In this episode, Michael Moore criticizes our healthcare system. I say, "Physician, heal thyself -- as long as it's not a pre-existing condition." And I'll introduce my new segment about emerging technologies -- prepare to learn about the wonders of laserdisc. Plus, my guest Frank Sulloway says birth order determines personality traits -- sounds like somebody wants attention from his parents. Bless you. I assume somebody sneezed. This is The Colbert Report.