In this episode, Russia lays claim to the North Pole, and several dissenting sea lions have been mysteriously poisoned. Plus, Democrats accuse Alberto Gonzales of perjury. Maybe he'll be sentenced to a round of golf with Scooter Libby. Plus, my guest, Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, is here to talk about what happens when you mix politics and religion. I'm no scholar, but I'll guess -- poligion? Mi casa es su casa. "Casa" means anger, right? This is The Colbert Report.