In this episode, the upside of the economic meltdown: did you know that you can survive for weeks just by drinking your own tears? Then, is your money safe, or is it in a bank? And my guest, Wynton Marsalis has written a book on jazz. The interview will be unscripted and last for five hours. If your actions speak louder than words, you're not yelling loud enough. This is The Colbert Report.