In this episode, Obama chooses his cabinet. First he's measuring the drapes, now he's picking a cabinet? The guy sure loves to decorate. Then, a new war is tearing our country apart -- please let it be the Eskimos versus the handicapped. Then, author Malcolm Gladwell says he knows why certain people become successful. It involves writing a best-selling book about how people become successful. If your Colbert Report lasts more than half an hour, consult your physician. This is The Colbert Report.