In this episode, the Supreme Court says handguns are a God-given right. I'll tell you what, if Jesus had had one, it would have been a totally different Easter. Then my guest, Arturo Rodriguez, says illegal immigrants are doing the jobs we don't want to do. I didn't know you could get paid to watch soccer. She sells seashells by the seashore, and I bet she qualifies for a claim against BP. This is The Colbert Report.