In this episode, President Obama's first year in office: if he was as good a leader as Sarah Palin, he'd be retired by now. Then, terror at our nation's airports -- have you seen what Delta's charging for luggage? And my guest, John Farmer, will take us behind the scenes of national security. Al Qaeda, turn off your televisions. Never let them see you sweat, especially in HD, 'cause it looks like a mudslide. This is The Colbert Report.