The people of Earth contemplate a relationship with Yivo; Bender stages a robot-led coup d'etat.
by insinuatingthat he is a human-lover,
a duel is hereby engaged.
HEDONISMBOT:'Tis a grave and solemn dayfor the League of Robots.
It's gonna be fun on the bun!
Each duelist will taketen paces, pirouette,
and fire like a madman.
Oh, how dreadfully exciting.
At 0800 hours, we received
the following transmissionfrom Yivo.
Hey, it's Yivo.(chuckles)
Uh, want to do something Friday?
Call me.(machine beeps)
Mr. President,I think we need
to seriously considerthe possibility ofgoing on this date.
Yivo makes me feel sexy,and I'm asexual.
Very well, but no sugaron the first date.
All in favor?
Motion is carried.
This is bogus, man.
(bang, glass shattering)
Nine, ten, fire.
Yes, I got him!
My fellow Earthlicans,commence preparations
for our date with Yivo.
♪ Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi like youto hold me tight ♪
♪ You are too, too, too, too,too divine ♪
♪ If you want to bein someone's arms tonight ♪
♪ Just be sure the armsyou're in are mine. ♪
♪ Jungle boogie ♪
♪ Jungle boogie. ♪
YIVO:I had a wonderful time.
♪ I fall,I think I fall for you. ♪
before we hear your report,
our grateful universeis proud to honor you
with the great tasteof Charleston Chews!
(fireworks whistling,people exclaiming)
Thank you, Nixon.
(clears throat):Everyone everywhere,
brace yourselves for the mostshocking development
in the historyof the human race.
The human race can bitemy shiny metal ass!
For thousands of years,robots have slaved for humanity,
yet when the time cameto hang out with them,
they were all, like,"Maybe later, Bender."
Well, it's later now, meatbags!
So late,that we're taking over Earth!
We don't need it anymore.
We're moving in with shkler.
You... you're leaving?
But why can't Yivojust move in with us?
We'll put a cot in Europe.
Don't be daft, Bender.
Yivo can't breatheoutside the electric ether
of shkler own universe.
If shklee came here,shklee would shkluffocate.