A Farewell to Arms

  • Season 7, Ep 2
  • 06/20/2012

An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in the year 3012.

(crackling, thunder crashing)

Is it just me, oris the world ending

more often these days?

The calendar predicts fires,earthquakes,

sharksplosions,then it just ends!

Exactly as the weather balloonforetold.

Before Fry blew hispants out of the sky,

it detected the onset of acatastrophic sunspot cycle.

(flames crackling)

(all gasping)

It's starting.

This is the end of the world.

(people screaming)

Coward Man away!



Some of us were crazy before it was cool.

Welcome to Mars!

It is with heavy heartand open arms

that we receiveEarth's only survivors.

Admission, $20.

Dad! Gleesh.

Greetings, Mars men.

We come to your planetto construct a gleaming city,

a second Earth on whichto begin anew.

Okay. Admission, $20.

I can't believe it.

Fry sacrificedhis spot for me,

and I never even had a chanceto thank him.

Don't worry, Leela.

Earth is still there,peaceful and serene as ever.

(alarm ringing,people shouting)

(sneaky chuckling)

(tires squealing)


You're stealing your own stuff!

I am?

Geez, I better slow down.

I'm stealing stuffI don't even need.

You want a Torah?

Nah, I'm not hungry.

Aw, what's the matter?Scared of dying?


'Cause as long as Leela lives,

I'll be alive, too,in her heart.