CC Presents: Henry Phillips

  • Season 9, Ep 23
  • 07/14/2005

AND I'M GOING THROUGH A LITTLE

BIT OF A BREAK UP SITUATION

RIGHT NOW WHICH BLOWS, A LOT OF

MY FRIENDS ARE TIRED OF HEARING

ABOUT IT, IT'S BEEN ABOUT

SEVEN YEARS NOW OR WHATEVER

BUT STILL...

[LAUGHTER]

I DATED A GIRL RECENTLY WHO WAS

COOL, I DON'T THINK SHE KNEW

HOWEVER, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT

GIRLS, THAT, THERE ARE CERTAIN

THINGS THAT GIRLS AREN'T

SUPPOSED TO SAY IN THE MIDDLE

OF HAVING SEX.

LIKE I HAVE NO PROBLEM IF YOU'RE

HAVING SEX AND AT ONE POINT

THE GIRL SAYS, "HEY, I REALLY

LIKE, UH YOUR PENIS OR WHATEVER

IT IS", UM, BUT SHE WOULD ALWAYS

BE LIKE "UH, WOW, I REALLY LIKE

PENISES."

AND I WAS LIKE "PENISES?"

IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO PUT THE

WORD "YOUR" IN THERE, I GUESS IS

WHAT I'M SAYING.

[LAUGHTER]

AND THE OTHER THING IS.

I HAVE NO PROBLEM IF YOU'RE

HAVING SEX AND AT ONE POINT

THE GIRL SAYS, "HEY, I REALLY

LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS,

YOU KNOW DOWN THERE, WHATEVER

THAT IS.

BUT SHE WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE,

"I REALLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE,

UH DO THIS."

AND I SAID "PEOPLE?

THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WORD

AT ALL, THAT'S NOT EVEN LIKE

GENDER SPECIFIC."

YOU JUST PICTURE LIKE A BIG

CROWD OF PEOPLE AT THE DMV OR

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT THIS IS A SONG THAT'S JUST

ABOUT CALLING THAT SOMEBODY

SPECIAL REALLY LATE AT NIGHT,

AND UH...

[LAUGHTER]

AND IT'S A NEW SONG AND I HOPE

YOU ENJOY IT.

♪ HELLO MICHELLE--

ONE THING ACTUALLY, I'M SORRY.

BEFORE I DO THIS SONG,

I JUST GOT THIS ALBUM FROM THE

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND AND IT'S A

LIVE ALBUM.

AND EVERY TIME HE DOES

THE FIRST LINE OF THE SONG

THERE'S LIKE THIS HUGE

UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE OR WHATEVER

'CAUSE IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE

SONG OR WHATEVER.

AND I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER

HEARD ANY OF THIS CRAP BEFORE

BUT I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN

TO TRY TO RECREATE THAT WHOLE

MOMENT RIGHT NOW, JUST YOU KNOW,

PEOPLE WATCHING...

THANKS.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THAT'LL BE LIKE THE REHEARSAL

OR WHATEVER BUT WHAT I MEAN IS

LIKE ONCE I DO THE SONG.

[LAUGHTER]

LET'S START IT AGAIN.

♪ HELLO MICHELLE

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ I KNOW YOU'RE

♪ PROBABLY SLEEPING

♪ BUT I JUST CALLED

♪ 'CAUSE THERE WAS

♪ SOMETHING ON MY MIND

♪ YOU'RE THE KINDA GIRL

♪ THAT A MAN COULD

♪ REALLY SETTLE DOWN WITH

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE SMART,

♪ FAITHFUL, INNOCENT

♪ AND KIND

♪ WHICH IS WHY

♪ I'M CALLING YOU TONIGHT

♪ WHAT WAS THE NAME

♪ OF THAT ONE OTHER CHICK

♪ YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH

♪ FRIDAY NIGHT

♪ WITH THE PIERCED TONGUE

♪ YOU KNOW THE ONE WHO SAID

♪ SHE USED TO BE A STRIPPER

♪ AND YOU SAID SHE WAS

♪ MAKING UP FOR SOME

♪ EMOTIONAL INSECURITIES

♪ BY SLEEPING WITH

♪ EVERY GUY SHE MEETS

♪ WELL, IS SHE

♪ SEEING ANYONE RIGHT NOW

♪ AND IF NOT, WELL DO YOU

♪ MAYBE HAVE HER NUMBER?

♪ AND IF SHE IS

♪ THEN WHAT ARE YOU

♪ DOING TONIGHT?

♪ OH HANG ON MICHELLE

♪ I THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE

♪ MY CALL WAITING

♪ HANG ON REALLY QUICK WHILE I

♪ JUST LOSE THAT OTHER CALL

♪ CLICK

♪ OH, HEY JEANINE

♪ WHAT'S THAT?

♪ YOU SAY YOU WANNA SEE ME

♪ AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING

♪ ANYTHING AT ALL

♪ HANG ON WHILE I JUST

♪ LOSE THAT OTHER CALL

♪ CLICK

♪ OH HEY JEANINE-- MICHELLE--

♪ WHATEVER THE HELL

♪ YOUR NAME IS

♪ LISTEN I BETTER TAKE THAT

♪ IT SOUNDS KIND OF IMPORTANT

♪ BUT LISTEN

♪ YOU KNOW WE SHOULD REALLY

♪ GET TOGETHER SOMETIME

♪ 'CAUSE I'D LOVE TO KNOW

♪ MORE ABOUT YOU

♪ AND PLUS I GOT TO GET

♪ THAT STRIPPER'S NUMBER

♪ BUT RIGHT NOW I BETTER GET

♪ THAT OTHER LINE

♪ BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW

♪ THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE

♪ MORE OR LESS

♪ IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ♪

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

THANK YOU.

UM, I'D LIKE TO DO A SONG FOR

YOU NOW.

I THINK, UH...

♪♪

I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD

ANY LUCK WITH GIRLS AT ALL.

AND I ALWAYS GET THOSE LINES

THAT THEY GIVE YOU TO LET

YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED,

LIKE YOU KNOW, I'M SEEING

SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW OR I'M IN

A RELATIONSHIP OR I'M MARRIED OR

HOW'D YOU GET HERE, I THOUGHT

WE HAD A RESTRAINING ORDER,

WHERE YOU TAKING ME?

ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF YOU'RE

LIKE AH, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE.

AND THIS IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT

A GIRL THAT I WAS SEEING OUT IN

CALIFORNIA ACTUALLY FOR ABOUT A

THREE MONTH PERIOD AND WE HAD

TO END IT EVENTUALLY JUST

'CAUSE, AH, HER PERIOD WAS

LASTING WAY TOO DAMN LONG FOR MY

LIKING.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT HER NAME'S LISA AND SHE'S

NOT HERE TONIGHT AND I THINK

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SHE'D LIKE

THIS SONG VERY MUCH BUT I HOPE

YOU ENJOY IT.

♪ SHE NEVER WAS ABUSED

♪ WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ HER FATHER

♪ NEVER UP AND RAN AWAY

♪ AND EVEN THOUGH

♪ HER FAMILY GAVE HER ALL

♪ THE LOVE SHE NEEDS

♪ SOME HOW SHE'S A BITCH

♪ ANYWAY

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU GUYS KNOW HER TOO,

APPARENTLY.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ ME I TRIED TO BE

♪ THE PERFECT HERO

♪ I SAID I LOVE YOU

♪ TWO THOUSAND

♪ [BLEEP] TIMES A DAY

♪ I SHOWERED HER

♪ WITH PRESENTS BOUGHT FROM

♪ THE FINEST SHOPS IN TOWN

♪ BUT SOMEHOW

♪ SHE'S A BITCH ANYWAY

♪ AND WHEN I TELL HER

♪ MY FUNNY STORIES

♪ SHE'D SAY WELL I GUESS

♪ YOU HAD TO BE THERE

♪ I PLAYED HER

♪ MY GUITAR SONG

♪ SHE SAID IT SUCKS

♪ AND WHEN THE EVENING NEWS

♪ SHOWS HOMELESS PEOPLE

♪ SHE SAYS IT'S

♪ THEIR OWN DAMN FAULT

♪ AND THEN SHE HITS ME UP

♪ FOR FIFTY BUCKS

♪ SOMEHOW SHE'S A BITCH

♪ ANYWAY

I'M SORRY I ALWAYS GET KINDA

EMOTIONALLY CHOKED UP

WHEN I SING THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ SHE'S A [BLEEP] BITCH

♪ ANYWAY ♪

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

Henry Phillips: I LIKE TO LOOK

AT IT LIKE I'VE GOT ONE FOOT

IN THE MUSIC DOOR AND ONE FOOT

IN THE COMEDY DOOR.

SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN

REALLY PICTURE THAT OR NOT.

I'M NOT REALLY GETTING ANYWHERE,

I'M JUST KIND OF HUMPING THE

WALL IN BETWEEN THE TWO WORLDS

BUT UH, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME

DOING IT.

♪♪

THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE

UP-TEMPO.

I'M TRYING TO WRITE A

DANCE SONG, SO IF YOU

FEEL LIKE DANCING PLEASE DON'T

THAT WOULD BE REALLY

UNCOMFORTABLE FOR EVERYBODY.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S CALLED "I REALLY, REALLY

NEED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND."

♪ I GOTTA GET A GIRLFRIEND

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ I GOTTA GET A GIRLFRIEND

IS IT GETTING CATCHY YET?

I'M TRYING TO SELL THIS TO

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, WHATEVER BUT

I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING BACK.

♪ I GOTTA GET NEW CLOTHES

♪ SO I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND

♪ I GOTTA START CLIPPING

♪ MY TOES

♪ SO I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND

♪ STOP PICKING MY NOSE

♪ SO I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND

♪ STOP WEARING PANTYHOSE

♪ SO I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND

♪ I'M EVEN WILLING TO PAY

♪ SOME GIRL TO SAY THAT

♪ SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND

♪ 'CAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS THINK

♪ I'M GAY

♪ 'CAUSE I NEVER HAVE

♪ A GIRLFRIEND

♪ I'D BUY FLOWERS EVERYDAY

♪ FOR MY GIRLFRIEND

♪ I WOULDN'T BE LIKE OJ

♪ AND KILL MY GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND

ALL RIGHT, THE CLAPPING'S

MESSING ME UP NOW SO WE GOT

TO STOP IT.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS IS JUST FOR THE MUSICIANS

OUT THERE WATCH THIS.

♪ I JUST CHANGED THE KEY

♪ SO I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND

♪ START HAVING SEX FOR FREE

♪ WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

♪ SHE CAN EVEN HAVE VD

♪ AND STILL BE MY GIRLFRIEND

♪ IT MIGHT BURN WHEN I PEE

♪ BUT AT LEAST I'D HAVE

♪ A GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND

THIS WAS SORT OF A BRIDGE PART

RIGHT HERE, I DON'T KNOW HOW

FAMILIAR YOU ARE WITH THE SONG

WRITING LINGO BUT THIS IS THE

KIND OF PART THAT BREAKS IT UP

A LITTLE BIT SO ITS KIND OF

WORK IN PROGRESS.

♪♪

[LAUGHTER]

[SINGS IN HIGH PITCH VOICE]

♪ WE COULD SIT AROUND

♪ AND DO CRAZY [BLEEP]

♪ TOGETHER LIKE

♪ I COULD PULL HER EARS OUT

♪ AND SAY

♪ "HEY, LOOK EVERYBODY

♪ IT'S DUMBO" AND SHE'D BE

♪ ALL LIKE

♪ "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

♪ AND HOW'D YOU

♪ GET INTO MY HOUSE?"

ALL RIGHT.

[SINGS IN NORMAL VOICE]

♪ HOW LOW DO I HAVE TO SINK

♪ TO GET ME A GIRLFRIEND?

♪ I COULD PUT SOMETHING

♪ IN HER DRINK

♪ AND SHE COULD BE

♪ MY GIRLFRIEND

♪ BUT THEN THEY'D PUT ME

♪ IN THE CLINK

♪ AND I'D BE SOMEONE ELSE'S

♪ GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND

♪ GIRLFRIEND ♪

THANK YOU.

IN ORDER TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,

IT'S LIKE THEY NEED CIGARETTES

OR ALCOHOL OR SOMETHING LIKE

THAT AND I KNOW THAT.

I JOKE A LOT AND EVERYTHING

BUT FOR ME IT'S REALLY ABOUT

THREE THINGS IN LIFE AND THAT'S

JUST A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT ARE

LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE AND

THIS HERE GUITAR AND A SPOON OF

SMACK AND, UH, YEAH.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT, UH, THIS IS A LITTLE SONG

THAT I WROTE ABOUT A DATE THAT

I HAD ONE TIME THAT JUST WENT

HORRIBLY AWRY AND I'M GONNA

SHARE IT WITH YOU.

♪ I REMEMBER

♪ THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU

♪ I WENT TO YOUR DOORSTEP

♪ AND RANG THE BELL

♪ YOUR PARENTS TOLD ME

♪ YOUR DOG'S NAME WAS HENRY

♪ AND I LAUGHED AND SAID

♪ HEY, THAT'S MY NAME AS WELL

♪ I REMEMBER YOUR FACE

♪ AS YOU CAME DOWN

♪ THE STAIRWAY

♪ WITH YOUR EBONY HAIR

♪ AND YOUR DEEP HAZEL EYES

♪ AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR BEAUTY

♪ I STARTED TO QUIVER

♪ AND I JUST COULDN'T THINK OF

♪ THE RIGHT THING TO SAY

♪ AND MY HAND STARTED SHAKING

♪ MY HEART PALPITATING

♪ MY PALMS STARTED SWEATING

♪ AND THEN I RAN OUT OF BREATH

♪ AND THEN I FELL ON THE FLOOR

♪ AND I STARTED TO VOMIT

♪ AND I LOST ALL CONTROL

♪ OF MY BODILY FUNCTIONS

♪ YOU WENT TO THE KITCHEN

♪ SO YOU COULD GET

♪ PAPER TOWELS

♪ TO CLEAN UP THE MESS

♪ I JUST MADE YOUR FLOOR

♪ BUT BY THAT TIME I'D ALREADY

♪ EMPTIED MY BOWELS

♪ AND JUST DIDN'T SEEM

♪ TO GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE

♪ SO I TOOK OFF MY PANTS

♪ AND STARTED

♪ HUMPING YOUR DOGGIE

♪ AND YOUR PARENTS THREATENED

♪ TO CALL THE POLICE

♪ SO I YANKED OUT THEIR

♪ PHONE CORD AND

♪ I CLOSED ALL THE CURTAINS

♪ AND SAID "DON'T MOVE

♪ OR NOBODY LEAVES HERE

♪ ALIVE

♪ SO HERE I AM IN THIS

♪ COLD LONELY JAIL CELL

♪ THINKING OF YOU AND ALL

♪ THE FUN THAT WE HAD

♪ YOU'RE PROBABLY LAUGHING

♪ ABOUT OUR WHOLE LITTLE

♪ MISUNDERSTANDING

♪ AND I JUST GET THAT SAME OL'

♪ FEELING AGAIN

♪ MY HANDS START TO SHAKE

♪ AND MY HEART STARTS TO BEAT

♪ AND MY PALMS START TO SWEAT

♪ AND THEN I RUN OUT OF BREATH

♪ AND I FALL ON THE FLOOR

♪ AND I START TO VOMIT

[LAUGHTER]

♪ AND I LOSE ALL CONTROL

♪ OF MY

♪ BODILY

♪ FUNCTIONS ♪

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

UM, I HAD A FUNNY THING HAPPEN

TO ME.

I WAS AT THE PORT AUTHORITY

OVER THERE AND IT WAS LATE AT

NIGHT, IT WAS ABOUT TWO IN THE

MORNING.

AND THERE'S NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE

AROUND AND THIS LIKE 20 YEAR-OLD

PIMP GUY CAME UP TO ME AND

HE WAS--

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID

TO ME.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

HE WAS LIKE "HEY DUDE,

YOU WANNA GET YOUR [BLEEP]

SUCKED OR WHATEVER?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "NAH MAN,

THAT'S ALL RIGHT."

SO THEN I STARTED WALKING AWAY.

AND THEN HE CAME OVER AND TAPPED

ME AGAIN.

AND HE'S LIKE "I DIDN'T MEAN ME

MAN, I MEAN I GOT GIRLS,

YOU KNOW, IN THE CAR, THAT'S

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY."

AND I WAS LIKE "NO, I KNOW WHAT

YOU MEANT."

AND THEN HE STARTED FOLLOWING ME

A LITTLE BIT.

AND I THINK HE WAS KIND OF

NERVOUS.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS

IF THERE ARE ANY PIMPS OUT

THERE, OR WHATEVER.

BUT IF THERE'S SOME KIND OF

PIMP SUPPORT GROUP THAT YOU'D GO

TO 'CAUSE I FELT REAL BAD FOR

HIM.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE SET HIM DOWN.

ONE OF THE GUYS ON THE CORNER

AND JUST SORT OF, YOU KNOW.

"HEY KID, I KNOW YOU HAD A

ROUGH TIME OUT THERE, BUT I JUST

WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I DID

THE SAME THING WHEN I WAS A KID

AND UH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.

YOU GOT TO PICK UP YOURSELF BY

THE BOOTSTRAPS AND WORK REAL

HARD AND EVENTUALLY YOU CAN

BECOME ONE OF THE BEST PIMPS IN

THE WORLD AND UM...

WHAT THE HELL WAS I TALKING

ABOUT?

OH YEAH, DO YOU GUYS LIKE THE

BLUES AT ALL?

[LAUGHTER]

ALL RIGHT, COOL.

[APPLAUSE]

UM, THIS IS A LITTLE BLUES SONG.

THIS IS A GREAT YEAR FOR ME.

I'VE GOT MY SECOND CD, WHICH HAS

ONLY BEEN OUT FOR ABOUT

SIX YEARS NOW AND IT'S ALREADY

GONE INTO THE DOUBLE-DIGIT SALES

CATEGORY, WHICH IS KIND OF

EXCITING.

AND I'M MAKING HUNDREDS OF

DOLLARS A YEAR DOING WHAT I LIKE

TO DO AND THAT'S THE IMPORTANT

THING.

BUT I LIKE TO SAY THAT WHAT I

TAKE FROM LIFE, I GIVE BACK

THROUGH MY ART AND SO FAR I'VE

TAKEN NOTHING BUT CRAP AND

THAT'S ALL I'VE HAD TO GIVE.

BUT THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A GUY

WHO WANTS TO SING THE BLUES BUT

FRANKLY EVERYTHING'S GOING

PRETTY GOOD AND IT'S CALLED

"FRESH OUT OF BLUES".

AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

♪♪

♪ I GOT THE RENT PAID ON TIME

♪ I GOT A REFRIGERATOR

♪ FULL OF FOOD

♪ MY CAR'S RUNNING FINE

♪ MAN, I AIN'T LYING

♪ DAMN, THINGS

♪ ARE LOOKING GOOD

♪ I GOT A BEAUTIFUL GIRL

♪ SHE'S A BISEXUAL

♪ NYMPHOMANIAC NURSE

♪ SHE HAS A

♪ SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS

♪ AND A HYSTERECTOMY

♪ I GUESS THAT

♪ THINGS COULD BE WORSE

♪ AND NOW I'M FRESH OUT OF

♪ BLUES

♪ I'M FRESH OUT OF BLUES

♪ MY BABY ONLY CHEATS

♪ WITH OTHER WOMEN

♪ WHICH IS JUST FINE WITH ME

♪ I GOT A HOLE IN THE DOOR

♪ WHERE I CAN SEE EVERYTHING

♪ I GOT ONE HAND ON MY BRANDY

♪ THAT LEAVES

♪ MY OTHER HAND FREE

♪ I'M LIVING PROOF

♪ IN THE FLESH

♪ THAT SHE COULD BE

♪ FRESH OUT OF...

WISH THAT SONG WERE TRUE.

♪ BLUES ♪

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

IF DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO GET

A LITTLE EDUCATIONAL ON YOUR

ASS.

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ON

HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS, WHICH

I THINK IS REALLY THE BEST WAY

TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY IF YOU

EVER GET A CHANCE.

BUT IT WAS ABOUT, IT WAS ABOUT

LIKE, UH, SALVADOR DALI,

THE ARTIST.

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW

THIS BUT SALVADOR DALI, ONE TIME

IN AN EFFORT TO SHOW HOW HUMBLE

AND MEEK THAT HE WAS IN THE EYES

OF HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE SHOWED UP

TO HER DOORSTEP COMPLETELY NAKED

AND COVERED IN HIS OWN

EXCREMENT, AND WHICH DIDN'T WORK

APPARENTLY AND IT DIDN'T WORK

FOR ME EITHER.

I TRIED IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS

AGO.

AND THAT FAMILY NEVER WANTS TO

SEE ME AGAIN.

BUT IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT ALL

THESE PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE

INCREDIBLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO

WESTERN CIVILIZATION.

AND THIS IS A SONG ABOUT THAT.

AND I DON'T DO THIS SONG VERY

OFTEN AND I THINK MOSTLY IT'S

BECAUSE IT' NOT A VERY GOOD

SONG.

AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT IS A

TRUE STORY AND IT IS VERY

IMPORTANT.

AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

♪ ANCIENT PHILOSOPHY

♪ WAS FRAMED BY PRODIGIES

♪ ARISTOTLE

♪ PLATO AND SOCRATES

♪ AND EVEN THOUGH

♪ THEIR THOUGHTS WERE DEEMED

♪ THE ARISTOCRATIC VOICE

♪ THEY ALSO HAD A THING

♪ FOR LITTLE BOYS

♪ CATHERINE THE GREAT

♪ SO IT'S BEEN SAID

♪ NEEDED FARM ANIMALS

♪ TO BE FULFILLED IN BED

♪ FROM HISTORIC RULERS

♪ TO THE ANCIENT GREEKS

♪ WE'RE STANDING ON

♪ THE SHOULDERS OF FREAKS

♪ ISN'T LIFE PRETTY

♪ ERNEST HEMMINGWAY ONCE SAID

♪ AND THEN HE PUT A BULLET

♪ THROUGH HIS HEAD

♪ SALVADOR DALI'S

♪ SURREAL PAINTINGS

♪ WERE GOD SENT

♪ YOU'D NEVER KNOW HE WORE

♪ HIS OWN EXCREMENT

♪ THEN THERE'S DA VINCI

♪ FOR WHOM IT REQUIRED

♪ DRESSING IN

♪ WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR

♪ TO BE INSPIRED

♪ FROM THE GREAT ROMANTICS

♪ TO THE ANCIENT GREEKS

♪ WE'RE STANDING ON

♪ THE SHOULDERS OF

♪ FREAKS ♪

THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH.

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