In this episode, the government tries to regulate small loans. You know, it's not the size of the loan; it's how you default on it. And NASA will announce the name of their space node -- I'm so excited I could burst, unless that's just the alien in my chest. Then, my guest, Susie Orbach, wants us to rethink the way we view our bodies. Fine, but I cannot fit any more mirrors in my bathroom. Hey, Navy Seals, why don't you take a crack at Captain Morgan? That guy made me feel like I was captive in a boat for five days. This is The Colbert Report.