Space Pilot 3000

  • 03/28/1999

A delivery boy frozen in the year 1999 awakens in the year 3000.

SPACE.

IT SEEMSTO GO ON AND ON FOREVER,

BUT THEN YOU GET TO THE END

AND A GORILLA STARTSTHROWING BARRELS AT YOU.

AND THAT'SHOW YOU PLAY THE GAME.

YOU STINK, LOSER.

HEY, FRY!

PIZZA GOING OUT.

COME ON!

( sighs )

TSK, TSK, TSK.

( revelers shouting, laughing )

MICHELLE, BABY,WHERE YOU GOING?

IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY.

I PUT YOUR STUFF OUTON THE SIDEWALK!

I HATE MY LIFE,I HATE MY LIFE, I HATE MY LIFE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HELLO!

PIZZA DELIVERY!

FOR, UH...

"I.C. WIENER"?

OH, CRUD.

I ALWAYS THOUGHTBY THIS POINT IN MY LIFE

I'D BE THE ONEMAKING THE CRANK CALLS.

HERE'S TO ANOTHERLOUSY MILLENNIUM.

Crowd:TEN!

NEUF!

OTTO!

SABAA!

EKSI!

WU!

CHAAR!

THATHU!

NI!

ONE!

( screams )

WHAT TH...?

( gasping )

RADIO CITY MUTANT HALL.

COOL.

UH, CROSS-TOWN EXPRESS.

( shrieks )

Fry:WHOO-HOO!

YAAH...

( laughing )

WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

( shrieking )

( laughing )

( Fry yelling )

OOMP!

( scoffing ):PFFT.

TOURIST.

HEY, A PHONE BOOTH.

I CAN CALL MY NEPHEW.

WHOA. A REAL-LIFE ROBOT.

OR IS THAT SOME KINDOF CHEESY NEW YEAR'S COSTUME?

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS.

IT DOESN'T LOOKSO SHINY TO ME.

SHINIER THAN YOURS, MEATBAG.

( whistling )

LISTEN, BUDDY, I'MIN A HURRY HERE.

LET'S TRY FOR A TWOFER.

( chuckles )

Woman:Please select mode of death:

"Quick and Painless"or "Slow and Horrible."

YEAH, I'D LIKE TOPLACE A COLLECT CALL.

You have selected"Slow and Horrible."

GREAT CHOICE.

BRING IT ON, BABY!

( shrieking )

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