October 15, 2015 - Cops vs. Cameras & Assertive Women

  • 10/15/2015

Police officers gripe about being filmed by the public, and Larry discusses Jennifer Lawrence's essay on the gender pay gap with Grace Parra, Raul De Molina and Holly Walker.

: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW,PLEASE, PLEASE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> LARRY, LARRY, LARRY.

Larry: WE HAVE SUCH A GREATSHOW.

I APPRECIATE EVERY TIME, EVERYTIME DO YOU THAT, ESPECIALLY

WHEN IT'S JENNIFER'S BIRTHDAY.

IT MEANS SO MUCH.

IT DOES.

AM I RIGHT?

YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS REMEMBERED MEON JENNIFER'S BIRTHDAY.

SEE?

THAT'S WHY THIS IS MY CROWD.

I AM LARRY WILMORE, LETS' GET TOOUR SHOW.

LAST WEEK ATTORNEY GENERALLORETTA LYNCH CONVENED A MEETING

WITH DOZENS OF AMERICA'S TOPPOLICE OFFICERS, THE GOAL WAS TO

FIGURE OUT WHY SO MANY CITIESARE SEEING A SPIKE IN THEIR

MURDER RATES. WE WERE ASKED TOJOIN THAT MEETING WITH ATTORNEY

GENERAL LYNCH BUT I HAD TO SAYWE FOUND THE INVITATION A BIT

CONFUSING.

(LAUGHTER)YEAH, SO YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

SAYING, YEAH.

SO INSTINCTIVELY WE DECIDED TOAVOID IT.

LUCKILY "THE WASHINGTON POST"WAS IN ATTENDANCE AND ACCORDING

TO THEIR REPORTERS, POLICE HAVEAN INTERESTING THEORY AS TO WHY

MURDERS ARE ON THE RISE.

>> THAT THEORY AS THE POST PUTSIT IS QUOTE OFFICERS IN AMERICAN

CITIES HAVE PULLED BACK AND HAVESTOPPED POLICING AS AGGRESSIVELY

AS THEY USED TO FEARING THATTHEY COULD BE THE NEXT PERSON IN

A UNIFORM FEATURED ON ACAREER-ENDING VIRAL VIDEO.

RIGHT.SO POLICE ARE WORRIEDABOUT BEING EMBARRASSED IN VIRAL

VIDEOS SO THEY JUST STOP DOINGTHEIR JOB?

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, I'VE BEEN ONWORLDSTAR SIX TIMES NOW, RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)RIGHT?

THAT DOES NOT MEAN I REQUESTJUST STOP DOING MY JOB EVERY

DAY.

I APOLOGIZE TO WHOEVER THAT WASAND WHATEVER I DID.

(LAUGHTER)SO NERVOUS POLICE ARE CALLING

THIS PROBLEM THE YOUTUBE EFFECT.

AND CHICAGO MAYOR RAHM EMANUELWHO ALSO ATTENDED LYNCH'S

MEETING SAID THIS.

>> THEY PULL BACK FROM THEABILITY TO INTERDICT.

THEY DON'T WANT TO BE A NEWSSTORY THEMSELVES.

SO POLICE DON'T WANT TO BE INTHE NEWS FOR FEAR OF

EMBARRASSMENT, OKAY, I TELLYOU WHAT, LET'S PLAY A GUN GAME

CALLED WHICH NEWS STORY ISWORSE.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS FUN, OKAY.

I WILL SHOW YOU TWO DIFFERENTNEWS STORIES AND BY APPLAUSE I

WANT EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE TOTELL ME WHICH ONE IS WORSE. THE

FIRST ONE POLICE OFFICEREMBARRASSED BY VIRAL VIDEO.

OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY BAD, OKAY.

NOW HERE IS THE OTHER ONE.

UNARMED BLACK MAN GUNNED DOWN BYPOLICE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FINE, WE'LL GO WITH NUMBER TWO,

FINE.

>> EVEN THOUGH I WILL GRANT YOUPOLICE OFFICERS THAT EVERY RIGHT

TO BE EMBARRASSED. BLACK PEOPLEHAVE MORE OF A RIGHT TO BE

WORRIED ABOUT BEING KILLED.

AND BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID OFBEING KILLED WE HAVE JUST

STARTED RECORDING POLICE INORDER TO ADD A LEVEL OF

TRANSPARENCY TO THEIR TACTICS.

BUT NOW COPS ARE THREATENED BYTHAT.

AS THIS FORMER NEW YORKDETECTIVE TELLS FOX NEWS.

>> YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF COPS OUTTHERE THAT STILL WANT TO DO

THEIR JOB BUT THE POINT IS ONCETHEY DO THEIR JOB, THE CELL

PHONES COME OUT.

IF YOU GO TO TOSS SOMEBODY TOTRY TO GET A GUN OFF THE STREET,

THEY ARE GOING TO BE VIDEOTAPING.

IF I'M CHOKING A GUY AND I STARTSTABBING HIM, YOU KNOW, YEAH,

I'M TRYING TO GET TO THE HEART,YEAH.

THIS GUY PULLS OUT A CAMERA, ICAN'T DO MY JOB!

I'M NOT AN ACTOR.

I GET STAGE FRIGHT, WHOA!

AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT, WHATREALLY MAKES THE YOUTUBE EFFECT

SOUND RIDICULOUS IS THERE IS NOTMUCH EVIDENCE OF INCREASED

TRANSPARENCY ACTUALLY AFFECTINGPOLICE.

ACCORDING TO A "WASHINGTON POST"STUDY FROM EARLIER THIS YEAR,

THE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OFPOLICE SHOOTINGS THAT HAVE TAKEN

PLACE OVER THE PAST DECADE, ONLY54 POLICEMEN HAVE BEEN CHARGED

WITH A CRIME.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT I YOUTUBEEFFECT, FEELS MORE LIKE A

SNAPCHAT EFFECT.

MAN.

IT DOES.

I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

TELL YOU WHY.

EVERY TIME BLACK PEOPLE SEE THECOPS DO SOMETHING, THE EVIDENCE

OF IT JUST SEEMS TO DISAPPEAR.

HENCE THE NAME SNAPCHAT.

THE FACT THAT THAT TRANSPARENCYIS HOW THINGS CHANGE. IF

AMERICANS HADN'T BEEN ABLE TOSEE THE HORRORS OF VIETNAM ON

TELEVISION EVERY NIGHT, WHOKNOWS, OBAMA MIGHT STILL BE

HITTING HO CHI MINH WITH DRONESTRIKES.

SO IT SEEMS LIKE WHAT IS REALLYSCARING THESE COPS ISN'T YOUTUBE

BUT THE PROSPECT OF BIG CHANGE.

SO MORE ON THIS LET'S GO TO THESOURCE PLEASE WELCOME

DETECTIVE ERIC WILLIAMS AND NICKMANCUSO TO THE SHOW.

>> THANK YOU, LARRY.

>> IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.

>> SO WHY DOES MONITORING MAKEYOUR JOB SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT?

>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUHAD A CAMERA ON YOU WHENEVER YOU

DID YOUR JOB, PUNK, HOW WOULDYOU LIKE IT?

Larry: ACTUALLY, I DO HAVEACAMERA.

>> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TOMEAN?

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

>> LARRY, LARRY, CALM DOWN.

Larry: CALM DOWN, LARRY.

LOOK, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE.

WE'RE NOT TRYING TO FIGHT YOU.

THE THING IS COPS ARE USED TODOING THINGS A CERTAIN WAY,

OKAY. THE SYSTEM WORKED FOR USFOR A LONG TIME.

>> Larry: WELL HE GOT NASTY WITH ME

BUT ISN'T THE PUBLIC NOWSEEING THAT THIS VERY SYSTEM IS

EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC.

>> YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, DON'TYOU, PUNK?

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

YOU THINK-- .

Larry: WHY IS HE CALLING MEAPUNK.

>> LARRY, COME ON,LARRY.

WE'RE NOT THE ENEMY.

Larry: I'M NOT ACTING LIKE--

>> EXCUSE MY PARTNER.

HE HAS BEEN A LITTLE ON EDGEWITH THE BODYCAMS AND THE PAPER

WORK AND THE GAMBLING.

IT'S A THREAT TO HIS OVER THELINE STYLE AND OUR EMOTIONALLY

COMPLEX PARTNERSHIP IS AT RISK.

>> Larry: HOW DOES MONITORINGPUT YOUR

PARTNERSHIP AT RISK.

>> I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTERTELL THIS GUY I'M GOING TO

CURB STOMP HIM, I CAN'T DEALWITH HIM.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY, WHYDOES HE KEEP ACTING LIKE THIS.

>> I REALLY NEED YOU TO TURN ITDOWN A NOTCH.

>> ME?>> LISTEN, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS

HERE, LARRY. MANCUSO, BENDS THERULES TO GET RESULTS AND I'M BY

THE BOOK, SO THE BRASS, THEYLEAVE US ALONE.

>> I GET IT, SO YOU GUYS ARELIKE GOOD COP, BAD COP.

>> NOW WE GOT [BLEEP] EINSTEINHERE, LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT, YOU WANT BOTH OF US TO GOGET A PERP A

SPRITE DURING INTERROGATION.>> WE'RE NOTHING WITHOUT

>> EACHOTHER COPS NEED A SYSTEMOF GOOD AND BAD TO GET THE JOB

DONE. HOW DO WE GET A GUY TOCONFESS IF MANCUSO DOESN'T

SLAM HIS FACE ON THE TABLE.

>> Larry: GUYS, I HAVE TO SAY ITSEEMS LIKE YOU'RE

UPSET BECAUSE YOUR JOB WILL HAVETO HAVE MORE OVERSIGHT.

>> LARRY, LOOK, LOOK, I DIDN'TWANT TO DO THIS.

BUT EVER SINCE KAREN DIED INTHAT JACUZZI FIRE, IT'S OKAY,

IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,BUDDY.

HE'S BEEN A REAL POWDER KEG,OKAY.

AND I GOT NINE KIDS, LARRY.

AND MY WIFE DIED, TWICE.>> TWICE?

>> IT MAY SOUND CORNY TO ACIVILIAN BUT WE'RE FAMILY HERE.

WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

>> I UNDERSTAND. LOOK, I KNOWIT'S TOUGH OUT THERE.

BUT CAN YOU, CAN YOU AT LEASTREIGN IT IN MANCUSO A LITTLE

BIT.

I THINK HE IS PART OF WHAT ISTHE PROBLEM OUT THERE.

>> WE SHOULD BE [BLEEP] OUT OFTHIS GUY.

>> I'M GOING TO SHOOT HIM ANDPLANT A GUN ON HIM.

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I KNOW THIS WILL SHOCK A LOT OF

OUR VIEWERS BUT TIME EXISTEDBEFORE THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

APPARENTLY A LOT OF IT, SO HEREAT A SHOW WE ASK OURSELVES THE

QUESTION, HOW WOULD WE HAVECOVERED THE MOST IMPORTANT

EVENTS OF HISTORY HAD WE BEEN ONTHE AIR.

HERE IS WHAT WE DECIDED TO DOWE'LL COVER SOME OF THEM IN OUR

NEW SEGMENT CALLED THROWBACKTHURSDAY. OKAY.

NOW BECAUSE THE FIRST DEMOCRATICDEBATE WAS ON TUESDAY, OUR

INAUGURAL TBT IS ON ONE OF THEMOST FAMOUS DEBATES OF ALL TIME.

LINCOLN THE, SO HOP ON YOUR HOOPSKIRTS AND HIKE UP YOUR BRITCHES

WE'RE HEADING BACK TO 1858. WELCOME.

WELCOME THOU TO THE SHOW.

YEAH.

I HEAR IT'S JENNIFER'S BIRTHDAYTODAY.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

I PREDICT JENNIFER IS GOING TOLIVE TO BE 145.

(LAUGHTER).

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET RIGHT TOIT.

IT HAS BEEN A TOUGH SEVEN WEEKSBY MR. STEVEN DOUGLAS AND

ABRAHAM LINCOLN-- AM I SAYINGTHAT RIGHT?

LINCOLN.

SOUNDS LIKE A FUTURE STATISTICSCARRIAGE OF SOME SORT.

LINCOLN.

ONE THAT NEGROS MIGHT PREFER.

LINCOLN, RIGHT?

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

WELL, THESE TWO GENTLEMEN HAVEFINALLY HELD THEIR LAST DEBATE.

OKAY.

SO HERE'S WHERE THEY STAND.

ONE GENTLEMAN ABHORS SLAVERY ANDTHE OTHER DOES NOT AGREE.

WE GET IT, MY STARS.

NOW I HAVE BEEN ON THESE DEBATESLIKE "ERASERS" ON PENCILS.

WHAT, NOTHING?

COME ON, THESE WERE JUSTINVENTED A FEW MONTHS AGO,

PEOPLE?

ALL RIGHT.

I ADMIT I AM PARTIAL TO THEREPUBLICANS.

YOU KNOW WHAT ST, THERE IS SOMUCH LESS, WHAT IS THAT NEW

FANGLED WORD GOING AROUND, OH,YES, RACIST.

THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.

I MEAN LISTEN MR. LINCOLN.

>> DOUGLAS HAS DECLAREDINDIFFERENCE BUT I MUST THINK

COVERT REAL ZEAL FOR THE SPREADOF SLAVERY I CANNOT BUT HATE.

I HATE IT BECAUSE OF THEMONSTROUS INJUSTICE OF SLAVERY

ITSELF.

Larry: THAT'S MY ABE!YEAH!

SEE, REPUBLICANS REALLY SPEAKFOR THE NEGRO.

YOU KNOW, NEGROS ARE NEVER GOINGTO LEAVE THAT PARTY.

NEVER.

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

THE REPUBLICANS REALLY HAVE TO[BLEEP] UP FOR THEM TO LEAVE.

OKAY, BUT MR. DOUGLAS WOULD NOTBACK DOWN.

>> DO YOU DESIRE TO TURN THESTATE INTO A FREE NEGRO

COLONY?

>> A FREE NEGRO COLONY.

THAT'S ALMOST AS ABSURD AS THATMANIAC CHARLES DARWIN THEORY

OF MONKEY COPULATION OR WHATEVERIT IS.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS.

NOW I WILL ADMIT I HAVE BEENQUICK TO JUMP ON THE LINCOLN

BANDWAGON OR SHOULD I SAY THEINCOLN CONASTOGA COVERED WAGON.

YOU HAVE SEEN THIS DAGUERROTYPE?

IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.

OH.

>> I GREATLY APOLOGIZE.

RIGHT.AS YOU SHOULD, CARD WENCH.

NOW IT IS LINCOLN TRYING TO PASSHIMSELF OFF AS A MEMBER OF THE

DONNER PARTY.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT?

OH, SORRY, POOR TASTE.

WE CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR THEIRSAFE PASSAGE. BUT THAT WAS

BEFORE I HEARD MR. LINCOLN SAYTHIS.

>> I AM NOT NOR EVER HAVE BEENIN FAVOR OF MAKING VOTERS OR

JURORS OF NEGROS, NOR OFQUALIFYING THEM TO HOLD OFFICE,

NOR TO INTERMARY WITH WHITEPEOPLE WHICH I BELIEVE WILL

FOREVER FORBID THE TWO RACESLIVING TOGETHER ON TERMS OF

SOCIAL AND POLITICAL EQUALITY.

Larry: WHAT THE [BLEEP],LINCOLN?

YOU BET WE'RE NOT GOING TO BEEQUAL WITH YOU IN CHARGE, MY

STARS AND GARTERS, I WOULD NOTVOTE FOR YOU.

AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I LACK THELEGAL RIGHT TO VOTE.

(APPLAUSE)BUT MAYBE I WILL SOME DAY, ONE

CAN ONLY DREAM.

WE SHALL RETURN AFTER A SHORTSPELL.

I'M HERE WITH NIGHTLY SHOWCONTRIBUTOR HOLLY WALKER.

ADD A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN ANDWRITER, GRACE PARRA.

AND THE HOST OF UNIVISIONEL GORDO Y LA FLACA, RAUL DE

MOLINA. FOR EVERYONE AT HOME,JOIN THE CONVERSATION ON

TWITTER USING THE HASHTAGTONIGHTLY

THERE IS THIS VIRAL SENSATIONGOING ON, I DIDN'T KNOW, BUT

JENNIFER LAWRENCE, YOU HEARDABOUT THIS. SHE WROTE AN

ARTICLE CALLED WHY DO I MAKELESS THAN MY MALE COSTARS. SHE

BLAMES HERSELF.

SHE SAID FOR WANTING TO BE LIKEDIN THE NEGOTIATIONS RATHER THAN

BEING ASSERTIVE. HERE ISMY FIRST QUESTION. CAN A WOMAN

BE ASSERTIVE AS A MAN AND NOT BELABELED A BITCH?

>> YES, YES, I THINK A WOMAN CANBE AS ASSERTIVE AS A MAN AND NOT

BE LABELED A BITCH.

SHE COULD ALSO BE LABELED ASLUT.

>> YES.

>> YOU GOT TWO OPTIONS, SO-- .

>> NO, NO, SHE'S NOT GOING TOWIN. BUT YOU KNOW, SHE COULD BE

NAMED-- LABELED SOMETHING ELSE.

>> I ACTUALLY THINK THAT WE, WECANNOT AVOID THAT TITLE.

AND AS A RESULT WE HAVE TO TAKEBACK THE WORD BITCH AND WEAR IT

LIKE MILEY WEARS THOSE LITTLEPASTIES ON HER NIPPLES AND-- OWN

IT, OWN IT.

>> I HAVE THINK SHE SHOULD-- ITHINK YES, OF COURSE, I WILL

TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I WORK NEXT TO MY COHOST, AWOMAN. HAVE I BEEN WORKING WITH

HER FOR 17 YEARS, BUT IT WORKSTHE OTHER WAY, SHE IS THE ONE

THAT MAKES MORE THAN ME.

IN THE SHOW, SHE TELLS EVERYONETHAT IT TAKES ME 11 SECONDS TO

MAKE LOVE.

I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS.

AND SHE TALKS TO MY WIFE SO EVERY TIME I GO TO THE AIRPORT,

A WOMAN SAYS RAUL, MYFLIGHT IS DELAYED, DO YOU HAVE11

SECONDS?

>> I LOVE THAT.

WHY DO YOU THINK WOMEN GETPUNISHED FOR BEING ASSERTIVE

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS BEHINDTHAT.

>> I THINK MEN ARE AFRAID OFFEMALE'S SEXUALITY.

ry: YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT ITIS.

>> I DO.

I THINK IT'S A LITTLEINTIMIDATING.

>> I HEARD AUDIENCE MEMBERS.

>> I THINK IT IS INTIMIDATINGBECAUSE WE ARE SO MUCH THE FULL

PACKAGE AND I THINK MEN CAN FEELLIKE THEY CAN GET DISTRACTED.

>> YOU MEANLIKE SEXUALITY UNBRIDLED.

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> IT IS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

>> I THINK THAT WE GET PUNISHEDBECAUSE IF THEY DON'T PUNISH US,

WE'RE GOING TO START DOING CRAZYTHINGS LIKE THINKING FOR

OURSELVES AND, AND WANTING TORUN BUSINESSES.

I MEAN.

>> OR THE COUNTRY.

>> OR THE COUNTRY, LIKE WE'LLGET WAY OUT OF HAND.

YEAH, RIGHT?

>> Larry: IT'S FUNNY HOW TONECAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. LIKE IF

A MAN IS SNIPPY, IS HE INCHARGE,

IF A WOMEN GETS SNIPPY, PEOPLEARE LIKE WHOA, CALM DOWN.

>> EXACTLY.

WHAT'S WRONG.

SO WHY DO YOU FEEL SOTHREATENED BY WOMEN?

>> ONLY BY MY WIFE.

SHE IS THE ONE.

>> MY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON THESHOW FOR 17 YEARS IS A WOMAN.

HER BOSS, A SENIOR EXECUTIVEPRODUCER AFTER HER, IS A WOMAN.

AND THE FIRST IN CHARGE SENIORVICE PRESIDENT WAS A WOMAN.

WHEN I TALK TO THEM, I DON'TSAY OH, IT'S A MAN, IT'S A

WOMAN.

SHE IS A PERSON.

SO TO ME IT IS REALLY THE SAME.

(APPLAUSE).>> DO YOU THINK THERE'S A

RESPONSIBILITY OF WOMEN INCHARGE TO LIKE OPEN THE DOORS

FOR OTHER WOMEN OR TO MAKE ITEASIER.

BECAUSE I REMEMBER THE THINGWITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE, AMY

PASCAL MADE IT CLEAR SHE JUSTNEEDED TO BE A BETTER

NEGOTIATOR. YOU KNOW WHAT I'MSAYING.

>> WELL, YEAH, PASCAL WAS INCHARGE OF SONY BUT I THINK

EVERYBODY REGARDLESS OF GENDERHAS A RESPONSIBILITY TO SPEAK UP

FOR WHAT HE THEY WANT, FOR SURE. BUT ALSO I LOVE THE NOTION OF

WOMEN WHO ARE IN CONTROLSHEPHARDING YOUNGER WOMEN

MENTORING YOUNGER WOMEN, LOOKINGOUT FOR WOMEN IN POSITIONS TO

EARN MORE MONEY.

A RESPONSIBILITY.

>> YEAH, IT'S ALL OF OURRESPONSIBILITIES.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

>> BECAUSE IT NOT ONLY HELPS OUTTHE WOMEN WHO ARE COMING UP, IT

HELPS OUT THE MEN TOO.

IT IS HELPING OUT EVERYONE.

SO YES, IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITYALSO TO HELP BRING EVERYBODY UP.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).THE THINGS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

REALLY STRUCK ME BECAUSE ITFEELS LIKE IT IS INGRAINED IN

THE CULTURE, THE FACT THAT SHEWAS AFRAID TO ADVOCATE FOR

HERSELF.

>> IT IS ABSOLUTELY INGRAINED.

ABSOLUTELY.

IT STARTS WHEN WE ARE REALLYYOUNG LIKE WHEN I WAS IN THE

CRIB, I DIDN'T YELL OR SCREAM.

I WAS JUST LIKE-- I WAS JUSTLIKE-- EXCUSE ME, MOM, CAN I

HAVE SOME BREAST MILK?

Larry: AND YOUR BROTHER WAS LIKEGIVE ME THAT TITTY!

>> I THINK.

>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY.

I'M JUST INTERPRETINGBABY SPEAK.

>> IT FEELS LIKE WOMEN AREBROUGHT UP TO LIVE THESE BINARY

LIVES. WE ARE EITHER/OR. BUTMEN CAN BE MULTIDIMENSIONAL.

MEN ARE ALLOWED TO BE MULTIFACETED, SUPERCOMPLEX.

LOOK AT THE WAY MEN AREPORTRAYED IN HOLLYWOOD.

ALL OF THESE AMAZING CHARACTERSARE WRITTEN FOR MEN, WOMEN GET

LIKE TWO ADJECTIVES, MOM, TITTYSUCKER, THAT'S IT.

A FEW WEEKS AGO ALEXANDRAPETRI AGREED WOMEN HAVE TO BE

STRATEGIC IN HOW THEY SPEAKAROUND MEN.

I FOUND THIS FASCINATING.

SO HERE IS WHAT SHE DID.

SHE TOOK SOME FAMOUS QUOTES ANDTRANSLATED THEM INTO HOW A WOMAN

SOUNDS IN A MEETING LANGUAGE,OKAY.

SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE GRACE ANDHOLLY ACT THOSE OUT.

I WILL READ THE CLIPS, THIS ISREALLY FANTASTIC.

SO THE FIRST ONE IS, FAMOUSQUOTE, GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE

ME DEATH.

SO IN WOMEN IN A MEETING SPEAK,HOLLY THAT WOULD SOUND LIKE.

>> DAVE, IF I COULD, I COULDJUST, I I JUST REALLY FEEL LIKE,

IF WE HAD LIBERTY, THAT WOULD BETERRIFIC.

AND THE ALTERNATIVE WOULD JUSTBE AWFUL, YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(APPLAUSE)>> THAT'S JUST HOW IT STRIKES

ME, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

AT.OKAY, THIS IS FOR YOU, GRACE.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEARIS FEAR ITSELF.

>> HI, I HAVE TO SAY, I'M SORRY.

I HAVE TO SAY THIS.

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE ASSCARED OF NONFEAR THINGS AS

MAYBE WE ARE.

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RAMBLING.

(LAUGHTER).

OD.OKAY, NOW FOR HOLLY, HERE YOUGO, HOLLY.

LET MY PEOPLE GO.

>> PHARAOH, LISTEN, I TO THEALLLY HERE WHERE YOU ARE COMING

ON THIS, I TOTALLY DO.

AND I DON'T WANT TO BUTT IN IFYOU'VE COME TO A DECISION HERE.

BUT JUST, I HAVE TO SAY, WOULDYOU CONSIDER THAT AN ARGUMENT

FOR MAYBE RELEASING THESE PEOPLECOULD CONCEIVABLY HAVE MERIT?

(APPLAUSE)OR IS THAT ALREADY OFF THE

TABLE?

.AND FINALLY, FINALLY FOR GRACE,I WILL BE HEARD.

>> I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, GO ON, DAVE,FINISH WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY.

arry: THERE YOU GO.THERE YOU GO.

OKAY.

I WANT TO THANK ALEXANDRA PETRIFOR THOSE GREAT TRANSLATIONS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.