In this episode, some surprising news about a 5,000-year-old frozen caveman. He has doubts about that new caveman sitcom too. Then, President Bush nominates a new surgeon general. Or he might have just said, "Surge on, general." And I talk to Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul as part of my new series, "Better Know a Presidential Candidate Who Will Talk to Me." I've got good news! I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to no car insurance. This is The Colbert Report.