December 15, 2015 - Pusha T

  • 12/15/2015

Jeb Bush promises to stop spamming his supporters, Donald Trump releases his bill of health, and Pusha T performs "Sunshine" and "Crutches, Crosses, Caskets."

EVEN BEFORE THE DEBATE STARTED,EVERYONE KNEW IT WOULD BE

IMPORTANT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW THEREPUBLICAN FIELD IS EXTREMELY

VOLATILE.

CANDIDATES HAVE BEEN SURGING ANDDROPPING RAPIDLY.

BEN CARSON DROPPED 18 POINTSFROM SIX WEEKS AGO BECAUSE

VOTERS REALIZED PRESIDENTS DON'THAVE TO BE GOOD AT STABBING

PEOPLE.

IT'S JUST A BONUS.

AND OVER THE WEEKEND, BEN CARSONCAME OUT AND RESPONDED TO HIS

FADING PROSPECTS.

>> YOU'VE SEEN THE POLL NUMBERS,DR. CARSON.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WENT WRONG?

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, POLL NUMBERSGO UP AND DOWN.

I WASN'T EXCITED WHEN THEY'REUP, I'M NOT EXCITED WHEN THEY'RE

DOWN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Trevor: IN FACT, UH, I'VENEVER BEEN EXCITED IN MY LIFE...

(LAUGHTER)

EVEN WHEN I ORGASM, I JUSTGO, EH...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU MIGHT LAUGH AT HIM, BUTAT LEAST CARSON HAD A SURGE,

WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU CAN SAYFOR JOHN KASICH, ALSO

KNOWN AS, OH, YEAH, THAT GUY.

WHILE OTHERS ARE HOLDING EVENTSAT THE WESTGATE RESORT AND

CASINO AND THE RENAISSANCE,KASICH HAD OTHER AMBITIONS.

>> JOHN KASICH HAD CANCELED APLANNED PUBLIC APPEARANCE

TOMORROW MORNING.

HE WAS SCHEDULED TO BE AT TIPSYCOFFEE ON THE SOUTHWEST SIDE BUT

ACCORDING TO HIS CAMPAIGN, HEHAD TO CANCEL BECAUSE OF A

SCHEDULING CONFLICT.

>> Trevor: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'SSADDER IN THIS SITUATION THAT

POOR JOHN KASICH IS SO UNPOPULARHE HOLDS HIS CAMPAIGN EVENTS AT

A COFFEE SHOP, OR THAT HE HAD TOCANCEL IT BECAUSE OF A

SCHEDULING CONFLICT -- WHAT ISTHE CONFLICT?

HIM WALKING AROUND, LIKE, SORRY,CAN WE USE THIS TABLE?

NO, SORRY.

CAN I USE THAT -- NO?

I'M JOHN KASICH FROM THE --YEAH, THAT GUY.

THAT GUY.

(LAUGHTER)

AND WHAT WAS HE DOING AT ACOFFEE SHOP?

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU RUN FORPRESIDENT.

IT'S HOW YOU HAVE ANONYMOUS SEXON CRAIGSLIST.

UH, ARE YOU JOHN KASICH?

YEAH...

ARE YOU CAP'N BUTT STUFF 73?

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, OF COURSE, NOBODY'SFALLEN FURTHER THAN JEB BUSH,

WHO'S SITTING AT ABOUT 4% INTHE POLLS, WHICH EXPLAINS

HIS LATEST FUNDRAISINGEMAIL PROMISE.

>> HIS CAMPAIGN SAYS IT WILLSTOP SPAMMING EMAIL ACCOUNTS

WITH FUNDRAISING REQUESTS TILLNEXT YEAR, BUT THERE IS A

CATCH -- YOU WILL HAVE TOCONTRIBUTE $25 IN CAMPAIGN CASH

NOW.

>> Trevor: WOW!

(LAUGHTER)

FOR ONLY $25, JEB BUSH WILLLEAVE YOU ALONE!

(LAUGHTER)

THIS IS INSANE!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZIER IS JEBBUSH'S CAMPAIGN AND SUPER PAC

HAVE SPNT OVER $60 MILLION SOFAR, WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR

IT.

AND HE'S STILL ASKING PEOPLE FORMONEY.

HOW IS IT THAT AMERICANS ALWAYSFALL FOR THIS?

BECAUSE RIGHT NOW JEB BUSH'SCAMPAIGN SOUNDS LIKE AN

ELABORATE NIGERIAN PRINCE SCAMTO ME.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDSLIKE.

(LAUGHTER)

MY FATHER WAS A PRESIDENT.

MY BROTHER WAS A PRESIDENT.

AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BEPRESIDENT AS WELL.

AND WITH YOUR HELP AND$60 MILLION, I CAN SAVE THIS

COUNTRY AND PUT MONEY BACK INYOUR POCKETS!

(LAUGHTER)

JUST SEND ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS!

(APPLAUSE)

HUH-OH!

(LAUGHTER)

AS FOR DONALD TRUMP...

WELL, I MEAN, HE'S DOING VERYWELL.

AND NOT JUST IN THE POLLS.

JUST YESTERDAY, AS IS CUSTOMARYFOR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES IN

AMERICA, HE RELEASED A LETTERFROM HIS DOCTOR ATTESTING TO HIS

GOOD HEALTH INCLUDING THEFOLLOWING PASSAGES -- AND THIS

IS COMPLETELY, COMPLETELY REAL.

IT'S COMPLETELY REAL.

DANIEL RADAR'S MOM SITTING ATHOME, THIS IS COMPLETELY REAL.

"TO WHOM MY CONCERN."

(LAUGHTER)

WE'RE OFF TO A SH SHAKY START.

SAYS MANY THINGS LIKE,"MR. TRUMP HAS HAD NO

SIGNIFICANT MEDICAL PROBLEMS.

ACTUALLY, HIS BLOOD PRESSURE,110 OVER 65 AND LABORATORY TEST

RESULTS WERE ASTONISHINGLYEXCELLENT."

THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BITWEIRD -- BECAUSE LAB RESULTS ARE

EITHER BAD OR NORMAL.

UNLESS THE DOCTOR WAS, LIKE, I'MASTONISHED!

I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM!

HE LOOKS LIKE CANCER IN A WIG!

(LAUGHTER)

BUT I DIGRESS.

WHERE IS THIS?

OH, YEAH, THIS IS FUNNY.

HIS PHYSICAL STRENGTH ANDSTAMINA ARE EXTRAORDINARY.

I'M SORRY.

HIS STRENGTH AND STAMINA.

WHAT IS HE A PATIENT OR A DDUNGEON AND DRAGON'S CHARACTER?

AND "IF ELECTED, MR. TRUMP I CANSTATE UNEQUIVOCALLY WILL BE THE

HEALTHIEST INDIVIDUAL EVERELECTED TO THE PRESIDENCY."

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING --

TREVOR, CLEARLY DONALD TRUMPWROTE THAT HIMSELF.

THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN BELIEVEA MEDICAL DOCTOR WROTE THAT.

THAT IS UNLESS YOU SEE A PICTUREOF DONALD TRUMP'S DOCTOR.

ONCE AGAIN, MY FRIENDS, THIS ISCOMPLETELY REAL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Trevor: THIS GUY LOOKSLIKE THE DOCTOR WHO WOULD BE

CAUGHT SUPPLYING MEXICANSTEROIDS TO BASEBALL PLAYERS.

THAT'S JUST HOW HE LOOKS.

NOT SAYING IT'S TRUE.

AND WHEN DONALD TRUMP SAW THISDOCTOR HAROLD BORNSTEIN, HE

SAID, YES, THAT'S THE MAN I WILLTRUST WITH MY LIFE.

THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUTHIM.

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKEWHEN TRUMP HAS AN APPOINTMENT

WITH THIS GUY?

WE CAN.

IN FACT, IT'S OUR INSPIRATIONFOR OUR DAILY ONE ACT PLAY.

DONALD TRUMP GETS A MOLEEXAMINED.

ENJOY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> LET US BEGIN!

MR. TRUMP, YOUR CHOLESTEROL ISSUPERB!

>> MM-HMM.

>> YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE ISAMAZING!

>> HMM...

>> IT IS PROBABLY THE BEST BLOODPRESSURE OF ANY HUMAN BEING

EVER!

>> YEAH, MAKES SENSE.

WHAT ABOUT THIS ABOUT THIS SPOTON MY NECK?

>> DONALD, I'LL BE HONEST WITHYOU.

WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE IS A MOLE.

>> MMM...

AND HOW BAD IS THIS MOLE?

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT!

>> OKAY.

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST MOLEI'VE EVER SEEN IN MY CAREER!

>> TED CRUZ WOULD KILL TO HAVE AMOLE LIKE THIS!

>> WOULD KILL!

NOBODY MOLES LIKE TRUMPMOLES!

>> NOBODY!

>> I'M THE BEST AT MOLES!

>> THE BEST!

>> YOU KNOW WHO WISHES THEYCOULD MAKE MOLES THIS GOOD?

(AT THE SAME TIME) CHINA!

I WAS THINKING THE SAMETHING!

>> THANK YOU, DOC.

>> ANYTIME.

>> MM-HMM.

>> MR. TRUMP, ONE MORE THING --

(AT THE SAME TIME... ) GREATHAIR!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Trevor: BRAVO!

BRAVO!

HOW DELIGHTFULLY STUPID.

WITH DONALD TRUMP STILL LEADINGTHE G.O.P. RACE, THE BIG

QUESTION IS, WHY THE HELL?

WHICH IS WHY MANY NEWSORGANIZATIONS HAVE BEEN HOLDING

FOCUS GROUPS WITH TRUMPSUPPORTERS TO LEARN MORE ABOUT

HIS APPEAL.

WHICH IS SILLY AND A WASTE OFEVERYONE'S TIME, BECAUSE "THE

DAILY SHOW" ALREADY DID ITS OWNFOCUS GROUP WITH OTHER REAL

TRUMP SUPPORTERS.

JORDAN KLEPPER HAS MORE.

>> JUST WHO ARE TRUMP VOTERS?

I WENT TO LAS VEGAS, SITE OF THEFINAL G.O.P. DEBATE OF 2015 AND

SET UP MY OWN FOCUS GROUP OFREAL TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO ASK THE

BIG QUESTION -- WHY?

>> WHY I LIKE TRUMP IS HE'S NOTA POLITICIAN.

>> HE'S NOT TAKING ANY CRAP FROMANYBODY.

>> HE HAS NO FILTERS.

>> THAT'S A GOOD THING IN WE'REON THE SAME PAGE?

>> YES.

DO YOU WANT A PRESIDENT IN THEREWHO WALKS ON EGG SHELLS AND NOT

WANTING TO HURT THIS OR THATCOMMUNITY?

>> YES.

SO A PRESIDENT THAT SAYS THINGSLIKE THIS --

>> WHEN MEXICO SENDS ITS PEOPLE,THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS, THEY'RE

BRINGING CRIME, THEY'RERAPISTS --

>> DID HE SAY EVERY SINGLEPERSON WHO COMES ACROSS OUR

BORDERS ARE CRIMINALS, RAPISTSOR DRUG DEALERS?

I BELIEVE HE SAID A MAJORITY OFTHEM.

NOBODY'S DISPUTING THE FIGURES.

LOOK AT THE PEOPLE THAT ARECOMING ACROSS THE BORDER

ILLEGALLY.

ARE THE VAST MAJORITY REPUTABLEPEOPLE THAT WANT TO GIVE TO THE

COMMUNITY?

>> YEAH.

>> I'M SAYING A VAST MAJORITYCAUGHT BY THE BORED GUARDS

SMUGGLING DRUGS, RAPING WOMENAND EVERYTHING ELSE?

UNFORTUNATELY, A VAST MAJORITYOF THEM ARE OVERSHADOWING THE

GOOD ONES.

>> IN THATSTATEMENT YOU HAD FOUR VAST

MAJORITIES.

>> VAST MAJORITY.

>>N DO THESTATISTICS MATTER?

>> I THINK THE STATISTICS ARETHERE.

>> I THINK THEVAST MAJORITY OF YOUR STATISTICS

ARE BULL (BLEEP).

>> DO YOU?

>> YES.

>> THAT COULD VERY WELL BE.

>> OKAY, SO IF THACTSDON'T MATTER, WHAT DOES MATTER?

TRUMP SAID HE WANTS TO BAN ALLMUSLIMS COMING TO THIS COUNTRY.

>> HE'S NOT SINGLING OUT THISGROUP BECAUSE OF THEIR RELIGIOUS

BELIEFS.

>> HE IS CHOOSING THEIR RELIGIONAS THE ONE IDENTIFIER TO

KEEP THEM OUT.

>> MAYBE HE'S NOT AS ARTICULATEAS WE WOULD LIKE.

>> HE'S SAYING A LOT OF THINGSWE ARE THINKING OR WANT TO SAY.

>> HAVE YOU EVER SAID I THINK WESHOULD STOP ALL MEMEBERS

OF ONE RELIGION FROM ENTERINGINTO OUR COUNTRY?

>> NO, BUT YOU HAVE TO STARTSOMEWHERE.

>> I THINK WHAT EVERYONE ISOVERLOOKING IS TRUMP BROUGHT

THIS TO THE FOREFRONT.

MAYBE IT WAS CRUDE AND MAYBE ALOT OF US DON'T AGREE WITH THAT

POSITION, BUT WHAT HE HAS DONEIS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT.

>> I CAN WALK INTO MY FRIEND'SAPARTMENT, TAKE A (BLEEP) ON HIS

RUG AND EVERYONE'S TALKINGABOUT WHETHER HE SHOULD

GET A NEW RUG, DOESN'T MAKE METHE GOOD GUY.

>> NEGATIVE ATTENTION ISSOMETIMES BETTER THAN NO

ATTENTION AT ALL.

>> SO THEIR CANDIDATE DROPPING ADEUCE IS A WORTHWHILE

CONVERSATION STARTER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE (BLEEP) THATCOMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH?

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED"WHO SAID IT: DONALD TRUMP OR

RACIST SANDWICH"?

HI, I SMELL LIKE ROAST BEEF ANDI THINK MEXICANS ARE HERE TO

RAPE PEOPLE AND COMMIT CRIMES.

>> I'M GOING WITH SANDWICH ONTHAT.

RACIST SANDWICH.

>> YOU ARE RIGHT.

ANOTHER ONE.

TRUMP OR RACIST SANDWICH?

I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITHTHE BLACKS.

I'VE ALWAYS HAD A GREATRELATIONSHIP WITH THE BLACKS.

>> TRUMP.

>> YOU'RE HOLDING OUT.

>> ME?

I WOULD SAY TRUMP, TOO.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT FOR ASECOND.

>> THIS IS THE GUY YOU TWICE AREGOING TO VOTE FOR, RIGHT?

>> MM-HMM.

>> TWO THINGS: I HATE, BANANAPEPPERS AND MUSLIMS.

>> RACIST SANDWICH.

>> YOU'RE THINKING ON THAT ONE.

>> I DID THINK ABOUT IT, BUT,YEAH.

>> WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY THINKINGABOUT IT, IT'S DIFFICULT TO TELL

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT ARACIST SANDWICH WOULD SAY

AND YOUR PRESIDENTIALCANDIDATE?

IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN!

(APPLAUSE)BUT IS THERE ANY LINE THAT

DONALD TRUMP CAN CROSS THATMIGHT CAUSE THEM TO CHANGE THEIR

VOTE?

ALL RIGHT, THIS GAME IS CALLEDTRUMP CARD.

DROP THE DONALD FACE IF IT WOULDCAUSE DONALD TRUMP TO LOSE YOUR

VOTE, ALL RIGHT?

WOULD YOU SUPPORT DONALD TRUMPIF HE MADE FUN OF A DISABLED

REPORTER?

STILL VOTING FOR HIM.

MADE FUN OF ALL CHINESE PEOPLE?

EVERYBODY STILL COOL WITH THAT?

OKAY.

JUST LOOKING FOR THAT LINE.

WOULD YOU SUPPORT DONALD TRUMPIF HE SAID THERE SHOULD BE A

REGISTRY FOR ALL MUSLIMS?

NATIONAL REGISTRY OF JEWS?

I STILL SEE TWO TRUMPS IN THEAIR!

OKAY.

JUST BECAUSE IT'S GOOD TO KNOWWHERE THE JEWS ARE?

I TRIED FOR HOURS AND HOURSRIGOROUSLY STUDYING THESE

FASCINATING CREATURES.

THIS IS A GROUP THAT DOESN'TLIKE STATISTICS, THINKS MUSLIMS

NEED NOT APPLY, SOME WOULDCONSIDER ROUNDING OF THE JEWS,

BUT HOW ARE THERE SO MANY OFTHEM?

>> FOR SOME REASON, TRUMP, THEMORE BIZARRE HE GETS, THE MORE

PEOPLE LIKE HIM.

>> BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THOSEPEOPLE.

>> I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

>> WHY?

(LAUGHTER)

AT LAST, WE HAD REACHEDCOMMON GROUND.

EVEN SOME TRUMP SUPPORTERS CAN'TWRAP THEIR HEAD AROUND WHY

PEOPLE SUPPORT TRUMP.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A HIP-HOPARTIST WHOSE NEW ALBUM IS CALLED

"KING PUSH - DARKEST BEFOREDAWN: THE PRELUDE."

NOW TO PLAY THE SONG FROM THEALBUM, PLEASE WELCOME PUSHA T.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ I SAY, HEY, SUNSHINE

♪ OH, HOW THE DAY CAN BE SOLONG ♪

♪ I SAY, HEY, SUNSHINE

♪ OH, HOW THE DAY CAN BE SOLONG ♪

♪ AMERICA, YOU NEED A MIRACLEBEYOND SPIRITUAL ♪

♪ I FEED A REAL-ER VIEW

♪ I HOLD A MIRROR TO IT

♪ THESE AIN'T NEW PROBLEMS, THEYJUST OLD WAYS ♪

♪ I SEEN ONE TIME TURN SUNSHINE INTO FREDDIE GRAY ♪

♪ JUST ANOTHER HEADER DEAD, JUSTANOTHER HEADER DEAD ♪

♪ SEND ANOTHER TO THE FEDS

♪ SEND ANOTHER TO THE FEDS

♪ NOT GUILTY, I'M STILL FILTHY

♪ IN FOX EYES, WE THE DARKSIDE ♪

♪ SO THEY TELL YOU LIES

♪ THROUGH A TV

♪ CNBC, CNN, DON LEMON, NO KWELIWHEN YOU MEET ME ♪

♪ IN ORDER TO BE ME

♪ YOU GOTTA SEE WHAT CHIEF KEEFSEE ♪

♪ BRENDA'S BABY NEXT DOOR TO THECANDY LADY ♪

♪ SAME PROJECT AS CANDYMAN, WHERE THEY STILL DOING HAND

AND HAND ♪

♪ SUNDAY TO SUNDAY, PASTOR ONLYWANT ONE DAY ♪

♪ GRANDMA PRAYING SOME DAY, BUTGOD CAN'T HEAR IT OVER GUN

PLAY ♪

♪ STILL A TARGET, BUT THE BADGEIS A NEW NOOSE ♪

♪ YEAH, WE ALL SEE IT, BUT CELLPHONES AIN'T ENOUGH PROOF ♪

♪ SO WE STILL LOOSE. I SAY, HEY,SUNSHINE ♪

♪ OH, HOW THE DAY CAN BE SOLONG♪

♪ I SAY, HEY, SUNSHINE

♪ OH, HOW THE DAY CAN BE SOLONG ♪

♪ I DON'T GOT NO MARCH IN ME ♪ I CAN'T TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

♪ WHY THEY'RE TESTING YOURPATIENCE ♪

♪ THEY JUST TESTING MY REACH ♪ FUNERAL FLOWERS EVERY 28 HOURS

BEING LAID OVER OURS ♪♪ SWORN TO PROTECT AND SERVE

♪ BUT WHO REALLY GOT THE POWER ♪ LOOKING OVER THEIR

ALLOWANCES ♪♪ BUILDING PRISONS WHERE THE

MOUNTAINS IS ♪♪ LAPTOPS IS FOR THE COUNTY

KIDS ♪♪ METAL DETECTORS IS WHERE OURS

IS ♪♪ THEY'LL NEVER REWRITE THIS

LIKE THE REWROTE HISTORY ♪♪ THE FACT THAT THE STATUTE OF

LIBERTY WAS BLACK IS A GOT DAMNMYSTERY ♪

♪ AND SO IT GOES, EVERY TRUTH BETOLD ♪

♪ ALL THESE COPS CLEARED ANDLIVES ARE STOLE ♪

♪ EVERY GOOSE DON'T LAY GOLD,WHOA ♪

♪ JUST ANOTHER DEAD ♪ JUST ANOTHER DEAD

♪ SEND ANOTHER TO THE FEDS ♪ SEND ANOTHER TO THE FEDS

♪ THEY CALLING THE NATIONALGUARD PUBLIC ENEMY ♪

♪ I'M CHUCK D, FLAVA FLAV INLOUIE V, BUT I'M HUEY P THE NEW

ELITE ♪

♪ IT'S EITHER YOU OR ME

♪ LET THE SUN SHINE, 'CAUSE THEDARK CLOUDS TRYIN' RUIN ME ♪

♪ IT'S MORE THAN MORE THAN MORETHAN BALTIMORE ♪

♪ FROM SHORE TO SHORE, OH LORD

♪ PATIENCE TORN, PATIENCE GONE,OH LORD ♪

♪ I DON'T GOT NO MARCH IN ME

♪ I CAN'T TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

♪ WHY THEY'RE TESTING YOURPATIENCE ♪

♪ THEY JUST TESTING MY REACH

♪ I DON'T GOT NO MARCH IN ME ♪ I CAN'T TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

♪ WHY THEY'RE TESTING YOURPATIENCE ♪

♪ THEY JUST TESTING MY REACH ♪ I DON'T GOT NO MARCH IN ME

♪ I CAN'T TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

♪ WHY THEY'RE TESTING YOURPATIENCE ♪

♪ THEY JUST TESTING MY REACH

♪ I DON'T GOT NO MARCH IN ME

♪ I CAN'T TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

♪ WHY THEY'RE TESTING YOURPATIENCE ♪

♪ THEY JUST TESTING MY REACH

KING PUSH, "THE DARKEST BEFOREDAWN: THE PRELUDE" IS IN STORES

FRIDAY.

I'M JOINED BY PUSHA T, MAN,THAT WAS POWER.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Trevor: THAT WAS REAL --

SOME OF THE WHITE PEOPLE GOTUNCOMFORTABLE WHEN YOU DID

THE BLACK POWER BUT IT'S ASTRONG SONG.

BEAUTIFUL.

I CAN SEE WHY KANYE WEST MADEYOU THE HEAD OF GOOD MUSIC.

CONGRATS ON THAT, BY THE WAY.

(APPLAUSE)

IS THIS A THEME THAT RUNSTHROUGH THE ALBUM?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ISSUES?

THIS IS WHAT'S CLOSE TO PUSHA TRIGHT NOW?

>> I'M TAKING ABOUT WHAT'S GOINGON IN SOCIETY, THE GOOD, BAD AND

UGLY.

>> Trevor: SOUNDS AMAZING,DUDE.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

NOW TO FINISH OUT WITH"CRUTCHES, CROSSES AND CASKETS."

WELCOME ONCE AGAIN, PUSHA T.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> MAKE SOME NOISE FOR PUSHA T!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ YEAH

♪ BEAUTIFUL EVILS

♪ CHECK ME OUT ♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS

♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS ♪ ALL I SEE IS VICTIM

♪ MY YOUNG NIGGA SICK 'EM ♪ I DON'T GET 'EM

♪ I JUST GET BACK THEIR JEWELRYIF I'M (BLEEP)ING WITH THEM ♪

♪ YOUR MAN CRUSH MONDAY'S BEOWING NIGGAS ♪

♪ MY SKIN IS TRIPLE BLACK ♪ I'M THE OMEN

♪ YOU CAN'T KILL A GOD LIKE THEROMANS ♪

♪ TAKE MY TIME TO CRAFT(BLEEP) ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE BACK ANDFORTH WITH PUFF ABOUT RAP

(BLEEP) ♪

♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS

♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS

♪ ALL I SEE IS VICTIMS

♪ RAPPERS IS VICTIMIZED AT ANALL-TIME HEIGHT ♪

♪ BUT NOT I ♪ YOU POP NIGGAS

♪ THOUGHT I'D LET IT FLY ♪ I'M YAISEL PUIG

♪ I'M IN ANOTHER LEAGUE ♪ I DEFLECTED

♪ ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON ♪ NIGGAS BLEED

♪ IN YOUR THOUSAND DOLLARJOGGERS ♪

♪ AS YOU RHYME ABOUT YOURDOLLARS ♪

♪ IS THEIR SHAME WHEN A PLATINUMRAPPER'S MOTHER LIVES IN

SQUALOR ♪

♪ MILDRED'S IN THE BAHAMAS FORA MONTH ♪

♪ SHE'S PROBABLY SITTING IN HERPAJAMAS HAVING LUNCH.

♪ SWORDFISH

♪ MY REALITY IS MORE FISH

♪ BANANA CLIPS FOR ALL YOURCURIOUS GEORGES ♪

♪ OLD SLAPPING YOUNG

♪ HA, IMAGINE THAT

♪ WHERE YOU FROM ♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS

♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS

♪ ALL I SEE IS DEATH BYTHE MASSES ♪

♪ THE ONLY ASTRICS IS THE CHANGEOF ADDRESS ♪

♪ MY INIFINIT SPOOL AS LONG ASMAGIC'S ♪

♪ YEAH, I LED ZILLOW CHANGE MYPILLOWS ♪

♪ THE HOME IS SO INVITING

♪ THE PORSCHE IS THE ARMADILLO ♪ THE SILHOUETTE

♪ THE POP POP POP ♪ THE CHOP CHOP CHOP

♪ THE THROWAWAY TECH'S GOTTOURETTE'S.

IT'S MORE THAN THIS DRUG MONEY ♪♪ I LOVE MONEY

♪ I SPEAL TO YOUR SOUL ANDTHAT'S ABOVE MONEY ♪

♪ IT'S THE MINISTRY OF THESTREET ENERGY ♪

♪ THE CHURCH OF CRIMINOLOGY ♪ TEACHING MY CHEMISTRIES

♪ I'M THE L. RON HUBBARD OF THECUPBOARD ♪

♪ TO SOME CERTAIN MOTHER(BLEEP)S GOTTA LOVE IT ♪

♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS ♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS

♪ ALL I SEE IS VICTIMS ♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS

♪ CRUTCHES CROSSES CASKETS ♪ ALL I SEE IS VICTIMS

♪ DARKEST BEFORE DAWN

♪ PARTY'S HIP-HOP ALBUM OF THEYEAR ♪

I LOVE Y'ALL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)