After a special adult video the guys order goes missing, they must embark on a quest to find the package before it's too late.
You guys ever notice DiDigot a real booty on her?
- I've never noticed that.
- No, I was waiting forthat notification on my phone
about the packagegetting home.
- When we get home, I call dibson watching it first.
- No, no, no, no, no.Let me get it.
- Ders, what's going on?
Is something wrong?
- Okay. I--
It was May 29, 2001.
I was on vaycay with my parents,
and we were stayingin the same room,
so I couldn't stroke my dog.
Believe me, I tried.
One day,they went horseback riding
and dropped me off at a tapingof VH1's "Storytellers."
- Can you tell the story faster?'Cause it's super boring.
- No, no, no.Keep this pace.
Mm-mmm. That's my tempo.
- Anyway, the artistwas Natalie Imbruglia,
and she was singingher song, "Torn."
- And then you ejackedin your little boy pants.
- No. What are you--okay.Yes, I did.
But it was a whole bunch.
I fainted,and I had to go to the doctor.
So I've jacked offevery day since,
and it's been three days, soI think I need first dibs, okay?
- Okay.- Great.
- Yeah. That's fine.
I care so little.- Yeah.
- So you didn't even needto tell that stupid story.
- He's right.That story really fizzled.
- It was bad,and they always are.
That's the thingabout your stories.
- Movie night, baby.I love it.
- Yeah. What are you sitting in?I'm not mad at it.
- You can't be mad at this.- No.
- The real question here
is how not mad are youat this beer mug?
- Oh, very un-mad.It's a lot of fun.
- Thank you.- Okay.
Let's kick things off herewith a foot job comp.
- All right.- Okay. Let's do it.
- Huh.- Hmm.
- You know, not my porno.Mm-mm.
Why don't we go bottom right,right there?
That butt--that butt's just winking at me.
- Mmm, nope.
Not my porno.- She's cute.
A little Amy Schumer looking.
No.He's rushing. Not my porno.
- Pace yourself, bud.
- Geez.- You know?
- Hey! How are you?
- Can't see through the sheet,can they?
- No. I wouldn't think so.No.