In this episode, revolution in the streets of Paris, but not the charming musical kind. And The Colbert Report airs in Canada -- seems fair: you gave us Neil Young, we give you me. Then I invite New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer onto the show because he's agreed not to prosecute. Plus, sleigh-rides, carols and half-naked dancing girls: which of these Christmas traditions is at risk? Somebody get me a bucket, I think I'm gonna truth. This is The Colbert Report.