Extended - Thursday, January 21, 2016 - Uncensored

  • 01/21/2016

Erin Gibson, Bryan Safi and Jordan Morris compose Twitter eulogies to rock stars, list #GuyFieriMovies and reimagine the moon landing in this extended, uncensored episode.

>> HARDWICK: AND NOW IT IS TIME,AS WE DO ON THURSDAYS, TO EXPOSE

THE GREASY HANDS CONTROLLINGTHE POLITICAL PUPPET SHOW KNOWN

AS PANDERDOME!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)HERE'S A LIST OF TOP POLITICAL

TOPICS ON THE WEB THIS DAY.

OUR FIRST TOPIC IS SIDE EYE,SIDE EYE.

THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE HAPPENEDLAST SUNDAY WHERE DEFROCKED

GARDEN GNOME BERNIE SANDERSTRADED BARBS WITH T.J. MAXX

MEDUSA HILLARY CLINTON, ALLWHILE MARTIN O'MALLEY STOOD BY

AND LOOKED ALL PRETTY.

NOW, TENSIONS WERE VERY HIGHBECAUSE SOMETHING HILLARY SAID

JUST RUBBED BERNIE THE WRONGWAY.

♪ >> YES, QUEEN. YES, QUEEN.

>> HARDWICK: MM. SAY WHAT?

YOU DO NOT BURN THE BERN, SOCOMEDIANS, WHAT DID HILLARY SAY

TO MAKE BERNIE GIVE HER THESTINK EYE?

YES, ERIN.

>> BERNIE SANDERS WAS THEDECIDING VOTE IN THE ACADEMY TO

MAKE IT AN ALL-WHITE OSCARS.

>> HARDWICK: YUP.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

>> HARDWICK: WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

>> BITCH, PLEASE.

>> HARDWICK: WAIT A MINUTE.

UH, POINTS.

>> BITCH, PLEASE!

>> HARDWICK: BRYAN.

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IACTUALLY DIDN'T DIG THE NEW

"SUICIDE SQUAD" TRAILER.

(LAUGHTER AND GROANING)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

>> WORD.

>> HARDWICK: JORDAN MORRIS.

>> I PERSONALLY ADMONISH ANYONEWHO'S EVER BEEN TO A LEMON

PARTY.

(LAUGHTER AND GROANING)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

>> OH.

>> HARDWICK: ONTO OUR NEXTTOPIC-- "CARSON GAFFE."

EAGLES GUITARIST GLENN FREYPASSED AWAY, SADLY, THIS

WEEKEND, AND CELEBRITIES FROMEVERY WALK OF LIFE CHIMED IN

WITH THEIR TRIBUTES ON SOCIALMEDIA.

BUT, UH, LET'S SAY THAT THECRINGIEST ONE MAYBE CAME FROM

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIALCANDIDATE AND HARDCORE DAD-ROCK

FAN BEN CARSON, WHO WROTE, "TAKEIT EASY, GLENN FREY.

IT'S YOUR TURN FOR THAT PEACEFULEASY FEELING.

FOR THE REST OF US, IT'S GONNABE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT."

(AUDIENCE GROANING)"#THEEAGLES."

WHAT BETTER WAY TO HONOR A ROCKLEGEND THAN BY GOOGLING EAGLES

SONGS AND THEN JUST SHITTING OUTA TWEET REAL FAST THERE?

COMEDIANS, LET'S SAY...

NOW, I DON'T WANT YOU TO GETUPSET.

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

LET'S SAY ANOTHER LIVINGMUSICIAN SUDDENLY DIES.

HOW MIGHT BEN CARSON BADLYEULOGIZE THEM?

JORDAN MORRIS.

(CLEARING HIS THROAT)>> BILLY OCEAN...

♪ GET OUT OF MY DREAMS...

AND INTO THE GROUND. ♪(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

♪ BEEP-BEEP, YEAH. UH, YES, UH, BRYAN.

>> WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

BECAUSE THEY JUST MAULED THEBAHA MEN.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

>> IT REALLY HAPPENED.

IT'S A FACT.

>> HARDWICK: OH, YEAH.

POINTS. ERIN.

>> UM, WHO'S THAT GIRL WHO DIEDTODAY?

I'M NOT CRYING FOR ARGENTINA.

I'M CRYING FOR THE MATERIALGIRL.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> WHO EXPRESSED HERSELF FOR THELAST TIME TODAY AND WENT INTO

THE SKY INTO THAT BEAUTIFUL RAYOF LIGHT.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> TODAY SHOULD BE A...

♪ HOLIDAY! >> HARDWICK: YES! NICE. POINTS.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)ONTO OUR NEXT TOPIC.

13 HOURS, 13 HOURS.

CANNIBALISTIC DEN MOTHER HILLARYCLINTON IS FACING A NEW THREAT

IN HER...

(LAUGHTER)>> SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GONNA

EAT THAT.

>> YES.

>> HARDWICK: YOU KNOW, IT'S...

I THINK HILLARY REALLY KIND OFHAS THAT...

THE CONSTANT LOOK ON HER FACEIS, LIKE, DISAPPOINTED GUIDANCE

COUNSELOR.

IT'S LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT LIVING UPTO YOUR POTENTIAL."

LIKE, IT'S THAT...

(LAUGHTER)>> I FEEL LIKE SHE'S DRESSING

MORE AND MORE LIKE SHE'S FROMONE OF THE NICE DISTRICTS IN

"THE HUNGER GAMES."

>> YES.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, UH,HILLARY'S FACING A NEW THREAT IN

HER QUEST FOR THE WHITE HOUSE--HOLLYWOOD.

FIRST, THERE'S THE MICHAELBAY-DIRECTED E-MAIL-BASED ACTION

FILM, "13 HOURS" ABOUT THEFAILED MISSION TO SAVE THE

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES INBENGHAZI, PROBABLY FROM A GROUP

OF ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE.

AND HILLARY'S ALSO TAKING HEATFROM THE VERY SERIOUS

DOCUMENTARY WITH THE NOT-AT-ALLFUNNY TITLE "WEINER," WHICH

FEATURES ONE OF HILLARY'S TOPPOLITICAL ADVISORS.

(LAUGHTER)UH, SO, COMEDIANS, WHAT IS THE

NAME OF ANOTHER FILM THAT COULDHURT HILLARY CLINTON'S POLL

NUMBERS?

YES, ERIN.

>> "THE BIG LEWINSKY."

(LAUGHTER AND GROANING)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

>> THAT IS REALLY GOOD.

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, YEAH. NO.

NO, IT WASN'T...

LISTEN, THE LEWINSKY THING--"THE BIG LEWINSKY"-- BILL'S JUST

TRYING TO FIND A RUG THAT SUITSTHE ROOM.

>> OH.

(AUDIENCE GROANING)>> HARDWICK: TIES THE ROOM

TOGETHER.

>> THE ROOM, YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. BRYAN SAFI.

>> "DEVIL IN A STAINED BLUEDRESS."

>> HARDWICK: YES. YES. POINTS.

(AUDIENCE GROANING)>> YEAH.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: JORDAN MORRIS.

>> UH, I THINK HILLARY'SCAMPAIGN COULD BE RUINED BY

"BANG BUS 24: PRESIDENTIAL MILFBONANZA."

>> 24?

>> YEAH.

>> WOW. THEY'VE MADE A LOT OFTHOSE.

>> YEAH, THEY CRANK THEM OUT.

THEY'VE LIKE MARVEL MOVIES.

>> THAT'S AMAZING.

>> HARDWICK: SO WAIT A MINUTE.

SO HE'S...

>> YEAH. THEY'VE GOT THE "BANGBUS" MOVIES PLANNED THROUGH

2020.

>> WOW.

>> HARDWICK: SO YOU'RE SAYINGHE'S BANGING PRESIDENTIAL MILFS

LIKE BARBARA BUSH?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

LIKE, MOTHERS OF PRESIDENTS?

>> NO, NO, IT'S... CHRIS...

>> YEAH, PLEASE EXPLAIN...

>> CLEARLY... LISTEN.

>> HARDWICK: I JUST NEED TOUNDERSTAND.

>> LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE"BANG BUS" FRANCHISE.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, SO SOMEPRESIDENT'S MOM IS JUST WAITING

FOR A RIDE AND, LIKE...

>> NO, CHRIS, IT'S NOT MOMS OFPRESIDENTS, IT'S MILF'S WHO HAVE

A PRESIDENTIAL QUALITY.

>> HARDWICK: OH.

>> LIKE, HILLARY CLINTON SEEMSPRESIDENTIAL.

>> HARDWICK: RIGHT.

>> SO THERE YOU GO.

>> HARDWICK: SO HILLARY'S JUSTWALKING HOME FROM THE WHITE

HOUSE...

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: ...AND SOMEGUY'S LIKE, "YO, YOU NEED A

RIDE, GIRL?" AND SHE'S LIKE, "IDON'T KNOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET

MY FRIEND." AND THEN...

>> SEEMS LIKE SHE'D FALL FOR ITFOR SURE-- SHE'S THE TYPE.

SHE'D FALL FOR THAT.

>> YEAH. IT'S HOT IN THIS VAN--WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF YOUR

ELABORATE BLAZER.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

30 MINUTES LATER, SHE UNWRAPSTHE FUCKIN' THING.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

JUST 23 MINUTES OF TAKING THEBLAZER OFF AND THEN, LIKE...

>> SO MANY FABRICS.

>> YEAH. AND THEN YOU HAVE TOPAY FOR IT AFTERWARDS, RIGHT AS

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS,

I KNOW IT'S ON EVERYONE'S MIND,I SHOULD'VE MENTIONED THIS AT

THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW, BUT IWOULD LIKE TO EXTEND EACH AND

EVERY ONE OF YOU A HAPPY GUYFIERI'S BIRTHDAY! OH, YEAH!

(CHEERING)>> MAN: YEAH!

>> HARDWICK: THERE HE IS, GIVINGTHE SHOCKER TO A MEAT SANDWICH.

(LAUGHTER)I FINGER-BANGED ALL THESE LITTLE

SLIDERS!

(LAUGHTER)SO, COMEDIANS, IN CELEBRATION OF

THE BIRTH OF NATIONAL TREASUREAND STRIP CLUB PORCUPINE GUY

FIERI, WE...

(LAUGHTER)...THOUGHT WE'D IMMORTALIZE HIM

BY PUTTING HIM ON THE SILVERSCREEN WITH TONIGHT'S HASHTAG:

GUYFIERIMOVIES. GUYFIERIMOVIES.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE:LORD OF THE ONION RINGS.

OR...

YEAH, I'M GONNA FINGER-BANGTHAT, TOO!

OR...

(LAUGHTER)>> I LIKE THAT HE SAYS IT BEFORE

HE DOES IT.

YOU KNOW IT'S COMING.

>> HARDWICK: I'M GONNA GET INTHERE!

>> TWO IN THE RINGS, ONE IN THEJALAPEÑO POPPER.

>> YEAH!

>> HARDWICK: IT'S A BAD HABIT.

IF YOU GET FUCKED BY A TV CHEF,THEY ALWAYS SAY WHAT THEY'RE

GONNA DO RIGHT BEFORE THEY DOIT.

AND THEY ALSO... THEY ALSO HAVEALL THEIR LUBES IN LITTLE BOWLS

AROUND THEM.

>> AND THEIR TOWEL.

>> HARDWICK: AND THEIR TOWEL,YEAH.

LET'S GO, WIPE SOME OF THAT ONTHERE, GET THAT ALL...

>> YEAH! YES, CHEF! YES, CHEF!

YES, CHEF!

(LAUGHTER)(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: HUNDRED POINTS TOERIN GIBSON FOR THAT.

I WILL NOW PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, AND BEGIN.

JORDAN.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I HATEFULEIGHT THE WHOLE THING.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN SAFI.

>> EAT, PRAY, DIARRHEA.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> FRIDGE OF PIES.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> THE BIG SHORT RIBS.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS TOERIN. ERIN.

>> HONEY, I THREW UP ON THEKIDS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN SAFI.

>> CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE TURDKIND.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> 2 FAT, 2 FIERI-OUS.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)

NOPE. DON'T CLAP.

DON'T CLAP. DON'T CLAP.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. BRYAN SAFI.

>> FIFTY SHADES ON THE BACK OFMY HEAD.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

ERIN.

>> 12 YEARS A GLAZE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)OH.

IT IS TIME TO PLAY TALENT NO.

TALENT NO.

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR THIRD GRADETEACHER...

(CHEERING)SORRY, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!

(LAUGHTER)NO MATTER WHAT YOUR THIRD GRADE

TEACHER WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE,NOT EVERYONE'S TALENTED.

AND HERE AT @MIDNIGHT, WE'RE NOTABOUT TO HAND OUT PARTICIPATION

TROPHIES.

EVERYONE'S GETTIN' TOO SOFT!

HEY, NOT EVERYONE DOES A GOODJOB!

THAT'S HOW YOU LEARN!

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)YEAH!

UH, 250 POINTS TO THE COMEDIANWHO ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS ABOUT

THESE UNIQUE TALENTS VIDEOS.

FIRST UP, THIS BOUNCY BOY SHOWSUS HOW TO POGO.

(AUDIENCE GROANS, GASPS)(LAUGHTER)

>> MAN: YEAH!

(WHOOPING)>> HARDWICK: YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM

HIT-- HE MIGHT BE FINE.

(LAUGHTER)COMEDIANS, WHAT AWARD SHOULD

THIS BOY WIN IN THE TALENT SHOW?

BRYAN SAFI.

>> DUMBEST ASSHOLE.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: OH, THEY'RE GIVING

THOSE OUT THIS YEAR? YEAH.

(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)>> WHAT REALLY SUCKS IS GETTING

THE SECOND PLACE RIBBON FORDUMBEST ASSHOLE.

>> HARDWICK: AND THE DUMBESTASSHOLE AWARD GOES TO THE BOY

BREATHING THROUGH A TUBE NOW.

>> I ALSO LOVE... I ALSO LOVETHAT HIS SHIRT PERFECTLY MATCHES

THE CHALKBOARD.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S AMAZING.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTSTO BRYAN SAFI. ERIN.

>> UH, LEAST NUMBER OF TEETH?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

UH, NEXT WE HEAD TO FRANCE FOR AUNIQUE NEW SPORT.

UH, NEXT WE HEAD TO FRANCE FOR AUNIQUE NEW SPORT.

(LAUGHTER)I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT

HAPPENED TO THAT GUY.

BUT WHAT IS THIS TALENT CALLED?

JORDAN.

>> DOING YOUR BEST TO COPE WITHTHE DIVORCE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. POINTS.

(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)BRYAN.

>> THE WORST SEASON OF SURVIVOR.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: JUST... PUT IN A

FRENCH YARD, OR A BACKYARD INFRANCE.

>> TERRIBLE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVESOME CHURCH PERFORMERS MAKING

GOD PROUD, I GUESS.

>> ♪ YEAH, I STAND AMAZEDI STAND AMAZED AT YOUR POWER

SO AMAZING♪ SO AMAZING

AMAZINGAMAZING... ♪

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: COMEDIANS, UH,

INTRODUCE THESE RELIGIOUS MIMES.

ERIN.

>> GIVE IT UP FOR THE REASONJESUS REFUSES TO RETURN TO

EARTH!

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)>> ALSO...

AKA DESTINED TO MIME.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NEXT UP, A MAN STRETCHED TOOTHIN.

>> ...WANT TO LEAVE YOUSPEECHLESS.

(AUDIENCE GASPS, GROANS)(AUDIENCE SHOUTS)

>> HARDWICK: THAT REMINDS ME OFSOMETHING.

COMEDIANS, ASK THIS PERFORMER AQUESTION.

BRYAN.

>> WHY?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)POINTS.

(WHOOPING)ERIN.

>> SO, ARE YOU YOUR OWN CONDOM?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

FINALLY, WE'LL SEE WHAT MAN'SBEST FRIEND CAN DO.

>> ...WELL AHEAD OF THE DOG.

SOMETIMES THAT WORKS,SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T.

YOU LET THE DOG GO BEHIND YOUAND YOU CAN LOSE CONTROL.

WOOPS. OH, NO!

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTO... I COULDN'T GO IN FRONT OF

THAT MANY PEOPLE.

I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GO INFRONT OF THEM. I WOULD NOT.

COMEDIANS, WHAT IS THIS BREED OFDOG?

JORDAN.

>> A GERMAN SEX HOUND.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> POOO... DLE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS!

OKAY, YEAH, RAISE THE ROOF,RAISE IT UP.

YEAH, RAISE IT HIGH.

>> THANK YOU.

>> HARDWICK: YEP. ERIN.

>> THAT'S A TURD RUSSELLTERRIER.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(WHOOPING)POINTS.

I THINK IT'D BE REALLY FUNNY IFSHE WAS JUST LIKE, "FUCK IT,"

AND THEN JUST, LIKE, SHIT.

OH, THIS IS WHAT WE WERE... ITHOUGHT THIS IS WHAT WE WERE

SUPPOSED TO DO.

THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT WE WERESUPPOSED TO DO.

>> I RESPECT HIM.

>> YEAH.

HE'S LIVING HIS TRUTH.

>> HARDWICK: REALLY?

>> YEAH.

GOT TO ADMIRE IT.

>> HARDWICK: HE'S JUST BEINGAUTHENTIC.

>> YES! HE'S DOING SUPER SOULSUNDAY-- HE'S DOING IT ALL

RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: THIS WOMAN IS

FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING TO THISSCENE... RIGHT HERE.

SHE'S SO EXCITED.

JUST COMPLETELY NONPLUSSED...

>> BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THATLADY.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, BUSINESS ASUSUAL.

(COCKNEY ACCENT): I'VE BEENTHERE, I 'AVE.

(LAUGHTER)UH...

>> SHE'S FROM OLIVER.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, SHE'S FROMOLIVER, YEAH.

BEFORE THE BREAK...

I SHOWED YOU A CHEF CHOPPING UPWHAT LOOKED LIKE COCAINE ON A

LIVE MORNING SHOW AND THEN IASKED YOU TO GIVE ME A LINE FROM

HIS COOKING SEGMENT.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH.

ERIN, LET'S START WITH YOU.

>> (SNIFFS) AND THAT'S HOW YOUMAKE A PERFECT BOUILLABAISSE!

(CACKLES)SUCK IT!

SUCK IT, I'M THE BEST!

>> HARDWICK: OH.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

UH, BRYAN SAFI.

>> TODAY WE WILL BE COOKING...

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT WHAT MY VOICESOUNDS LIKE?

I SHOULD DO RADIO.

I AM A FUCKING GOD!

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

JORDAN MORRIS.

>> FIRST MIX FOR 12 HOURS,STARTING AT 4:00 A.M. WHILE THE

OTHER LOSERS ARE ASLEEP ANDYOU'RE UP LIVING YOUR DREAMS

LIKE A GODDAMN UNICORN!

IF YOUR NOSE DRIPS BLOOD INTOTHE MIXTURE, THAT JUST ADDS

EXTRA NUTRIENTS.

REMOVE FROM THE OVEN, TRANSFORMINTO A BEAM OF LIGHT, FLY TO

HEAVEN AND MAKE GOD GIVE YOU AHAND JOB!

SERVES SIX.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, MOON

LANDING, MOON LANDING.

YEAH, WIPE OFF YOUR COKE NOSES.

NOW, NEARLY 50 YEARS AGO,MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE

WORLD WATCHED WHAT IS ARGUABLYTHE NUMBER-TWO MOST IMPORTANT

ACHIEVEMENT IN HISTORY-- THESECOND MAN ON THE MOON.

12 MINUTES AFTER NEIL ARMSTRONGSTEPPED IN FULL ON THE LUNAR

SURFACE WITH HIS FAMOUS WORDS,"THAT'S ONE STEP FOR MAN, THAT'S

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND", HISCO-PILOT BUZZ ALDRIN SLAMMED

ONTO THE DUST AND SHOUTED,"BUZZ ALDRIN HAS ARRIVED,

MOTHERFUCKERS!"I'M PARAPHRASING, BUT, UH, TODAY

IS BUZZ ALDRIN'S 86TH BIRTHDAY.

SO COMEDIANS, PLEASE GIVE MESOME OTHER BADASS OR JUST PLAIN

BAD MOON LANDING QUOTES IN 60SECONDS, AND BEGIN.

JORDAN.

>> WHASSUP?

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,'CAUSE WOMEN BE SHOPPING.

>> HARDWICK: POIN... POINTS.

ERIN.

>> STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM, NOWI'M HERE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> HEY, NEIL, TAKE A PICTUREWHERE IT LOOKS LIKE I'M FUCKING

DENMARK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

ERIN.

>> OH, MY GOD, THIS ISINCREDIBLE-- MY DICK IS

FLOATING.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> DO I LOOK FAT?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> OH, SHIT, MY EDIBLES AREKICKING IN-- I LO...

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> REALLY-- NOT A SINGLESTARBUCKS?

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> GUYS, THE MOON SUCKS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

THERE IS NOTHING UP HERE.

>> YOU GUYS... THE MOON SUCKS.

>> RIGHT.