The Beast with a Billion Backs Pt. 4

  • Season 0, Ep 8
  • 10/19/2008

The people of Earth contemplate a relationship with Yivo; Bender stages a robot-led coup d'etat.

by insinuatingthat he is a human-lover,

a duel is hereby engaged.

HEDONISMBOT:'Tis a grave and solemn dayfor the League of Robots.

It's gonna be fun on the bun!

Each duelist will taketen paces, pirouette,

and fire like a madman.


two, three...

Oh, how dreadfully exciting.

(moans)Oh, yes.


At 0800 hours, we received

the following transmissionfrom Yivo.

(tape rewinds)

Hey, it's Yivo.(chuckles)

Uh, want to do something Friday?

Call me.(machine beeps)


Mr. President,I think we need

to seriously considerthe possibility ofgoing on this date.

I agree.

Yivo makes me feel sexy,and I'm asexual.

Very well, but no sugaron the first date.

All in favor?

All opposed?

Motion is carried.

This is bogus, man.

...six, seven,


(bang, glass shattering)


Nine, ten, fire.

Yes, I got him!


My fellow Earthlicans,commence preparations

for our date with Yivo.

♪ Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi like youto hold me tight ♪

♪ You are too, too, too, too,too divine ♪

♪ If you want to bein someone's arms tonight ♪

♪ Just be sure the armsyou're in are mine. ♪

♪ Jungle boogie ♪

♪ Jungle boogie. ♪

YIVO:I had a wonderful time.

ALL:Me, too!

♪ I fall,I think I fall for you. ♪

NIXON:Break-up delegation,

before we hear your report,

our grateful universeis proud to honor you

with the great tasteof Charleston Chews!

(fireworks whistling,people exclaiming)

Thank you, Nixon.

(clears throat):Everyone everywhere,

brace yourselves for the mostshocking development

in the historyof the human race.

The human race can bitemy shiny metal ass!

(all gasping)

For thousands of years,robots have slaved for humanity,

yet when the time cameto hang out with them,

they were all, like,"Maybe later, Bender."

Well, it's later now, meatbags!

So late,that we're taking over Earth!

(laughs evilly)


We don't need it anymore.

Yivo proposed.

We're moving in with shkler.

(all cheering)

You... you're leaving?

But why can't Yivojust move in with us?

We'll put a cot in Europe.

Don't be daft, Bender.

Yivo can't breatheoutside the electric ether

of shkler own universe.

If shklee came here,shklee would shkluffocate.

No shklit?

(crackling, popping)