In this episode, Sean Hannity professes his love for America. Sorry, Sean. I'm married. Plus, I explore ways to make John McCain more exciting. Step one: Vice President Truckasaurus. And my guest Bishop N.T. Wright is here to talk about the future of Christianity. Could it be another crusade? Beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder. I've checked. There's nothing in there but veins and goo. This is The Colbert Report.