Martin, Holcomb, Bergreen, Amazing Jonathan

  • Season 4, Ep 0401
  • 12/31/2000

IT'S NICE TO HAVE Y'ALL HERE.

GOD, WHAT A NIGHT I HAD LAST

NIGHT.

YOU EVER HAVE A PROBLEM GETTING

TO SLEEP?

THAT EVER HAPPEN TO ANYONE HERE?

LAST NIGHT I COULD NOT GET

TO SLEEP.

I'M JUST FLIPPING AROUND

IN MY BED, CAN'T GET TO SLEEP.

SO HERE'S WHAT I DO.

I WAKE UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING.

I GO OVER TO KRISPY KREME

DOUGHNUTS.

(AUDIENCE CHEERS LOUDLY)

I BUY TWO LOVELY HONEY-GLAZED

DOUGHNUTS.

I STICK 'EM TO MY EYES.

AND I CLIMB UP INTO A PINE TREE

AND PRETEND I'M AN OWL.

HOO-HOO.

HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO.

HOO-HOO.

ALL RIGHT.

LET ME-- I JUST GOT TO GET SOME

ENERGY HERE.

I, UH, I'M TRYING TO GET SOME

ENERGY.

I'VE BEEN DRINKING A LOT OF

COFFEE LATELY, AND I USUALLY GO

TO THE DINER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

TO GET THE COFFEE.

AND I USED TO EAT THERE ALL THE

TIME, BUT NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE,

NOT SINCE THE TIME I WENT TO USE

THEIR BATHROOM AND I SAW A SIGN

THAT SAID, "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH

HANDS... ESPECIALLY CARL."

(LAUGHTER)

I'M TRYING TO BE MORE CREATIVE

LATELY.

I'M WORKING ON A BOOK RIGHT NOW.

I'M PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT

BECAUSE SOME AUTHORS WRITE IN

FIRST PERSON AND OTHERS WRITE

IN THIRD PERSON, BUT I'M WRITING

MY BOOK IN FIFTH PERSON.

SO EVERY SENTENCE STARTS OUT

WITH "I HEARD FROM THIS GUY

WHO TOLD SOMEBODY..."

IT'S GONNA BE A LONG BOOK.

(LAUGHTER)

I THINK THE WORST TIME TO HAVE

A HEART ATTACK IS DURING A GAME

OF CHARADES.

(LAUGHTER)

ESPECIALLY IF YOUR TEAMMATES

ARE BAD GUESSERS.

"GAME OVER" MEANS GAME OVER.

ON THURSDAY I CHANGED THE NAMES

OF ALL MY FISH.

AND THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND...

ESPECIALLY DEAD TONY.

(LAUGHTER)

ONE OF MY FRIENDS JUST SPENT

$700 FOR A COUCH THAT TURNS INTO

A BED.

AND I SAID TO HIM, "DUDE,

YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY.

EVERY COUCH TURNS INTO A BED.

YOU JUST GOT TO LIE ON IT LONG

WAYS."

AND IF YOU DRINK ENOUGH BEER,

EVERYTHING TURNS INTO A BED.

AND A LITTLE MORE MAKES

EVERYTHING A TOILET.

(LAUGHTER)

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO I WENT

INTO A SPORTING GOODS STORE

AND I BOUGHT A MUSCLE SHIRT...

THOSE THINGS SHOULD COME WITH A

WARNING: MAY LOWER SELF-ESTEEM.

GEEZ.

LAST WEEK I LOST MY TEMPER IN MY

KARATE CLASS.

MAN, I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN

UNTIL I'M A BLACK BELT.

'CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU, THERE'S

A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAKING

KARATE AND RECEIVING KARATE.

SKINNY GUY RECEIVES.

I GOT THIS STUFF THAT MAKES

MY TOILET WATER BLUE.

IT'S CALLED BLUEBERRY POPSICLES.

I MEAN, YOU GOT TO EAT A LOT

OF 'EM, BUT IT WORKS.

(LAUGHTER)

I USED TO COMPETE IN SPORTS

A LOT.

AND THEN I REALIZED THAT YOU CAN

BUY TROPHIES.

(LAUGHTER)

(WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE)

NOW I'M GOOD AT EVERYTHING.

I WAS IN A BAR THE OTHER NIGHT

WITH SOME FRIENDS, AND I HAD TO

GO TO THE BATHROOM REALLY BAD,

SO I WENT IN THERE.

AND I SAT DOWN, AND I LOOKED UP,

AND ON THE STALL SOMEBODY WROTE,

"METALLICA RULES."

AND UNDER THAT SOMEBODY WROTE,

"METALLICA SUCKS."

AND UNDER THAT SOMEBODY WROTE,

"YOU SUCK."

AND UNDER THAT SOMEBODY WROTE,

"SCREW YOU."

AND I JUST THOUGHT, MAN, A LOT

OF PEOPLE CRAP WITH PENS.

(LAUGHTER)

THIS SUMMER I WANT TO GO TO

THE BEACH AND BURY METAL OBJECTS

THAT SAY "GET A LIFE" ON THEM.

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

I LIKE THE BEACH, THOUGH.

I LOVE THE BEACH.

I LIKE TO GET THERE REALLY EARLY

BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE SHOWS UP

AND TAKE LIKE 30 BOTTLES WITH

NOTES IN 'EM AND THROW THEM INTO

THE WATER.

THEN I WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO COME

TO THE BEACH.

WHEN SOMEONE GOES TO PICK UP ONE

OF THE BOTTLES, I GO UP BEHIND

THEM.

BECAUSE WHEN THEY OPEN THE

BOTTLE, INSIDE THERE'S A NOTE

THAT SAYS, "I'M STANDING RIGHT

BEHIND YOU."

THANK YOU, AUDIENCE.

♪ (MUSIC PLAYING)

THE SHOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I'M GHETTO.

I AIN'T GOT NO SHAME.

I'M EXTRA GHETTO.

I GOT TWO SIX-YEAR-OLDS AND THEY

AIN'T TWINS.

(AUDIENCE AW'S)

BUT, ANYWAY, WHILE I'M UP HERE,

I WANT TO BE BLUNT AND TO THE

POINT.

IS THAT COOL?

>> AUDIENCE: YEAH!

>> COREY: ALL RIGHT.

SO, UM, ANY HOOKERS IN HERE?

(LAUGHTER)

HOOKERS NEVER SPEAK UP WHEN YOU

GIVE THEM AN OPPORTUNITY.

I'M CONFIDENT THAT THERE ARE

HOOKERS IN HERE.

WHAT IT IS, SEE, MAYBE YOU'RE A

HOOKER AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE

A HOOKER.

I CAN FIX THAT.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING.

IF YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED

ANYTHING BESIDES LOVE AND

AFFECTION FOR YOUR BODY,

YOU A HOOKER.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

NOW, STAND UP AND BE ACCOUNTED

FOR.

'CAUSE I GOT A COUPLE OF EXTRA

DOLLARS, YOU KNOW.

I PAY FOR IT SOMETIME.

I DON'T WANT NO GIRLFRIEND.

I DON'T NEED NOBODY SCRATCHING

UP MY CAR.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF THE GUYS OUT

ON YOUR FIRST DATE.

I KNOW THAT'S TOUGH.

YOU'RE OUT ON THE FIRST DATE.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA

HAPPEN AFTER THE SHOW.

IT'S ROUGH.

I KNOW HOW IT IS.

YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO ASK FOR

WHAT YOU WANT.

(LAUGHS)

YOU TAKE A GIRL OUT, SPEND ALL

YOUR MONEY, GET THAT LITTLE KISS

ON THE CHECK AT THE END OF

THE NIGHT.

GOOD-BYE.

(LAUGHS)

THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME,

YOU KNOW.

I ASK FOR SEX WHEN I SHOW UP AT

THE DOOR FOR THE DATE.

(APPLAUSE)

THAT'S WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU, LADIES.

I KNOW-- I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW

WHENEVER A MAN IS IN YOUR FACE,

HE'S THINKING ABOUT SEX.

BELIEVE ME.

DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU.

I KNOW YOU GOT THE PHONY GUYS

THAT COME ACROSS LIKE,

"I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND."

NO, NO, NO.

HE WANTS SEX AND THAT'S ALL--

THAT'S ALL OUR MIND CAN THINK

ABOUT UNTIL WE GET IT: SEX.

THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK WHEN

TALKING TO US BEFORE WE HAVE HAD

SEX WITH YOU, LADIES.

(MOUTHING)

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

ANYWAY.

SO...

(LAUGHS)

ANYWAY.

THERE'S SO MUCH I HAVE TO TELL

THE LADIES.

I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW,

I'M NOT CONFUSED UP HERE.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT.

SEE, I'M NOT LIKE THE AVERAGE

GUY.

I DON'T WANT A WOMAN WITH HOPES

AND DREAMS.

YOU KNOW.

HOW ARE WE GONNA HAVE A

PRODUCTIVE RELATIONSHIP AND YOU

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF?

(LAUGHTER)

YOU'RE WASTING BOTH OF OUR TIME

AGAIN.

ANOTHER THING.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE GUYS THAT

GOT MARRIED, YOU KNOW, THAT DATE

THAT WENT ALL THE WAY.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

HOPE YOU GOT THE RIGHT WOMAN,

'CAUSE MARRIAGE-- MARRIAGE IS A

TRIP NOWADAYS.

ONCE YOU GET MARRIED, YOU'RE

BASICALLY SIGNING ALL YOUR

RIGHTS OVER TO THE WOMAN.

I'M TELLING YOU.

(WOMEN CHEERING)

LOOK AT THE LADIES.

THEY LIKE THAT.

YOU GET MARRIED, YOU JUST SIGNED

ALL YOUR RIGHTS OVER TO HER.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,

LET SOMETHING GO WRONG WITH

THE MARRIAGE.

I GUARANTEE CHANCES ARE YOU'RE

GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT OF YOUR

HOUSE.

I KNOW IT'S YOUR HOUSE AND YOU

BOUGHT IT.

BUT, UM-- (LAUGHS)--

WHAT YOU DON'T REALIZE IS THAT'S

HER HOUSE AND SHE'S BASICALLY

LETTING YOU LIVE THERE WHILE

THINGS ARE GOING OKAY.

BECAUSE THE COURTS GIVE THE

WOMAN THE HOUSE, AND I'M TELLING

YOU, FELLAS.

YOU GOT TO GET OUT AND THEN YOU

COME PICK THE KIDS UP A YEAR

LATER AND SOMEBODY LIKE ME

ANSWERS THE DOOR.

(LAUGHTER)

I AIN'T NO GOOD, EITHER.

"HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

HEY, YOU WANT TO SHOOT SOME

POOL?

THERE WAS A POOL TABLE IN HERE

WHEN I MOVED IN LAST WEEK.

YEAH, I DID A NICE JOB AROUND

HERE, MAN.

I'M JUST PLAYING WITH YOU.

YOU HERE TO PICK THE KIDS UP;

RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

HOLD ON.

WAIT RIGHT THERE.

HEY, COME HERE, MARY.

YOUR DADDY'S GONNA TAKE YOU OUT

SOMEWHERE.

NOT ME, YOUR REAL DADDY.

DON'T ACT LIKE THAT.

I THINK MAMA (BLEEP) THEM RIGHT.

(LAUGHING)

OH, YOUR SON?

NO.

HE CAN'T GO NOWHERE TILL HE

FINISH CUTTING THE GRASS, MAN.

HEY, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN A

HURRY.

HE GOT THINGS TO DO AROUND HERE,

MAN.

HE HAS RESPONSIBILITIES.

CALM DOWN, MAN.

I'M TELLING-- CALM.

I TELL YOU WHAT.

I TELL YOU WHAT.

LOOK.

YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE WAY

OH, MY GOD!

I AM SO EXCITED!

I JUST HAD SOME COFFEE.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW, STARBUCKS KEEPS

POPPING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE,

AND THEY DON'T HAVE A SLOGAN

YET, SO I THOUGHT OF ONE FOR

THEM.

LET'S SEE IF YOU GUYS LIKE IT.

"IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE,

BUT THE LINE IS LONG."

(LAUGHTER)

I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

I'VE HAVEN'T HAD A BOYFRIEND,

LIKE, A HUNDRED YEARS.

I'M AT THAT POINT NOW WHERE

I COULD REALLY USE A GUY ON A

SATURDAY FOR LIKE 6 HOURS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

'CAUSE EVERYTHING IN MY

APARTMENT IS BROKEN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S SO HARD TO MEET PEOPLE,

THOUGH.

EVERYONE'S LIKE, "GO TO A PARTY.

MEET PEOPLE AT A PARTY."

PARTIES ARE BORING.

SOMETIMES I'M SO BORED AT A

PARTY, I'LL SLIP MYSELF A

ROOFIE.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S THE DATE-RAPE DRUG.

HE KNOWS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SO I'M TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF

MYSELF.

I JOINED A GYM.

DO YOU GUYS DO THAT?

YEAH?

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY HAVE THIS

AT YOUR GYM, BUT AT MY GYM WE

HAVE THE WOMAN THAT COMES

TO THE GYM, TAKES OFF ALL OF HER

CLOTHES, LOOKS AT HERSELF NAKED

IN THE MIRROR AND NEVER, EVER

GOES TO WORK OUT.

IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING.

I'M LIKE, DOES THIS WOMAN NOT

HAVE A MIRROR IN HER HOME?

RIGHT?

AND I SEE HER FROM TIME TO TIME.

I WAS THERE LAST WEEK.

I GET TO THE GYM.

SHE'S STARK NAKED LOOKING AT

HERSELF.

I GO.

I DO A LITTLE WORKOUT.

I COME BACK AN HOUR LATER--

OKAY, 20 MINUTES, BUT I WANTED

TO IMPRESS YOU GUYS; RIGHT?

I GET THERE.

SHE'S STARK NAKED, STILL STARING

AT HERSELF.

SO I START LOOKING IN THE

MIRROR, LOOKING AT HER LOOKING

AT HERSELF IN THE MIRROR.

I'M LOOKING FOR 2 MINUTES AND

THEN SUDDENLY I REALIZE THAT

SHE'S TOTALLY CAUGHT ME CHECKING

HER OUT.

IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING; RIGHT?

MY FACE WAS RED.

I'M SWEATING.

MY HEART'S BEATING.

FRANKLY, I WISH THIS WOULD

HAPPEN TO ME EVERY TIME BECAUSE

I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO GO

TO THE GYM AGAIN.

RIGHT?

AND I'M LIKE FREAKING.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

HER GYM BAG WAS WIDE OPEN,

SO I THREW IN A DOLLAR.

(CHEERS AND WHISTLES)

SHE KEEPS CALLING ME.

IT'S HARD TO TAKE--

EVERYTHING A SCAM.

PEOPLE WILL RIP YOU OFF, TOO.

ALL THIS.

I SAW A GUY AT THE GYM.

HE HAD ON A PIN.

IT SAID, "ASK ME HOW I LOST

45 POUNDS."

I WENT UP TO HIM.

I SAID, "MORE TO THE POINT, SIR,

HOW DO YOU INTEND TO LOSE THE

NEXT 322?"

DO YOU HAVE A HANDKERCHIEF, SIR?

YES.

ALL RIGHT.

DO THIS.

YOU GOT SOME STUFF HANGING ON

YOUR...

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YEAH.

WELL, LET'S-- LET'S GO--

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO NOW IS WE'RE

ACTUALLY GONNA GO INTO THE

AUDIENCE.

WE'RE GONNA TRY TO FIND A

VOLUNTEER TO HELP ME OUT WITH A

TRICK.

THIS CAN BE ANYBODY.

SO RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE

SITTING UP FRONT AND YOU WOULD

LIKE TO HELP.

YOU, SIR!

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU.

YES.

YOU'LL BE PERFECT.

COME ON UP HERE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

HOW ARE YA?

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

RED WINE OR-- AH.

SORRY.

MO, WE'RE GONNA DO A NEAT LITTLE

TRICK.

THIS IS COOL.

YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.

IT'S CARD TRICKS.

IT'S REALLY NEAT.

NOW, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

I WANT YOU-- THIS IS A BAG OF

RATTRAP-- CARDS.

A BAG OF CARDS.

"RATTRAP."

WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?

I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR HAND

IN THERE, PLEASE, AND PULL OUT

THE DECK OF CARDS.

IT'S JUST A DECK OF CARDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE "RAT"--

THAT WOULD BREAK YOUR HAND.

THAT WOULDN'T BE FUNNY.

(LAUGHTER)

GO AHEAD.

YOU CAN FEEL.

FEEL.

(COUGHS)

ALL RIGHT.

SORRY.

PUT YOUR HAND IN THERE.

BOO!

NO, IT'S JUST A DECK OF CARDS.

THEY'RE NOT IN THERE.

MAYBE IT'S IN THE WHITE BAG.

SOMETIMES THEY SLIP INTO THE

WHITE BAG OUT OF THE RED ONE.

NOPE.

LET'S TRY THE BLUE ONE.

SOMETIMES THEY GET IN THAT.

WHERE DID I PUT THOSE?

MAYBE IN THE RED BAG WITH THE

WHITE WORDS WRITTEN ON IT.

NOPE.

I REMEMBER.

THE WHITE BAG WITH THE AMERICAN

FLAGS.

NO, NO, NO.

LET'S TRY THE ZIPPERED SIDE

POUCH.

AH, THERE THEY ARE.

OKAY.

(APPLAUSE)

PICK ONE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT 'EM.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL TRY IT THIS WAY, BUT IT

DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK.

PICK IT UP.

MEMORIZE IT.

PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE.

MIDDLE.

GOT TO BE THE MIDDLE.

FASTER.

FASTER.

FASTER.

GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

NOT ONLY AM I GONNA CAUSE YOUR

CARD TO RISE TO THE TOP,

I'VE CHANGED IT TO THE 7 OF

SPADES.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THEY SEEM TO BE DIGGING THE CARD

STUFF.

LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE.

PICK ONE.

GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

PUT IT BACK ANYWHERE IN THE

DECK.

(LAUGHTER)

THE MIDDLE.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

I'M GONNA FIND YOUR CARD.

>> MO: I KNOW.

>> JOHNATHAN: I'LL DO IT, TOO.

5 OF DIAMONDS.

>> MO: NO.

>> JOHNATHAN: NO?

THAT'S NOT THE 5 OF DIAMONDS?

>> MO: YES, IT IS.

>> JOHNATHAN: 5 OF DIAMONDS.

I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS YOUR CARD.

I SAID THE 5 OF DIAMONDS.

I'LL FIND YOUR CARD.

I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

OH.

(LAUGHTER)

ONE OF THOSE?

YOU STUCK IT IN THERE TOO DAMN

FAST.

I WASN'T READY.

PUT THESE ON.

THEY'LL LOOK GOOD.

TRUST ME.

(LAUGHTER)

PUT 'EM ON.

PUT 'EM ON.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

GET A FIRM GRIP.

THESE ARE THE HORNS OF TRUST.

WE MUST BLOW THESE BEFORE WE DO

WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO

TO SIGNIFY THAT WE TRUST

EACH OTHER.

WE BLOW TO CELEBRATE TRUST.

BLOW.

(LAUGHING)

TALCUM POWDER.

THAT'S FUNNY.

I PUT IT IN THERE.

YOU BLOW IT AROUND THERE,

AND IT COMES OUT ALL OVER YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHING)

WHAT BAGGY DID YOU USE?

(LAUGHTER)

THANKS A LOT FOR HELPING ME OUT.

LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT.

2.

2.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MO!

LET'S TRY SOMETHING WEIRD NOW.

I'M GONNA TAKE AN OBJECT

FROM AN AUDIENCE MEMBER.

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT HAS

SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO YOU,

LET ME HOLD IT FOR A SECOND,

AND I CAN TELL YOU FREAKY THINGS

ABOUT-- THANK YOU.

CAR KEYS.

I'M GONNA HOLD THESE IN MY HAND

AND TELL THE GUY WHO GAVE 'EM

TO ME THINGS ABOUT HIS LIFE THAT

I COULD NOT POSSIBLY KNOW UNLESS

I WAS PSYCHIC.

DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE

SOMETHING?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE, MA'AM?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: HERE.

>> JOHNATHAN: OKAY.

LET ME JUST PUT THIS IN HERE.

GOOD.

A WATCH.

CAN YOU BOTH STAND UP?

TELL ME IF I'M RIGHT OR WRONG.

THE KEYS...

THE CAR-- YOU BROUGHT THIS,

THE CAR THAT THIS STARTS,

DID YOU NOT?

YOU DID.

NO, IT WASN'T A GIFT.

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: RIGHT.

>> JOHNATHAN: LIKE THE WATCH

WAS.

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: IT WAS A GIFT.

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: HMM.

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT.

BOTH YOUR PARENTS ARE STILL

ALIVE.

AM I CORRECT, SIR?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YES.

>> JOHNATHAN: YOU WERE NOT

ORIGINALLY FROM THIS STATE,

ARE YOU?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: RIGHT.

>> JOHNATHAN: YOU ARE ORIGINALLY

FROM HERE, AREN'T YOU?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: NOW, DON'T FREAK

OUT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU.

IS ONE OF YOUR PARENTS DECEASED,

MA'AM?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: IS IT YOUR FATHER?

IS IT YOUR FATHER?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: YOU HAVE BOTH A

BROTHER AND A SISTER, DON'T YOU?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: DO YOU HAVE

A BROTHER THAT'S IN THE

ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: IS HE A MAGICIAN?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH.

>> JOHNATHAN: AM I YOUR BROTHER?

PENNY!

HOW YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU?

PENNY!

COME ON.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

THANK YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ (MUSIC PLAYING)

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