRL -- CRAZYMARY -- YOU PUT SOME IN HER

DRINK, MAN.

SHE'S LIKEAHHH.

(LAUGHTER)GO TO A PARTY, SEE FIVE GIRLS

STANDING ALONE.

BOY, IN I HAD A WHOLE JUG OFSPANISH FLY, I'D LIGHT THAT

CORNER UP OVER THERE.

[ AUDIENCE OHs ](LAUGHTER)

>> Larry: THIS WAS 15 YEARSBEFORE "THE COSBY SHOW" WAS EVEN

ON THE AIR.

THIS WASN'T A RED FLAG.

THIS WAS A HUGE COSBY SWEATERPATTERN FLAG.

(LAUGHTER)RIGHT?

WAIT, HOLD ON.

(APPLAUSE)AND EVEN ON "THE COSBY SHOW," HE

TALKED ABOUT SPIKING THEBARBECUE SAUCE.

>> HAVEN'T YOU EVER NOTICEDAFTER PEOPLE HAVE SOME OF MY

BARBECUE SAUCE, AFTER A WHILE,WHEN IT KICKS IN, THEY GET ALL

HUGGY-BUGGY?

>> I LOVE YOUR NECK, HONEY.

IT'S PERFECT, LIKE A SWAN.

>> OOH, ELVIN.

Larry: JESUS CHRIST, SONDRACAN'T EVEN KEEP HER EYES OPEN.

(LAUGHTER)WE'VE GOT CLIFF HUXTABLE ON

CAMERA FORCING MESQUITE RUFISAUCE ON HIS OWN FAMILY.

(LAUGHTER)SO LET ME SEE IF I CAN REALLY BE

CLEAR ABOUT THIS.

OKAY?

THIS IS HOW HORRIBLE OF A HUMANBEING THAT [ BLEEP ] IS.

THIS IS WHY I CALL HIM A[ BLEEP ] ALL THE TIME, OKAY?

(LAUGHTER)HE BELIEVES THAT DRUGGING AND

-- HE BELIEVES THAT DRUGGING ANDRAPING WOMEN DESERVES TO BE

LAUGHED AT.

HE PUT IT IN A COMEDY ACT, ANDHE PUT IT ON HIS TV SHOW.

HE FINDS WHAT HE DID TO BEFUNNY.

FIVE WORDS:YOU.

CAN.

GO.

[ BLEEP ].

YOURSELF.

FOR MORE ON THIS, FROM OUR 24/7COSBY SITUATION ROOM, IS OUR OWN

HOLLY WALKER.

HOLLY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HEY, HOLLY, I KNOW YOU HAVE A

LOT TO SAY.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUTTHIS?

>> FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVEN'TFORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, [ BLEEP ].

(LAUGHTER).

>> Larry: YEAH, YEAH.

WE -- I -- I -- I ACTUALLYALREADY COVERED THAT, HOLLY.

(LAUGHTER)>> OKAY.

THEN I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TOSAY.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: REALLY?

WAIT, NOTHING?

>> I CAN'T SAY IT, LARRY.

I HAVE TO RAP IT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: YOU HAVE TO RAP IT?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RAP IT?

>> BECAUSE COSBY HATES RAP, ANDMY MISSION IN LIFE IS TO DO

ANYTHING THAT MIGHT IRRITATETHAT ASSHOLE.

>> Larry: OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)GO FOR IT.

>> GIVE ME A BEAT.

(RAP BEAT)AH, YEAH!

(CHEERS)♪ I WAS CHILLIN' IN HAWAII

SIPPIN' ON A MARGARITA ♪♪ SMOOTH AS CAN BE

LIKE GOLDEN BROWN VELVEETA ♪♪ THEN I SAW A NEWSPAPER

HAD TO SPIT OUT MY FOOD ♪♪ BILL COSBY CONFESSED TO USING

QUAALUDES? ♪♪ TONS OF WOMEN VINDICATED!

I FOUND MYSELF CRYINGFINALLY, THERE'S PROOF BILL

COSBY WAS LYING! ♪♪ DEPOSITION RELEASED

MUCH TO BILL'S CHAGRIN ♪♪ CALL ME COPPERTONE

'CAUSE I'M RUBBING THIS[ BLEEP ] IN ♪

(LAUGHTER)♪ BILL COSBY IS A RAPIST

EVERYBODY WILL KNOW IT'S TRUE ♪♪ HE SHOULD STOP DOING SHOWS

IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY ♪♪ HELLO FRIEND

GOODBYE TO YOU ♪♪ THERE WERE OTHER NEWS STORIES

NOTHING STUCK WITH ME ♪♪ NOT EVEN

JARED BEING RAIDED FOR HIS CHILDPORNOGRAPHY ♪

♪ NOTHING ELSE MATTEREDFOR 14 DAYS ALL I THOUGHT OF

WAS THE RAPIST THAT SAIDHEY HEY HEY ♪

(LAUGHTER)♪ THE SERENA SLAM AND PLUTO UP

CLOSE MEANT ZIP ♪♪ WHEN HE CONFESSED TO GIVING

WOMEN A DOSE ♪♪ NOT THE WOMEN'S WORLD CUP OR

CAITLYN'S ESPY SNAG ♪♪ NOW THAT COSBY'S GOING DOWN

LIKE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG ♪♪>> AND I'M OUT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WOW.

HOLLY WALKER, EVERYONE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

NICE!

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

TIME TO CHECK IN ON THEPRESIDENTIAL RACE.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THEUNBLACKENING?

♪♪(LAUGHTER)

>> Larry: MAN!

IN COMPLETELY UNSURPRISING NEWS,PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DONALD

TRUMP SPIT OUT ANOTHER SERIES OFVILE COMMENTS OVER THE WEEKEND.

WHAT?!

(LAUGHTER)THIS TIME, IN THE FORM OF DIGS

AT SENATOR JOHN McCAIN'S WARSERVICE.

>> BUT, FRANK, LET ME GET TO IT.

HE'S A WAR HERO.

>> HE'S NOT A WAR HERO.

A WAR HERO.

HE'S A WAR HERO BECAUSE HE WASCAPTURED.

I LIKE PEOPLE THAT WEREN'TCAPTURED.

OKAY?

I HATE TO TELL YOU.

[ AUDIENCE BOOs ]>> Larry: I DON'T THINK YOU HATE

TO TELL US ANYTHING, DONALD

(LAUGHTER)AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, "I LIKE

PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T CAPTURED"?

SORRY.

(IMITATING TRUMP)THAT'S WHY I HATE SLAVES.

I'M OKAY WITH SLAVERY, BUTSLAVES ARE LOOZAS.

(LAUGHTER)COME ON, THEY GOT CAPTURED.

I HATE TO TELL YOU.

(LAUGHTER)THIS IS SO

UNBELIEVABLE TO ME.

CALLING OUT A VET FOR BEING AP.O.W.?

WHAT'S NEXT?

CALLING OUT A FIREFIGHTER FORGETTING CAUGHT IN A BURNING

BUILDING?

(LAUGHTER)(IMITATING TRUMP)

HE'S A LOOZA.

DIDN'T YOU SEE THE FIRE BURNINGIN THE BUILDING?

(LAUGHTER)RIGHT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

THAT'S LOOZA LOGIC.

(LAUGHTER)HATE TO TELL YOU.

I HATE TO TELL YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)LOOZA.

LISTEN UP, LISTEN TO ME.

SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN LOOZAS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S WHY I HATE C-SECTIONS.

LOOZAS.

(LAUGHTER)WHAT ARE YOU, COMING OUT

SIDEWAYS?

YOU'RE ALL CAPTURED IN THERELIKE A LOOZA.

(LAUGHTER)YOU'RE STARTING OUT YOUR LIFE AS

A LOOZA.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE IN YOURJOURNAL "DAY ONE: LOOZA."

DONALD TRUMP THEATER, EVERYONE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)LOOZA, LOOZA, LOOZA, LOOZA.

NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY BE TOOYOUNG TO REMEMBER WHO JOHN

McCAIN IS.

I MEAN, HE LAST RAN FORPRESIDENT IN 2008.

THAT'S LIKE 400 TWITTER YEARSAGO.

(LAUGHTER)LONG TIME.

BUT JOHN McCAIN DIDN'T JUSTSPEND 5 1/2 YEARS AS A PRISONER

OF WAR, ENDURING TORTURE ANDINJURIES THAT STILL PLAGUE HIM

TO TODAY.

HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMEHOME EARLY, BUT HE REFUSED,

SPECIAL TREATMENT UNLESSEVERYONE WAS RELEASED.

WHAT McCAIN DID WAS HONORABLEAND SELFLESS.

HOW CAN I PUT IT IN A BETTERWAY?

IT WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OFPUTTING UP

A GOLD-PLATED HOTEL WITH YOURNAME ON IT.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

LOOK, GUYS, I GET IT.

I KNOW IT'S CRAZY SEASONIN A PRESIDENTIAL CYCLE, BUT

USUALLY THE CRAZY ONES STARTFALLING AWAY WHEN THEIR

CRAZINESS IS EXPOSED.

NINE, NINE, NINE!

RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)BUT NOT TRUMP.

HE JUST KEEPS RIGHT ON TRUMPING,I MEAN, AND --

(LAUGHTER)RIGHT UP THE REPUBLICAN POLLS.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

BUT, HEY, I'M NOT SAYING STOP.

(LAUGHTER)I'VE GOT A COMEDY SHOW THAT

NEEDS CONTENT.

(LAUGHTER)KEEP ON TRUMPING.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

"THE NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTORAND MEMBER OF OUR BARBERSHOP

MIKE YARD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN KERRY

CODDETT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND BACK WITH US AGAIN, CNN

LEGAL ANALYST SUNNY HOSTIN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OKAY.

LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE PUDDINGPOP MAN.

(LAUGHTER)IN HIS OWN WORDS, HE COMES OUT

AND SAYS ALL THIS STUFF IN THEDEPOSITION AND IT STILL SOUNDS

LIKE SOME PEOPLE ARE STRUGGLINGTO SAY THAT HE RAPED.

WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?

WHY -->> I THINK BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK

IT'S DR. HUXTABLE, RIGHT?

I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK THEY'VEBEEN ABLE TO SEPARATE THE TWO.

BUT I THINK MOST PEOPLE BELIEVEIT NOW.

I THINK IT'S SORT OF THE FRINGECRAZIES THAT ARE UNWILLING --

>> Larry: I THINK HE'LL SLIP MEA PUDDING POP BUT I DON'T

THINK HE'S DR. HUXTABLE.

>> WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? ARETHEY RAPISTS?

(LAUGHTER).

>> I THINK --Larry: ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT

THINK HE WOULD NOT ARE RAPISTS.THAT'S HOW MUCH OF A DIRTBALL HE

IS. RAPISTS ARE LIKE, NAH,HE IS NOT ONE OF US.

(LAUGHTER)>> EXACTLY.

WE DO NOT DRUG PEOPLE.

>> I THINK PEOPLE ARE HAVING AHARD TIME CALLING HIM A RAPIST

BECAUSE THEY -- RAPIST BECAUSETHEY THINK, THESE GIRLS SIGNED

UP FOR IT OR THESE GIRLS WENT UPTO HIS HOTEL ROOM OR THEY

KNOWINGLY TOOK A PILL.

IF I'M AN ACTRESS AND I'M TRYINGTO GET AHEAD IN MY CAREER, THAT

DOESN'T MEAN IF I GO UP TO AHOTEL ROOM WITH BILL COSBY, I

WANT HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH MEWHILE I'M UNCONSCIOUS.

IT MIGHT MEAN I WANT HIM TOFONDLE MY TITTIES A LITTLE BIT.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS)

>> Larry: LET ME SEE IF IUNDERSTAND THIS, KERRY.

YOU'RE SAYING HE DOESN'T HAVE TOKNOCK YOU OUT TO FONDLE YOUR --

(LAUGHTER).

>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

I WANT TO BE CONSCIOUS.

(LAUGHTER)IF YOU SAY, KERRY, I'LL LET YOU

BE THE NEW MIKE YARD IF YOU COMEUP TO THE HOTEL.

(LAUGHTER)>> I DID NOT GET FONDLED TO BE

MIKE YARD.

OKAY?

DON'T PUT ME IN THAT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: I'M NOT SURE WHAT

POSITION YOU'RE TAKING, KERRY.

>> I'M SAYING EVEN IF THE WOMANWENT UP TO THE HOTEL ROOM, IT

DOESN'T MEAN THEY SIGNED UP TOGET RAPED.

>> Larry: I DON'T THINKANYBODY --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

Larry: EXACTLY.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS --THIS IS SIGNING ME UP -- I

WANTED TO SIGN UP FOR RAPE, THISIS NOT --

(LAUGHTER)WHERE'S THE SIGN-UP FOR RAPE?

>> THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALLSTRUGGLING WITH IS THAT ISSUE OF

CONSENT.

I READ THE DEPOSITION, 1,000PAGES.

I SPENT THE DAY READING IT, ANDWHAT WAS SO SHOCKING TO ME IS HE

SEEMINGLY BELIEVED THAT HE COULDASSESS NONVERBAL CONSENT WHEN A

WOMAN'S BEEN KNOCKED OUT ONQUAALUDES.

SO MANY OF THE WOMEN -->> Larry: BUT HE'S CLEARLY LYING

RIGHT THERE.

>> HE'S CLEARLY LYING, BUT THEWOMEN CAME FORWARD AND SAID

JUST THAT.

HE TOOK MY ABILITY TO CONSENT.

HE TOOK MY ABILITY TO DOANYTHING AWAY FROM ME.

AND THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE TALKINGABOUT A REAL SOCIOPATH.

>> I AGREE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> I ACTUALLY THINK THE WORD

IS -- I THINK THE WORD ISMONSTER.

>> Larry: YEAH, HE'S A MONSTER.

HE'S A DIRTBAG.

Larry: HE HAS THE MEDAL OFFREEDOM THAT HE GOT LIKE 13

YEARS AGO.

THERE WAS A GREAT REPORTER THATASKED OBAMA STRAIGHT UP, CAN YOU

TAKE IT AWAY?

HE SAID, WE DON'T HAVE THEMECHANICS FOR THAT.

MECHANICS?

YOU CAN SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER.

>> HE'S THE PRESIDENT.

HE'S GOT VETO POWER.

HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.

>> Larry: HE OPENED THEDOOR TO CUBA.

THAT WAS PADLOCKED SHUT.

HE GAVE IRAN ALL KINDS OF [BLEEP ] >> HE SAYS THAT HE

DOESN'T REALLY CARE, RIGHT?

HE'S GOT THE BUCKET LIST NOWTHAT RHYMES WITH SOMETHING ELSE.

(LAUGHTER)SO I'M ACTUALLY --

>> Larry: HIS BLACK SIDE ISPRESIDENTING RIGHT NOW.

(LAUGHTER)>> SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY

SURPRISING TO ME THAT HE -- HETHOUGHT HE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING

ABOUT IT.

>> DAMN HIS MEDAL OF FREEDOM.

HOW ABOUT WE TAKE AWAY HISFREEDOM [ BLEEP ]?

NOT HIS MEDALS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: SEE, I THINK IF YOU'RE

A SERIAL RAPIST LIKE THAT --RAPE IS HORRIBLE BUT HE'S BEEN

DOING IT SINCE THE '60s FORCHRIST SAKE.

>> YES, HE HAS.

Larry: THERE HAS TO BE AMECHANISM FOR PUTTING SOMEBODY

AWAY LIKE THAT.

>> THERE ISN'T NOW, BUT I THINKTHAT'S GOING TO CHANGE ACTUALLY.

I DID CHILD SEX CRIMES AS AFEDERAL PROSECUTOR.

>> Larry: YOU DID CHILD SEXCRIMES?

(LAUGHTER).

>> I PROSECUTED CHILD SEXCRIMES.

(LAUGHTER)AND THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

HAS CHANGED FOR CHILD SEXCRIMES.

I DO THINK AFTER THIS QUITEFRANKLY, THIS SCANDAL, I THINK

THAT WE'RE GOING TO SEE AMOVEMENT TOWARDS CHANGING THE

STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS AT LEASTONE GOOD THING WILL COME OUT OF

IT.

BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S EVERGOING TO SEE THE INSIDE OF A

JAIL CELL ACTUALLY IN THESECASES, BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT,

EVERY SINGLE VICTIM OF CRIMETHAT I'VE MET HAS SAID THEY

WANTED TO BE BELIEVED.

>> Larry: RIGHT.

THEY WANTED TO BE VALIDATED.

AND GUESS WHAT?

EVERY SINGLE PERSON NOWBELIEVES -- MOST PEOPLE

BELIEVE --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> YEAH.

Larry: YOU STARTED TO SAY ALITTLE BIT ABOUT THE HUXTABLES

DO YOU THINK PEOPLE JUST HAVEA PROBLEM SEPARATING THE ART

FROM THE ASSHOLE?

(LAUGHTER)>> I THINK -- IF WE LOOK, PEOPLE

HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TURN A BLINDEYE IF ART IS GOOD ENOUGH.

R. KELLY PEED ON A KID.

HE CAME BACK STEPPING, WE WERESINGING RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM.

>> THAT'S RIGHT!

YOU'RE RIGHT!

>> I WASN'T. PEES ON THE KID?STOP ME RIGHT THERE

(OVERLAPPING TALKING)>> AND THE REASON PEOPLE DON'T

FORGIVE CHRIS BROWN FOR WHATHE DID TO RIHANNA IS BECAUSE HIS

MUSIC IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

THAT'S FACT.

IT'S TRUE.

>> AND THAT'S WHY I THINK PEOPLEJUST CAN'T SEPARATE THE TWO.

BUT I THINK PEOPLE NEED TOSTART SEPARATING THE TWO.

I DON'T GO WATCH ROMAN POLANSKIFILMS ANYMORE, RIGHT?

I DON'T DO THAT.

I DON'T LISTEN TO CHRIS BROWNANYMORE.

I DON'T DO THAT.>> Larry: YOU'RE SAYING IF

"LEONARD PART 7" WAS HILARIOUSALL THIS WOULD GO AWAY

>> I NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEMBECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN A BIG

FAN OF ANY OF THE COSBYS, FATALBERT, DR. HUXTABLE, THE

RAPIST.

(LAUGHTER)I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF ANY OF

THEM.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEM, NOT

BEING ABLE TO DISTINGUISH.

HE'S A [ BLEEP ] RAPIST. IN THEWORDS OF THE GREAT LARRY WILMORE

THAT [ BLEEP ] DID IT.

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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